New avatar thread

[Tadao]

OMGOMGOMG

[Fathom Zero]

hahaha

[Tadao]

What's better than taking a shower with a 12 year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and pretending she's MattJack!

[Guitar Woman]

jesus christ

[Tadao]

MattJack is making me feel like an anti-hero. I guess that would make MattJack some kind of little goody goody kid that got shot in the head by me because he thought he was special.

[Esuohlim]

Oh no not a poll thread you don't want to make Willie mad now do you >:

[Tadao]

Had no idea Willie hates them. Sorry Willie, this will be the only I make.

[Zomboid]

The "Yes"s have it!

[MattJack]

VOTE OR DIE

[Zomboid]

STFU MATTJACK THIS IS VOTING TIME. If we want him gone we gotta play it cool :O

[Tadao]

Hahaha, I pissed of a Vet? Wow... I'm really disappointed in you Zomboid.

[Guitar Woman]

No, Zomboid hates everyone

[Tadao]

I am teh most hated!!!!!

[Tadao]

Idk.... I think he likes MattJack a little "too" much.

[Esuohlim]

Wow 1067 for "yes" so far watch out Tadao that might be hard to recover from :eek

[executioneer]

lol @ mod abuse

[Tadao]

Dude tell me about it. But I am honored that so much attention has been paid to me today. Thanks MattJack, I owe you a reach around since you just internet jacked me off.

[Esuohlim]

When I read Tadao's name in my head it registers as Téodor and I never bothered to fix this mental fuck-up :ohwell

[executioneer]

uh oh that means hes gonna get fat and die early ;_;

[Tadao]

Japanese. It's Ta Dah Oh
Maybe that was the Leanor connection? (this is a good opening for an insult)

[Zomboid]

No, Zomboid hates everyone
Not really. There's just a whole bunch of people here who I really dislike. There's only a few that I would say I "hate".

[Tadao]

uh oh that means hes gonna get fat and die early ;_;

Those are tears of joy, aren't they?

[Tadao]

I like Tadao, zako, and that guy with the mario avatar. Some of them reeeeally suck though. Also, macrodeath has a great avatar.

:(

[executioneer]

I CANNOT EXPERIECNE JOY SO HOW COULD THEY BE ;_;

[Tadao]

Now I'm as sad as a sad clown

[executioneer]

warning at least 90% of my internet angsty whining is hyperbole and should be discounted

[Seven Force]

didnt read thread, voted yes, hope you get raped by a gay zombified ape

gw too

[Zomboid]

:(
Well macrodeath's avatar isn't great anymore either.

[Sacks]

Aren't you like 48? Why does this thread exist?

[Tadao]

Aren't you like 48? Why does this thread exist?

MattJack wanted me put to a vote to be banned. So I did it.

[Chojin]

Well, your avatar IS horribly gay now.

[Tadao]

I know, I have to go avatar hunting today.

[Fat_Hippo]

Yeah, what happened the the hamster/guinea pig/whatever?

[Chojin]

Here is a fine selection of avatars I just now threw together from cap in my /pictures/ folder!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/beiporn.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/beiporn.jpg


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/cakegirl.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/cakegirl.jpg


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/daxflame.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/daxflame.jpg


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/lammy.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/lammy.jpg


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/marmarine.gif

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/marmarine.gif


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/pinkasian.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/pinkasian.jpg


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/pizzaguy.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/pizzaguy.jpg


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/rammy.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/rammy.jpg

[Grislygus]

Tadao, I put that exact same animated gif on one of my Junior High Powerpoint Projects.

Don't think I'm kidding.

[Grislygus]

So you're basically on the cutting edge of the internet, circa 2001.

[Tadao]

Hmmm, no Cho. None of those will do as I'm steering away from the perv effect.

Gus: the only way to avoid hat is to create your own avatar, which I maight do if I don't find one I like.

Pub: http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_5074.gif

[Pub Lover]

Dude, you know what zombie children do to me. :tear

[Grislygus]

DO NOT FEAR TADAO, I AM MAKING YOU AN AVATAR RIGHT NOW

BECAUSE I AM AWESOME



Unfortunately, you will need to change your avatar to "Horrible Horrible Hobo" in order to maximize the hipness of your totally shwanky new pic

[Moobs]

those are some pretty cool avatars :o

[Grislygus]

THERE

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/AsianHoboWormCustom.jpg

I call it "Asian Hobo Rainbow, Neckrolls Included."
Stick with me, kid. You'll go places.

[Seven Force]

they're ALL gay

[Pub Lover]

SF, what are you even doing here?

[Tadao]

Haha Gus! If only you included the nipple pinching.

[Tadao]

http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_5254.gif
http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1672.gif
http://avatars.jurko.net/uploads/avatar_12634.gif

[Moobs]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4051/rabsj0.png

i realise now the pancake looks like a large poop :(

[ElPila666]

you people are so mean, i already miss the dude

[executioneer]

i dont think hes really banned?

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gif
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gif
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gif

[Qwarx]

Well, your avatar IS horribly gay now.

I agree I liked his pancake bunny avatar.

[Chojin]

No one has used those avatars yet?

Jerks.

[Pub Lover]

If the Rammy one was frowning and had 'liar' flashing around it, I'd take it. ;)

[Guitar Woman]

If you fixed the dimensions on the asian lammy cosplayer, sure

[Esuohlim]

I'll take the pizza guy one if Schimid doesn't want it ;)

[Sacks]

Seriously this thread is so gay we should all just start posting our dicks.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah yeah I won't fall for that one again >:

[Pub Lover]

[SEVEN FORCE PENIS]

[Sacks]

Wheres that fencing kid that loves dicks so much?

[MattJack]

he's working out

[MattJack]

an' reading books n shit

[Chojin]

what's wrong with the lammy dimensions? and gw's avatar is already fine ;<

[liquidstatik]

so is this guy banned or wut? ;_;

[Guitar Woman]

PublicPubLoather: Liquid statik stole your avatar
Microwaved Grape: that just means he's a poser
Microwaved Grape: and that we also have to have lesbian sex

[liquidstatik]

sry im all about the cock! :O~

[Pub Lover]

PublicPubLoather: OMG HAWT!

[liquidstatik]

i like to suk dickx a whole lot, u wanna see ;D

[Pub Lover]

Yes. Very much.

[Tadao]

You all should be banned you fucking pervs

[Pub Lover]

Feeling left out, Tadao? :(

[liquidstatik]

/me sucks tadao's testicles, gently sliding a finger into his anus

[executioneer]

since this thread is about avatars now should i have

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/cheapspeed.gif
THIS ONE

or

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/wtf.gif
THIS ONE

[Pub Lover]

Is that top one Nick Frost on Spaced?

If so then that one for sure. <3

[Tadao]

Yeah the top one is comical.

[executioneer]

they are both from spaced

[Pub Lover]

http://www.sitcom.co.uk/hyperdrive/images/char_henderson.jpg

<3

[Tadao]

Feeling out Tadao! :)

this is better.

[Guitar Woman]

God damnit, liquid, now I really want that avatar for myself >:

[liquidstatik]

yous can have it

[Pub Lover]

total loli? LOLITA?

[Pub Lover]

TOTALLY. :x

[liquidstatik]

TOTALLY :x

[Guitar Woman]

:D

[Chojin]

If the Rammy one was frowning and had 'liar' flashing around it, I'd take it. ;)

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/rammyliar.gif

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/rammyliar.gif

[Pub Lover]

GW ONCE ROCKED STEPHANIE FOR AN AFTERNOON BEFORE SUCCUMBING TO THE LOGICAL OVER-CREEPY FEELING

[Chojin]

BY THE SPELL OF GOLD

THE KING UNDER MOUNTAIN WILL RISK A GREAT WAR

[executioneer]

I'M AFRAID YOU'VE LOST ME

[Pub Lover]

CHOJIN, YOU'RE SO AWESOME! :love

[liquidstatik]

THESE AVATARS ARE ACE

[Tadao]

CHOJIN, YOU'RE SO AWESOME! :love

AND A GREAT KISSER!

[Chojin]

i only sang blind guardian to bump the thread since pub had posted before he saw the avatar ;<

of course pub is probably like me and reloads every thread he replies to so he can re-read his own replies as if they're new, so that may not have been an issue ;<

[JediScum]

http://www.sitcom.co.uk/hyperdrive/images/char_henderson.jpg

Not to sound like a weirdo or anything but Nick Frost looks damn hot in that pic.

[Guitar Woman]

In the grand spirit of change I made my signature as offensive as possible

[Guitar Woman]

I actually think that's overdoing it a little ;<

brb revising

[Pub Lover]

of course pub is probably like me and reloads every thread he replies to so he can re-read his own replies as if they're new,

I do that. :(

[Esuohlim]

Sorry guys I had a ton of appreciation for this thread at first but now it's j- hahaha sorry I couldn't keep a straight face

[Pub Lover]

Not to sound like a weirdo or anything but Nick Frost looks damn hot in that pic.

Yes! <3

[Esuohlim]

Also I have more of a boner for Simon Pegg myself to set the record straight here :x

[Pub Lover]

Pegg, sure, but Frost is a total bear. <3

[Pub Lover]

The dream, of course, would be both of them at the same time. :swoon

[Tadao]

I'm still not happy with my avatar. I'd rather have dance_cat in my sig.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/lammy.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/lammy.jpg

Cropped this a little better, now that my real mouse is again working ;<

[Chojin]

on second thought it's really either-or since I like the back of her hair, too, but I hate ma-san's hair being in the old crop ;<

[Guitar Woman]

combine them, nobody will notice

[Chojin]

what?

[Guitar Woman]

My main beef with this one is that it's not wide enough

cropping the right part like you have it on the second one would fix that

I'd have done it myself a long time ago, but I can't find that picture anywhere.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/lammy2.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/lammy2.jpg

I used the paintbrush to darken the busy parts, which helped a bit. Realllllly easy to do with a wacom, too.

[Guitar Woman]

:/

[Pub Lover]

GW likes the boob bulge. ;(

[Guitar Woman]

That's actually it, yeah ;<

[Esuohlim]

OK that does it

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/lammy3.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/lammy3.jpg

or make your own fgt

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/avatars/lammyband.jpg

[Tadao]

Who wants to go clubbing?

[JediScum]

Here's a few... not just for Tadao, but whoever.

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/Priscilla04.jpg


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/reddfoxx.jpg


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/ghostbusters.jpg


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/rockon.jpg


And hell no, i'm not going to resize them... I just woke up 20 minutes ago.

[JediScum]

More avatars that are not resized because i still haven't taken my morning dump yet....

Edit- no, resize them. -c

[Chojin]

the entire POINT is that you resize them. Otherwise this is the HILARIOUS GOOGLE IMAGE thread.

fgt.

[Moobs]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/4788/catglassesnu6.jpg

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6139/parapco7.jpg

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4830/boboas3.jpg

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4213/cooldudeuk7.jpg

[JediScum]

Sorry, Chojin. I'm not a morning person. Resizing is in progress.

Still, the original images are good in case someone wants to modify them.
If they can modify, they can resize their damn self. Like i'm being paid for this shit.

[JediScum]

Here's more of the same shit, only it's RESIZED for all the lazy Americans.

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/alex-1.jpg


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/fonz-1.jpg


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/billbixby-1.jpg


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/exp01-1.jpg


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/WilliamLee-1.jpg


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/dog-1.jpg



http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/feldman2-1.jpg

More soon...

[Sacks]

I want to move to Illinois so I won't be lumped with that crowd.

[Fathom Zero]

"Hey Marty Feldman, what're you looking at?" :lol

[Sacks]

HIGH FIVE

[ZAKO the GREAT]

i'd say STAY.

[JediScum]

A few more...


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/crippledkids.jpg


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/madelinekahn02.jpg

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/IceT.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Five highs, light up and get down.

[MattJack]

i wish GW was the girl in his new avatar but i guess wishes are like assho*es cause everyone has one and they all stink

[Tadao]

i wish GW was the girl in his new avatar

You're not joking, are you?

[liquidstatik]

DID HE SAY JK?

[liquidstatik]

p.s. 1078 people think you should be banned :o

[Tadao]

p.s. 1078 people think you should be banned :o

I'm sure most of the unregistered would too.

[Guitar Woman]

I wish I was her, too, so I could clone and marry myself

[Sacks]

She has bad breath. I can tell.

[JediScum]

JediScum - Hey! Guitar Woman! I love what you did with your boobs

Guitar Woman - That's my avatar , you asshole.

JediScum - Really? OK, nevermind.

[Chojin]

fartin, is that you

[Tadao]

I need a new dress.

[Rez]

why would over a thousand people want a guy banned
usually trolls are appreciated in their own way

SORRY
ITS JUST THAT I HAVEN BEEN HERE IN AWHILE.

[Tadao]

Fuck you Rez, stupid Vet piece of shit fuck wad.

[Rez]

why would you say that

[Misdemonar]

hi I'm misdemonar, resident cool guy :cool

[Sacks]

I can't wait until 2012 when I reach Vet status and people mistake my seldom posting for an old gunfighter's weariness.