Editorials - 50 Sentences And 3 Pictures I've Had Hanging Around

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[Tetsu Deinonychus]

How "Avant-garde".

Max Burbank, You are the David Lynch of internet comedy (and, I mean that in a good way).

6, 10, 15, 19, 23, 27, 34, 41, "The Yodeling Contest", and 45 were especially hilarious!

[Ashmodai]

32 is my favorite.

[RaxaR]

PANTS!

[Colonel Flagg]

Some of these look "Bulwer-Lytton" worthy.

HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Purple Man]

"The Yodeling Contest" is superb.

[Sleazeappeal]

"I thought you said violence wasn't the answer to anything."

"It isn't."

"What do you call that, then?"

"Prolonging the question."

[Dungeonbrownies]

quite good.
pretty bad for me mentally i bet,
but still enjoyable.

[blacksamster]

Heh, yeah, I was thinking Bulwer-Lytton, too...

[Colonel Flagg]

I think everyone should have a helper monkey.

[captain516]

that was so bizare.. and yet I loved it

[Fufuless]

I don't want to mess with that clown, man.

[chemquat]

i was pleased way early with 6, thought it was just great.

but now i can't shake the image of a sea of crap and pop tarts. it's disgusting. it won't leave my head. i might never eat another pop tart.

[autodidact]

Read as a whole piece it reminds me of an early 'A bit of Frye and Laurie' sketch.

[Undead Overlord]

those must have been some damn fine pants, unlike my physics teacher's, they are so nerdy. so very nerdy...

[Pandajuice]

You should do one of those daily calendar things Max. Each day people all over the world can tear away yesterday's page and reveal another bizzare, slightly disturbing non-sequitor straight from the dark armoire that is your mind.

But please leave out the pictures; they make my brain feel fizzy.

[Oska_Go_Wilde]

I think I may have the exact same issue with mind-garbage. But none of mine are eloquent.

[Protoclown]

Number 19 was my favorite

[Autrach Sejanoz]

I have to agree with Tetsu Deinonychus about the David Lynch comment, Max.

I liked 6(the best one, IMO), 7, 10, 15, 18, "Visiting Hours", 26, 27, 35, 42, 48, & 50.

[Umbee]

I liked 1, 6, 8, 22, 24, 27, 41, 46, and 50.

Max Burbank could probably win the Bulwer-Lytton contest if he wanted to.

[Beggarsfarm]

3.) Harrison's trousers were of the sort one wants to avoid; pinched and taught in delicate places yet let out like slowly deflating balloons at odd, asymmetric points.

Taught = taut. I don't mean to be a pissant, but for something so funny I felt correct diction was appropriate.

[cthulhu257]

Is it just me, or do a lot of those sound like something from a Douglas Adams book? I especially like number 6.

[SGFAZ1]

What the hell is wrong with the dude in the background of Visiting Hours?!