Editorials - How 'The Lord Of The Rings' Would Have Been Different If I Were Tasked With Carrying The One Ring Instead Of Frodo [Archive]

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Mar 3rd, 2008, 03:18 AM

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executioneer

Mar 3rd, 2008, 03:52 AM

FRIGGIN GREAT

OxBlood

Mar 3rd, 2008, 05:03 AM

Excellent.

Nick

Mar 3rd, 2008, 05:58 AM

I liked the part where you tried to give the ring away. Seriously.

homor

Mar 3rd, 2008, 08:33 AM

you lost me at "A little late for trimming the verge," then you had me again at "her bathing suit totally slides off."

Aequil

Mar 3rd, 2008, 10:06 AM

I wonder how much time Bilbo spent stealing hobbit panties, i always thought he was such a little pervert

Magic Flyin' Lemur

Mar 3rd, 2008, 11:40 AM

Yeah, they don't make suspiciously gay-looking friendships like that anymore...

And Legolas is totally gay. All elves are gay. Straight people don't have a glow like that.

Colonel Flagg

Mar 3rd, 2008, 12:46 PM

I always wondered about Sideways, son of Hamfist and Fruity, "son" of Dildo.

Excellent piece, Max!

Fufuless

Mar 3rd, 2008, 02:04 PM

None shall pass!

Ashmodai

Mar 3rd, 2008, 08:19 PM

Another classic piece.

beatpole

Mar 3rd, 2008, 08:24 PM

so cliche it makes me want to kill again, a rare miss.

Jaimas

Mar 3rd, 2008, 10:02 PM

Fucking Epic.

Protoclown

Mar 3rd, 2008, 11:31 PM

The haunted bacon was my favorite part.

executioneer

Mar 4th, 2008, 12:37 AM

mine too :(

incognit000

Mar 4th, 2008, 07:58 AM

I'd have never been so amusing.

Qwarx

Mar 4th, 2008, 09:23 AM

Yeah Gimli, never trust an elf.

Pointy eared bastards...

Dungeonbrownies

Mar 4th, 2008, 06:57 PM

damn ridiculous, but i read it all.
and yes, the trend now seems to be towards manlier and manlier women and more and more feminine guys with tight jeans and long hair.
iono why, but its happening.
if youre gay, its ok,
but this is just odd.

BurntToShreds

Mar 4th, 2008, 10:10 PM

I like how you can write dialog that seems so real.

Obscurus Lupa

Mar 5th, 2008, 01:01 AM

HA HA, that was awesome. I especially liked the gay comments and the random haunted things.

mburbank

Mar 5th, 2008, 09:37 AM

Thanks, folks

Terrible-D

Mar 6th, 2008, 04:16 AM

My response when told that I'd have to toss the ring into Mount Doom;

"Fuck this shit, I'm going home to get toasted and play Resident Evil 4 until the world ends."

executioneer

Mar 6th, 2008, 05:44 AM

my question is, what happens if you put a Ring of Power on your w*ener

Grislygus

Mar 6th, 2008, 02:05 PM

You might give sauron the aids :x

g_tonttu

Mar 7th, 2008, 03:30 AM

Great piece Max...great indeed.

Invisible

May 8th, 2008, 12:55 AM

Fuckin' hate you guys.

Oh my god. That piece was brilliant! :lol