Home Wrecker

[Tadao]

I am now a home wrecker. I stole a married woman away from her husband and they are now getting divorced.

Better keep your bitches on a tight leash mother fuckers!

[Dr. Boogie]

I wouldn't get too attached. She apparently has no problem cheating on her man.

[MetalMilitia]

Her husman no less!

[Tadao]

Who doesn't. I'm still married. I lived with my wife for 5 years, got married and 9 years later she cheated on me and fell in love with some guy she worked with. I was loyal the whole time, but that's what I do. I know about cheating women, but dam if I don't love the ladies.

[Dixie]

I had an affair with a married guy when I was 17.
His wife called me Christmas day to wish us a nice life.
I stopped seeing him because he wasn't a very good fuck.

Welcome to the Home Wrecker Club my friend.

[ElPila666]

I stoled a car radio once :(

[Tadao]

Wow, CIG. Phone calls are scary. I looked my wifes lover up on the internet and because he was a somebody there was all kinds of info that lead me to get his home addy and phone # with in a hour or 2. So the next time he emailed my wife I sent him back his addy with My first initial at the bottom. She never heard from him again. Then a month later I called the # and asked for his daughter. You see, he travelled and is never home but I know his daughters names via my wifes stupidity. When they went to get his daughter I hung up. I just wanted verification that it is his house. Later in the week I called and got his wife. I asked if he was there and she said no. I said "Oh ok, just tell him ********** called." He must have been so freaked.

[Dixie]

It can be really scary when they call you.
I wasn't too worried about anything until she called my house. But the worst I was worried about was she might tell my mom and me getting a morality lecture for the next 3 months. Luckily this was not a problem, I had an on again and off again boyfriend with the very same first name as the guy I was seeing so she excused it as jealous teenage drama without any question.
In my case, the guy was a complete idiot navy guy who kept journals of EVERYTHING he did. He would visit whorehouses overseas while on his tours of duty and kept journals of it. I was surprised it took his wife so long to figure out he was a scumbag. When she found this journal, so wonderfully hidden under the corner of their mattress, of course she read it. It had my number in it, as well as a passage about our then relationship where it compared kissing her to kissing the whores in Palma. It didn't go over very well.

[Tadao]

Omg what an idiot. My wife new I was good with computers. I had my own computer repair business for gods sake. Well when I walked into the computer room and she would instantly close the window she was reading and start talking to me I didn't really notice the first time, but she did it a bunch of times. So I put a key logger on and found her secret email addy and password that she was using with this guy. What a dummy.

[Tadao]

In the case of my current girlfriend. I told her she was going to get caught and what then? I told her that he would notice somethings wrong. Well one day she told him about me. I think that is much better than getting caught.

[Dixie]

Yeah your wife (ex-wife) was definitely retarded to some degree.
Eh, we both fucked stupid people, we've got another new club.
:D

[Dixie]

I totally agree, being told is MUCH better than being caught. You're lucky on that one! I hope you don't have to meet him anytime soon though.

[Tadao]

:D We are dumb fuckers

[Dixie]

I can assure you, I come from a LOOOOOOOONG line of dumb fuckers. It's only natural.

[Chojin]

I had to drive Emily up to her ex-boyfriend's house the day after she broke up with him to get her stuff.

I should probably mention that she'd been cheating on him with me.

If looks could kill!

[Tadao]

Hah, wait till you get married Chojin. Emily is high on my nabbing list.

[Chojin]

maybe if she got in reach of your cane

[Tadao]

It's a walker :(

[MLE]

Uh oh, walkers are kinda sexy with that kah-Thump, kah-Thump :O

[Chojin]

i bet he has a harness for it

[Tadao]

I can get you to the front of the lines at amusement parks!

[MLE]

Well shit, that IS kinda sexy.

[MLE]

In a pedophilia kind of way, but still

[Tadao]

I like to get the girls to help me out with the grocieries and then I throw them in the van.

[Tadao]

They see me rollin'

http://www.elderluxe.com/assets/items/large/F1F60322662A4D8B90AFF15D207C7EBC.jpg

They hatin'

[Chojin]

So CIG how did you meet this special married someone?

[Dixie]

I had known him since I was 12, he went to the church that my grandma went to.

[Chojin]

Well, at least he was classy enough to wait until you were of age!

[Dixie]

He took me to homecoming when I was 15.
He was really nothing more than a crush that I had to get out of my system. I'm pretty sure they were going to get a divorce anyways since he kept a record of his brothel visits. I was just a cherry on top of a disappointment sundae for his wife.

[Tadao]

This reminds me of a Hustler Babysitter porn.

[Dixie]

This reminds me of a Hustler Babysitter porn.
Sadly, it was not that exciting.