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MockBot
Mar 25th, 2008, 03:22 AM
Automatically generated comment thread for Other Easter Animals (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/other-easter-animals/default.php).

Julio
Mar 25th, 2008, 04:48 AM
Trying to unleash the Easter Gorilla fury one of these days might be a bad idea...

Pentegarn
Mar 25th, 2008, 06:08 AM
I knew the camels were on the terrorists' side!

E-Dirt
Mar 25th, 2008, 06:44 AM
What about easter Howler monkey's ? They can sing!

antman82
Mar 25th, 2008, 08:32 AM
VERY nice. I want an easter chinchilla...

Ashmodai
Mar 25th, 2008, 08:52 AM
There was something about the Easter Cobra that just seemed down right friendly.

saturnknight
Mar 25th, 2008, 10:01 AM
funny easter animals, what about the Easter Skunk?

Colonel Flagg
Mar 25th, 2008, 01:27 PM
How quickly one forgets the Easter Beetle.

Relaxing Dragon
Mar 25th, 2008, 03:14 PM
I'd love the Eater Dolphin, an underwater SCUBA egg hunt would be awesome! Plus, the Dolphin would keep the sharks away while you rummaged about the coral. It's win win!

Ferrit
Mar 25th, 2008, 03:36 PM
How exactly do BUNNIES make sense anyway? Seriously. When I think of resurrection, I either think of Jesus, or hoards of Zombies. Okay, honestly I just think of zombies.

Troubleshoot
Mar 25th, 2008, 04:49 PM
I love the easter rhino, but kids falling on and hurting themselves lead to it's retirement. If thats the case we also need to get rid of pyramids, the Pyramid Stacker in particular.

JJ the Jetplane
Mar 25th, 2008, 05:35 PM
I think it'd be fun to have an Easter platypus.

BurntToShreds
Mar 25th, 2008, 06:08 PM
JJ, male platypi have venomous barbs on their hind legs. I don't think anyone wants to get killed by a platypus.

I suggest something more badass, such as the Easter Giant Isopod:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2384/1718888520_9230205ffa.jpg

El Sammo
Mar 25th, 2008, 07:00 PM
The Easter Platypus makes PERFECT sense because only the MALES have the barb, while the FEMALES lay the eggs.

bountyhunterseven
Mar 25th, 2008, 08:37 PM
how 'bout an easter giraffe? make hunting easter eggs a bit more interesting with them long necks and all!

Nick
Mar 25th, 2008, 09:34 PM
What, no Easter Shark?

greenimp
Mar 26th, 2008, 01:42 AM
in australia we got an easter bilby, we shoot rabbits, lousy pests...

mmm_braaains
Mar 26th, 2008, 05:47 PM
Chinchilla.

I want one.

ohyeahhim
Mar 27th, 2008, 01:35 PM
The Easter Gorilla is now a reality! And he's got quite a swagger I must say.

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Most-Emailed-Photos/ss/1756/im:/080320/480/3eabc14d4b7c4a929d48cbf55896073a

Cedar
Mar 28th, 2008, 02:57 AM
oh i want one xD

rise1revolt1
Apr 2nd, 2008, 04:01 PM
how quickly doth people not realize that we need an easter whorl-tooth shark or a easter panda or OF COURSE an easter turtle!

executioneer
Apr 2nd, 2008, 04:24 PM
what about an easter bacillus, like a staphylococcus aureus that puts out pastel-colored pus instead of golden

0dd1
Apr 8th, 2008, 08:24 AM
Maybe the Easter sugar glider?
I mean, sure, they're small, furry, flying rodents from Australia (which, you would know if you've seen The Princess Bride, is full of criminals :-P)... but hey! it's cute.