Protocomics #14: "Beary Dangerous"

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Automatically generated comment thread for Protocomics #14: "Beary Dangerous" (http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/protocomics14/default.php).

[Colonel Flagg]

Even without the Protoclown treatment, this comic just feels .... so ...... wrong. I feel unclean having seen the images, and need a piping hot shower RIGHT NOW.

[Mac Brookman]

Ewoks, fucking Ewoks. An affront to a lot of things.

[Gourry]

So, they can forge helmets and armor, but they have to rely on STONE axes???

[greenimp]

furry gladiators?

[Marthaeus Autolykos]

Eh, I can remember the Ewok furor of my early childhood...the damn things got a spin-off movie, a saturday morning cartoon show, and tons of merchandising. I remember having an Ewok table as a kid. I wound up getting Star Wars Battlefront II primarily for the pleasure of slaughtering them in droves. Oh, and Gungans too.

[Nick]

They should have called in Korgoth to save them.

[JoeyJoJoJr]

I still have my ewok tree house playset that you push the button and the tree would pop open to reveal all the little dirty ewoks inside. At least I think its mine everybody says it is but I think it's my sister's. Looking at it now makes me pray that it was not mine kind of a girlie toy that would explain some things, damn you ewoks.

[Burn]

The ewok death scene from RotJ emotionally raped me when I was 6.
Oh, and I'm glad that the villain has proper nipple protection on his armor =/

[Purple Man]

Yub Yub, indeed.

I was cheering for the animal stuffers.

[Kirbykid]

I liked this one! "Gah! I am Undone!"

[Poxpower]

Haha sweet. I liked that Ewok cartoon as a kid. Space pirates sure are clumsy dipshits.
Do you write it before you put the letters in the bubbles or something? Because some of them look wacky as hell :p
You should make sure they text always fits, it looks way funnier when it feels more real. Also I see you added a little "thought" balloon there on the space-horse and it just pops out so badly because you didn't put an outline around it. FOR SHAME, MAN.

[Copper]

*laughs* I think I have the original comic of this. Back from when I was, like, six. Somehow, this one's just all that more amusing. I wonder why *laughs*

[alittlebirdytoldmeso]

I vaguely remember an Ewok movie and though I was young and a girl (and therefore genetically predisposed to find all things fuzzy and small "adorable"), all I can remember thinking was, "where are all the cool characters, like Han Solo and Luke?"

[Roggs]

Just goes to show you, whether your army is an elite, high tech legion armed wih blaster rifles and walking tanks, or a savage band of axe-wielding barbarians, you're just no match for bear creatures the size of 5-gallon water jugs and their slightly-inconveniencing traps.

[rizzo]

Surely, you have made a thing of beauty, Protoclown.

[Jaimas]

Gladiatorr is the most hilariously awful villain ever, and Proto, you rock for making him about 9 billion times more compelling than any Quesada villain ever.

[greenimp]

Marthaeus Autolykos:
"Eh, I can remember the Ewok furor of my early childhood"

heil teddy?

[comhcinc]

so....what was change?

[captain516]

Before there was Jar-Jar Binks, there were Ewoks!

[Dungeonbrownies]

by jove, just reading this made me feel wrong. this artwork is terrible and the story weak, but its comedic value, through the roof. where was this from originally anyways?

[Count Mek]

Pure brillentence that man!