Paypal's customer support

[liquidstatik]

Do they always take a hour to reply to an email? >:

[Sethomas]

I think my record for time lapse between a direct question emailed to me and my response was 26 months.

It was about the size of my penis, and with high school being a time of changes it was probably best that I had filed that one away to be addressed later.

[liquidstatik]

SETH, WHAT?

[Sethomas]

"it was about the size of my penis"

Yes, that's how big the email was. I'd copy and paste the email, but I don't want to misrepresent myself with text formatting, font, and monitor size considerations. Incidentally, that was also the topic in the question I answered.

[liquidstatik]

DO YOU WORK FOR PAYPAL?

[Sethomas]

No, but I've spent enough time working through them that they could probably answer inquiries about my penis size better than I could.

[liquidstatik]

if you tatttoed my question to your dick would they answer quicker?

[Sethomas]

Hypothetically, perhaps, but this isn't possible. While there's still advertising space available, I squandered the most visible part with "I'm a hot chick and I love Jixby Philips".

[liquidstatik]

has anyone called dibbs on the inside of your urethra?

[liquidstatik]

i really need to get this done :<

[Sethomas]

Appreciate how lucky you are that "putting the mental image of a tattoo needle operating on the inside of my urethra" is relatively solitary on my list of reasons to dislike you.

[liquidstatik]

lol

[liquidstatik]

I get faster support from dreamhost ;<

[darkvare]

i only asked for support from amazon it took them a day

[MLE]

well, I guess that depends on the cup size

[Girl Drink Drunk]

:lol

[Evil Robot]

Hardcore consumers should never need support.

[Chojin]

Is a 1-hour response to an e-mail suddenly unacceptable? I thought most businesses gave 48 hours.