An Auto Racing Thread

[Pentegarn]

Usually, I am not interested in auto racing. That is unless something interesting happens. Like when Earnhardt Jr. said he was joining up with Hendrick Motorsports. That was interesting, especially listening to the yokels get in a lather about their hero joining up with (in their view) NASCAR's equivilant of satan.

Yesterday, something interesting happened. Danica Patrick finally won her first race, making her the first women to win a Formula 1 race.

http://sports.yahoo.com/irl/news?slug=ap-irl-indyjapan300&prov=ap&type=lgns

While I doubt anyone else really cares that much. I though I would post it in case I was mistaken.

[Colonel Flagg]

What interested me was the report on CNNSI.com, by Bruce Martin:

But that accomplishment may pale in social significance to what Patrick did on a cold, overcast day 65 miles northeast of Japan ...

Uh, pardon me for being a dick, but don't you mean 65 miles northeast of TOKYO?

[gratuitous observation of the racing demographic deleted]

[Pentegarn]

But that accomplishment may pale in social significance to what Patrick did on a cold, overcast day 65 miles northeast of Japan ...

Maybe he meant she drowned in the Pacific after the race?

[Colonel Flagg]

Photo Credit AP

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/writers/bruce_martin/04/20/danica.breakthrough/p1.danica.patrick.jpg

Now, who here wants to be that trophy? :love

[Pub Lover]

Trophies don't have dicks, so I'd rather just fuck her.

[El Blanco]

Meh, she's cute and all, but there are hotter female athletes. Comparatively, she's way more fuckable than all of her contemporaries. They also happen to all be men.

Of course, if she asked, yes, I'd give her a solid man-hammering.

[Pentegarn]

I'd hit it

[Pentegarn]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/news?slug=ap-danicapatrick-speeding&prov=ap&type=lgns

You would think they would have let her go for this simply because it is in her nature:lol

[WhiteRat]

She should've been "friendlier" to the officer. If ya, of course, know what I mean...

[Pentegarn]

Haha, Car and Driver pisses the necks off with a NASCAR April Fools Gag :D

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92422

[Tadao]

Hahaha I can totally see drunk people raging about how they knew this was gonna happen.

[Pentegarn]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/news?slug=jh-patrick120709&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

So it finally happened.

Danica Patrick will join up with NASCAR

The only thing that will piss off the necks more is if a black man joined NASCAR :lol