I-Mockery's Tribute To Toxic High School Trading Cards

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Automatically generated comment thread for I-Mockery's Tribute To Toxic High School Trading Cards (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/toxic-high-cards/default.php).

[Julio]

I swear I would have cried if I ever found the principal bringing down the high school building with heavy duty machinery. As for the rest... I guess that having a "French" class would have made the schedule a lot more fun.

[Tayeloquin]

ew...never like gross humor cards. I guess the fun is just lost on me.

On a side note, I was looking at my Netfix, and there's a Garbage Pail Kid's Movie?

what?

[mburbank]

The art looks like the amazing Friedman brothers! Do you know if it is?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I love Shemp rules in card #9. I keep telling people Shemp from the 3 stooges is the best one. At least someone knows whats up.

[Julio]

Tayeloquin: I don't like all those gross humor cards either. I had to skip some of them as my eyeballs were paifully consumed by some nasty examples, but some were OK and quite hilarious. #21, for example, is completely modest in humor.

[Julio]

RoG: It actually looks like the dog in #16 is driving the bus, as the alleged driver is blind.

[Samfucius]

Is it just me, or did the artists seem to have a strange affinity for brass knuckles?

I saw a good number of them, at least more than I would expect.

[Doctor_Who]

I actually remember these! They will never dislodge GPK and Wacky Packages from their central place in my heart, but I loved them just the same.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

OMG! This is the best Trading card set ever!

It truly is a shame that these are overlooked as they even surpass such classics as GPK and Mar's Attacks in many areas.

It's also a fairly accurate portrayal of High School life.

BTW anybody else think this would make a great cartoon?

[Tayeloquin]

The art looks like the amazing Friedman brothers! Do you know if it is?

I don't know if it is the Friedman brothers or not. It does smack of them though.

Being a card collector most of my life (hockey generally) I've never seen these cards out. Wal-Mart usually has the collector cards all lumped together...I wouldn't have bought them though....

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

The "grossness" doesn't impress me half as much as the dead-on satire of one's High-School years. IMO, The funniest cards were the ones like #15.

[Mystik Tomato]

EGGS!

[saturnknight]

DUDE!!! i like these cards, i wish i had the collection, all i have are Garbage Pail Kids and the early 90's complete Wacky Packages collection

[Icculus]

According to card 13 the zip code for Toxictown puts them NJ...seems about right.

[Colonel Flagg]

An heroic effort, -Rog-, thanks. Eggs! (poached)

[Nick]

These cards were too awesome for your scanner to handle.

[neoboman]

Not only was a head of cabbage principal, it was principal for eight years.

[Anti.5]

These are fucking incredible. Awesome.

[Brunbb]

What's with the casual vomiting? You'd think they would have look of disgust or pain or SOMETHING on their face, but these people just projectile vomit like it's nothing.

[Shrubfest]

And who one earth has that consistancy of vomit? Really, it's quite scary.

Thinking about it, considering the menu, it probably makes sense...

[greenimp]

i must admit, those cafateria ladys do have that "just another day at work" look about them, hell, that looked better than whats on offer in our canteen

[Tadao]

The art looks like the amazing Friedman brothers! Do you know if it is?

Rog...?

[Mockery]

The art looks like the amazing Friedman brothers! Do you know if it is?
Ok, I finally tracked down some information about the creators of the set:

"Editor: Mark Newgarden. Sr. Writers: Drew Friedman, John Mariano, Mark Newgarden. Character design and pencils: Drew Friedman. Painters: Tom Bunk, Pat Pigott, John Pound, Walter Velez, Xno. Additional writers: Jordon Bockhanis, Jay Lynch, Russ Reiley, Beth Pearson."

So yeah, it does look like at least one of the Friedman brothers worked on it Max. Good eye! John Pound, who is probably the most famous artist from the Garbage Pail Kids, also worked on it which might explain how there were several little nods to the GPK series in the Toxic High set.

[Tadao]

I miss my Wacky Packy collection. I gave it to my little brother and he plastered them all over his school books. He feels bad to this day, but I flinched once when I saw his books and learned not to care about things you give to people.

[Mockery]

It's fine to put classic stickers like that on stuff... the only thing is, if you're going to stick 'em on something, make sure it's something you're not gonna get rid of after 6 months or so like school books. I suggest using them to improve the look of your computer, your musical instrument of choice, your furniture and even your body because you're likely to hold onto all of those things for a lot longer than your average school book.

[Tadao]

If only I could travel back to 1980 something to tell him :/

[Mockery]

With the magical powers of eBay, you can!

[Count Mek]

Huzzah!

[DALI-II]

UBER-FACT
On card 9 it clearly says "Manson teaches gym."

So Charles Manson was a gym teacher before he went batcrap insane? Makes sense to me.

[Akktri]

Is there going to be a Grossville High minimock? Grossville High is like Toxic High combined with Garbage Pail Kids.

[Akktri]

A lot of those numbers are either too many digits, or not enough, especially the Stallone number.

[Graystreet]

Akktri is obsessing over awesome body parts.


GO ask Alice!

[DeathDealer1983]

I HAD these!! But you forgot to post the class pictures at the end of the series.

[sonicteam3000]

these are just awesome fuggin cards man!

[Shadowdancer21b]

ew...never like gross humor cards. I guess the fun is just lost on me.

On a side note, I was looking at my Netfix, and there's a Garbage Pail Kid's Movie?

what?

Not only is there a Garbage Pail Kids movie, it's a godawful movie!

[Ex Leper]

I just ordered a box For $11.49. From what I read it's a steal.