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May 12th, 2008, 12:20 PM
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May 12th, 2008, 03:05 PM
I believe your security has been compromised, good sir. I saw many of these pieces performed by a bobcat with leprosy back in '89
May 12th, 2008, 03:43 PM
Hey Max. Could you lend me some money? For fire.
May 12th, 2008, 04:57 PM
Thank you, good sir. My routine has been getting rather stale lately, and these jokes will beef it up perfectly.
May 12th, 2008, 11:16 PM
by jove, that is disturbing and funnny in a dark kind of way, very twisted and simply odd.
May 13th, 2008, 01:54 AM
My favourite was the one about the guy who married his checker-playing dog!
May 13th, 2008, 03:32 AM
indeed, these japes shall keep the grandchildren amused for many a long winters evening
May 13th, 2008, 05:12 AM
Rubber Balls and Liquor!
May 13th, 2008, 09:20 AM
A mind fueled by the cosmic chaos is a beatiful mind indeed.
May 13th, 2008, 08:48 PM
You, Max Burbank, are the avante garde cynic we all look up to.
May 14th, 2008, 06:47 PM
I don't get it except for the married knees one, but then again I'm more nihilist than cynic.
May 14th, 2008, 10:26 PM
Power to the max Max, very awesome =D
May 20th, 2008, 06:51 AM
Oh I get it! This is just random stuff typed together that we're only supposed to talk about positively because you're Max Burbank! So NOBODY gets it, they just say they do because they want to look cool, except they're not, and you're laughing at their charade!
That's actually pretty clever and funny! And I do mean that!
Except for the clever and funny part. ¬_¬
May 20th, 2008, 09:27 AM
Yeah, it's pretty much the emperors new clothes with me every time. Good thing I'm really, really famous, otherwise no one would say they liked my stuff and then where would I be?
May 20th, 2008, 10:07 PM
I used to be one of those people who said "Forty-two!"-- smugly, of course-- whenever I was asked the meaning of the universe. Hereafter I will say, "Rubber balls and liquor!"
May 28th, 2008, 02:32 AM
I used these at a party and got laid 19 times by 18 girls.... and... well ya, that's how good they were.
Duct Tape Ninja
May 28th, 2008, 07:56 PM
I'm feel like using the last one just for kicks, wait, I will use the last one.
May 29th, 2008, 01:22 PM
I laugh, merrily.
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