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MockBot
May 12th, 2008, 12:20 PM
Automatically generated comment thread for Jokes From The Max Burbank Joke Book (http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/joke-book.php).

DarkAtheric
May 12th, 2008, 03:05 PM
I believe your security has been compromised, good sir. I saw many of these pieces performed by a bobcat with leprosy back in '89

wobzire
May 12th, 2008, 03:43 PM
Hey Max. Could you lend me some money? For fire.

rizzo
May 12th, 2008, 04:57 PM
Thank you, good sir. My routine has been getting rather stale lately, and these jokes will beef it up perfectly.

Dungeonbrownies
May 12th, 2008, 11:16 PM
by jove, that is disturbing and funnny in a dark kind of way, very twisted and simply odd.

Tetsu Deinonychus
May 13th, 2008, 01:54 AM
My favourite was the one about the guy who married his checker-playing dog!

greenimp
May 13th, 2008, 03:32 AM
indeed, these japes shall keep the grandchildren amused for many a long winters evening

Colonel Flagg
May 13th, 2008, 05:12 AM
Rubber Balls and Liquor!

OxBlood
May 13th, 2008, 09:20 AM
A mind fueled by the cosmic chaos is a beatiful mind indeed.

gingerninja
May 13th, 2008, 08:48 PM
You, Max Burbank, are the avante garde cynic we all look up to.

elementalblazer
May 14th, 2008, 06:47 PM
I don't get it except for the married knees one, but then again I'm more nihilist than cynic.

Count Mek
May 14th, 2008, 10:26 PM
Power to the max Max, very awesome =D

Kitsunexus
May 20th, 2008, 06:51 AM
Oh I get it! This is just random stuff typed together that we're only supposed to talk about positively because you're Max Burbank! So NOBODY gets it, they just say they do because they want to look cool, except they're not, and you're laughing at their charade!

That's actually pretty clever and funny! And I do mean that!


Except for the clever and funny part. ¬_¬

mburbank
May 20th, 2008, 09:27 AM
Yeah, it's pretty much the emperors new clothes with me every time. Good thing I'm really, really famous, otherwise no one would say they liked my stuff and then where would I be?

Desert_Screams
May 20th, 2008, 10:07 PM
I used to be one of those people who said "Forty-two!"-- smugly, of course-- whenever I was asked the meaning of the universe. Hereafter I will say, "Rubber balls and liquor!"

Soli
May 28th, 2008, 02:32 AM
I used these at a party and got laid 19 times by 18 girls.... and... well ya, that's how good they were.

Duct Tape Ninja
May 28th, 2008, 07:56 PM
I'm feel like using the last one just for kicks, wait, I will use the last one.

Fathom Zero
May 29th, 2008, 01:22 PM
I laugh, merrily.