Greatest Beverage Ever: Drank

[Fathom Zero]

http://consumerist.com/tag/anti-energy/?i=5013314&t=meet-drank-the-anti+energy-drink

The Anti-Energy Drink. With Valerian, Melatonin, and Rose hips.

[pac-man]

Sounds like beer for the under 21 set.

[Fathom Zero]

I can get my blackness on, now, though.

[pac-man]

Fo shizzle.

[MattJack]

Seeing how I live in H-Town, Imma pick some of this shit up when I see it.

I like how they are trying to use the popularity of purple(pain medicine) to market to people, especially kids under 21.

[ElPila666]

Purple drank typically includes promethazine-codeine cough syrup which produces a stoned sedation. Promethazine is an antihistamine while codeine is an opiate narcotic.Whow that sounds like a trippy drink. i don't know if i should drink it or inject it into my veins. :lol

[darkvare]

so is a drink to fall asleep :lol i would rather drink huachicol wich can get you drunk almost instantly

[Badabing]

One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
Not necessarily in that order

[pac-man]

Need I mention the greatest cough syrup based drink ever?

http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/e/e0/Flame.gif

Let me have it.

[liquidstatik]

Seeing how I live in H-Town, Imma pick some of this shit up when I see it.

I like how they are trying to use the popularity of purple(pain medicine) to market to people, especially kids under 21.

Stop tryin to be more hood than me, mattjack >:

& I wanna try some of this. :x

[WhiteRat]

From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind.

Oh for fuck's sake.

[MattJack]

No, it ttlly makes sense bruh.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1156/drankzg6.jpg

See?

[liquidstatik]

what a horrible choice of rappers to use ;<

[liquidstatik]

http://www.angelfire.com/tx2/playajay/images/Big_Moe_00_City_Of_Syrup__front_cover__RAGEMP3.JPG

[MattJack]

i was just trying to go for irony :(

ps ur link is broke

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Suge should have dropped Vanilla Ice from that balcony :(

[WhiteRat]

Better yet they should use DJ Screw, Big Moe, and Pimp C to hawk their drank. Oh wait...

EDIT: Also, i'm sure Indo G would love to have them use this song in their commercials:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=skdq3QtevNw

[liquidstatik]

well the link was s'posed to be big moe's CITY OF SYRUP album cover :x

[liquidstatik]

oh yuh & i live in texarkana :x

[Jeanette X]

That sounds a lot like kava.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kava

[WhiteRat]

well the link was s'posed to be big moe's CITY OF SYRUP album cover :x

I'm partial to "Purple World":
http://mog.com/pictures/wikipedia/4419605/Big_Moe.jpg

[HickMan]

www.rapsnacks.com

[RaNkeri]

Knowing your lawsystem, it shouldn't take too long before the first lawsuit against Drank for being responsible of a fatal accident is filed.

[Fathom Zero]

Lawsystem sound like a word a foreigner would use.

[WhiteRat]

Knowing your lawsystem, it shouldn't take too long before the first lawsuit against Drank for being responsible of a fatal accident is filed.

What exactly would cause a fatal accident? You do know that there are no pharmaceuticals in this beverage, right?

[pac-man]

I guess he's referring to the outside chance somebody falls asleep at the wheel after drinking it.

[RaNkeri]

What exactly would cause a fatal accident? You do know that there are no pharmaceuticals in this beverage, right?

I'm not saying Drank would be the reason for the accident, but all the retarded people could claim it to be the reason. With accidents I mean for example falling asleep while driving or becoming generally more accident-prone with tools etc.

[executioneer]

thats why they'll put a nice disclaimer on it removing them from liability if people do stupid shit like that

[RaNkeri]

Too bad it hasn't worked 100% with tobacco :rolleyes

[executioneer]

they didnt start disclaiming those until well after everyone was addicted to them already

[pac-man]

But still, Executioneer, our "lawsystem" is pretty crazy.

[executioneer]

crazy like a fox

[Adarg]

Yo, G! This DRANK be off the chizarts!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/JadedEnmity/Kazztaur2.png


Word...

[pac-man]

crazy like a fox

So that's where I fucked up! You have to use Simpsons quotes/references when and where they make sense. Damn!

BTW, I live in TX and have looked for Drank. Can't find the shit anywhere.

[liquidstatik]

I requested that my local EZ-Mart purchase a case :o

[Chojin]

What exactly would cause a fatal accident? You do know that there are no pharmaceuticals in this beverage, right?

you say that like it will matter

sorry guys i just noticed this thread, carry on

[Jeanette X]

I'm not saying Drank would be the reason for the accident, but all the retarded people could claim it to be the reason. With accidents I mean for example falling asleep while driving or becoming generally more accident-prone with tools etc.

I don't know about that. Its been well-established for years that Benadryl causes drowsiness, but you don't hear about people claiming that it caused an accident and suing about it.

[Chojin]

That's because it's a side effect and not an advertised theme of the product.

[Jeanette X]

That's because it's a side effect and not an advertised theme of the product.

Yeah, but Benadryl is marketed under the name of "Sominex" as a sleep aid as well, with drowsiness as the advertised theme of the product.

[Chojin]

would you like to make a bet on whether or not tyrone will drink a 6-pack of these and then drive through the window of a hair extensions shop? and then someone's lawyer gon' get CALLED, mm hmm? :gyrate

Sorry, living in baltimore has made me racist ;<

[MetalMilitia]

This is the worst idea for a drink ever. It's like guitar woman - the drink.

[Tadao]

I'm sure they have already thought about lawsuits and have loopholes in place. If they haven't then they deserve to be sued and shut down.

[executioneer]

So that's where I fucked up! You have to use Simpsons quotes/references when and where they make sense. Damn!

BTW, I live in TX and have looked for Drank. Can't find the shit anywhere.

"crazy like a fox" is not a fucking simpsons reference you jagoff it's a phrase that's been in use since the 1940s >:

[pac-man]

"crazy like a fox" is not a fucking simpsons reference you jagoff it's a phrase that's been in use since the 1940s >:

Jagoff like a fox!

[MetalMilitia]

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[Girl Drink Drunk]

Also, Homer said "Stupid like a fox".

[pac-man]

Also, Homer said "Stupid like a fox".

Duly noted.

[Fathom Zero]

lol I am so smart, S-M-R-T!

[pac-man]

lol I am so smart, S-M-R-T!

:lol

Yar, I don't know what I'm doin. :(

[Jeanette X]

I doubt that the drink has a high enough quantity of the ingredients for it to have anything other than a placebo effect.

[ElPila666]

Don't say placebo, it will ruin the illusion :(

[MattJack]

LOOK AT WHAT I BOUGHT TODAY AT THE LOCAL CORNER STORE


http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4302/drankfu5.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Have you slowed your roll yet?

[MattJack]

I tried it.

Didn't do anything to me really. Well, besides leave a lingering piss taste in my mouth. I think it's a bunch of bollocks

[Sethomas]

I hate the irregularity and regional inconsistencies in English for the preterite and past participle forms of "to drink". "He's drunk because he drank too much alcohol." -"How much had he drunk?" -"Enough to be drunken." UGH.

[MattJack]

I just use "drank" a lot in everyday language

why?

cause i'm from the south, which means i'm uneducated

[eliz.lanier]

How does that stuff taste? I'm curious but don't want to try it if it's just overpriced Dimetapp.

"Slow your roll"? I'm sorry but what does that even mean? Guess I'm just dumb :( And it's says "relaxed energy" haha

[Fathom Zero]

Hahahaha. You don't know what "Slow your roll" means.

[MattJack]

"Slow your roll"? I'm sorry but what does that even mean?

Means:
Chill out.
Relax, son.
"Why you gotta be walkin so fast all the time?"

uve jus been skooled bruh

[ElPila666]

:danny

[liquidstatik]

:x

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I still haven't seen this in stores but there's no way it's as good as the Redman/Method Man Passion Fruit Juice.

[WhiteRat]

Of course it's not as good. It's Drank for Zeus' sake, it's the ANTI-energy drink. A drink so bold and original it has to mimic a codeine laced drink to suck the kiddies in.