Girls are dumb

[Tadao]

You look fucking stupid in you big glasses. Stop wearing them.

http://urbanupdater.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/posh-small2.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

Mobile phones ur doin it wrong.

[Kitsa]

100% agreed.

My dad said he was on a plane behind these two dumb bitches who were wearing big obnoxious Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses. They said DG really big all over them. Some bumpkin kept asking loudly if they got their glasses at Dollar General. I would have loved to have seen that.

[Guitar Woman]

No wonder everyone is gay these days

[Tadao]

I'm not allowed to talk to your tits, but I don't want to talk you some mutant bee face either.

[Dr. Boogie]

Take my wife, please!

[HickMan]

Two cell phones, big sunglasses at night and a wrist tattoo that most likely says something unique like "Live Laugh Love". She's so chic.

I can go on a rant about how annoying that whole live laugh love thing is. Think of something original you stupid c*nts

[HickMan]

But those DO look like D-suckin' lips

[Esuohlim]

This girl I work with has giant sunglasses but I still want to fuck her brains out so shut it Tadao what are you gay

[Tadao]

NO YOU SHUT UP FAG!

[liquidstatik]

she does hav esome dick suckin lips though :eek

[Guitar Woman]

ugly

[HickMan]

D-suckin lips though

[Cedar]

some girls can pull off the big sunglasses, they can look sexy sometimes

[JJ_Maniac]

What did she tattoo on her wrist? Because if it's a lover's name or for god's sake a barcode tat, My respect will vanish.

[Kitsa]

According to this site (http://www.tattoos.com/celebrity.htm):

20. Victoria Caroline Beckham - The thirty-two year old former Spice Girl (Posh Spice) has five stars on her lower back -one for each family member, and her famous husband's initials DB - yes, that David Beckham - on the underside of left wrist

(I'm assuming that's her, it looks like her.)

And she's got some new Hebrew one on her back now.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah ok that's all well and good but the tattoo in the picture is on her right wrist, geeeeeeeeeeezzzz

[Kitsa]

Maybe. Or things could be reversed (maybe some fact checker fucked up).

[Tadao]

Another reason why girls are dumb.

http://www.bartleby.com/images/A4images/A4skort.jpg

[Kitsa]

Skorts look ok in front, but they make asses look really bad. Also, the shorts tend to ride up and you get this red, raw patch on your thighs- it's just too much damn fabric in one place.

Don't get me started on fucking scotchgard-ed school uniform skirts.

[liquidstatik]

yeah kitsa but those are shorts that are disguised as a skirt :x

[Tadao]

Don't get me started on fucking scotchgard-ed school uniform skirts.

It'll keep the rape evidence from sticking to the clothes.

[Kitsa]

I guess that's true.

[Tadao]

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[Fathom Zero]

It's like a collage of ads.

[mischief]

wtf is wrong with big sunglasses? i wear them and not one person complains about it when i'm giving them a blow job. not one.

[liquidstatik]

because they hide so much of your face :lol

[mischief]

:(

[bigtimecow]

i'm not a huge fan of big sunglasses, but they can look good with certain shit

girls with small asses are dumb >:

[Shyandquietguy]

http://www.i-mockery.com/bad-albums/gunther/gunther-puppy.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.queerid.com/images/user_media/5a922331-be8e-4ac4-a17c-c8ae25a80c7d.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

wtf is wrong with big sunglasses? i wear them and not one person complains about it when i'm giving them a blow job. not one.

Prove it.

[Fathom Zero]

I shit you not, Gunther's album was at FYE today when I went there. It was in the dance section.

[Tadao]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR CRAZY GIRL TALK FZ!

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.i-mockery.com/bad-albums/gunther/gunther-puppy.jpg

This guy.

[HickMan]

I hate that guy

[Fathom Zero]

I hate the dog.

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2xCRQRyUU&feature=PlayList&p=AC49295758EAEDDC&index=0

[JJ_Maniac]

Those dogs look like Ewoks in real life.

[Cherry Nirvana]

HaHaHa! Skorts... no way in hell would I wear a skort, let alone a skort covered with cheap rhinestones while wearing oversized sunglasses talking on two cell phones.

[JJ_Maniac]

With the ugly as hell dog with a christmas hat. Don't forget that, too.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Are you implying that that mustachioed fellas wearing a 'skhortirt'?

[dirtyxblondexdame]

omg i was so guilty of wearing skorts in middle school. terrible, awful hideous DENIM skorts. someone should have smacked me. thank god i regained my senses by high school.

but, i do have a wrist tattoo -- 3 shamrocks cause i'm Irish. acceptable?

[MetalMilitia]

Nah.

[Sam]

I HEARD THERE WERE BLOWJOBS AND DUMB GIRLS IN THIS THREAD, SO I RAN OVER HERE AS FAST AS POSSBILE.

[ZeldaQueen]

Ugh, my high school yearbook had a thing on those big old glasses. Call me nuts, but I usually take a dislike to "trendy" things like handbags or sunglasses. Only time I've regularly worn sunglasses was in San Francisco.

And Sam, I think you were misinformed.

[Sam]

I THINK I WAS NOT MISINFORMED >:

[ZeldaQueen]

Umm...okay... *quietly leaves thread*

[Bod]

Listen, I wear big glasses cos i got a big fat face. Little glasses look dumb on my manly jawline.

[Tadao]

WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A FACE REDUCTION THEN!

[Sam]

THE QUESTION IS, DO YOU WEAR BIG GLASSES WHILE YOU ARE GIVING A BLOW JOB?

[Neen]

http://www.seekart-headwear.com/images/PHOTO/6-SC6715D.jpg

Girls, stop wearing these--you're not painters. And stop dressing your daughters like mini-versions of yourself.

[kahljorn]

haha i hate those hats the only people who wear those hats are incredibly stupid uncute girls and gay guys. Both of which look like twats in them.

[Sparklez]

I´ve always hated big glasses and I wonder why so many girls at school wear them, it makes them look like fly heads for me. Anyways its not like I make such a big fuss about it.

**~Sparklez out~**

[Big Papa Goat]

I've always hated girls that write in girly colours like pink or purple. And especially when the ink has sparklez in it. That's annoying.

[Tadao]

What about softball? What the fuck is that? Baseball is already a pussy sport. Women had to make it easier? Dumb bitches.

[Tadao]

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/3108_1970childrensbook.jpg

[WhiteRat]

I find it interesting that it's pretty accurate even today.

[Tadao]

It's so cute when they believe they can think on their own.

[Sam]

HAHA GIRLS CAN'T EAT.

UNLESS IT'S DICK.

[Shrubfest]

I love you Sam.

I really do.

[Tadao]

Hey Sam!

WATCH YOUR BACK BUDDY!

[Sam]

I knew you'd come around to me. ;)

[MattJack]

MORE LIKE CUM AROUND

[Fathom Zero]

AROUND

[Sam]

;)

[Zomboid]

Sometimes, if a bitch looks especially uppity, I'll hit her before she even has a chance to contradict me.

[MattJack]

somebody get this man a beer

[Womti]

I HEARD THERE WERE BLOWJOBS AND DUMB GIRLS IN THIS THREAD, SO I RAN OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.