Editorials - 50 Awesome Tattoo Ideas

[MockBot]

Automatically generated comment thread for Editorials - 50 Awesome Tattoo Ideas (http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/50-tattoo-ideas.php).

[Mental Pooperscooper]

...now i will have to avoid tattoo parlors...

also wouldn't Santa Claus with his pants dropped sitting on a chimney, reading a newspaper, with the words "i got your presents right here" make a decent tattoo?

[Terrible-D]

The Zod idea made me chuckle, mostly because I've already nick-named my junk zod.

[greenimp]

im going to get all of them... IN THE SAME PLACE!

[JJ_Maniac]

lol greenimp that would just make one huge black square. I have a music bar with the treble clef going around my bicep, with the chords to a Beatles song tattooed on top of them

[Creepy-critters]

My friend got the Heartagram tattooed on the inside of his right wrist. I was like "Dude, you know you're a trademark of Bam now, right?"

[BakaGaijin]

With so many good ideas, you should get one of them Proto. However, if it's the Mario mushroom or Zod, no pictures please.

http://gojira-otaku.livejournal.com/

[Commanderraf]

· God, as a bearded old man clad in robes riding a motorcycle. Baby Jesus is riding in a sidecar, smoking a cigar and firing a machine gun.

I hate tatoos, but that would be awesome as one. Or as a painting... hell, even as a window in a church or as postage stamp.

[BurntToShreds]

Before I clicked on it, I thought it was going to be by Max Burbank. Do you blame me?

[Jigby Huggletinks]

I agree with BurntToShreds; this piece is very out of the typical for Mr. Proto. It sounds more like a piece by My Lord and Savior Max Burbank. It was a phenomenal read, though, and I would very much like to have the one of God and Jesus on the motorcycle.

[Mockery]

Heheh yeah, when he first sent me the article I had to do a double check to make sure it was him since it's usually Max who sends in big lists of 50 things like that. I'd say more, but I have an appointment to get a tat of Richard Simmons BURSTING THROUGH MY SKIN.

[Jigby Huggletinks]

So... who'll be first to bring this graphic to a tattoo shop and get it around their arm?

http://usera.imagecave.com/sirwilliamalmasy/calvin.jpg

My friends heads on nude cherubs probably coming soon.

[Protoclown]

I've done list pieces like this before (like my list of reasons why the Transformers movie would suck), but you're right, this particular one is pretty atypical for me. I like to do something different and branch out every once in a while though.

I definitely get why people might have expected this to be a Burbank piece just seeing it linked on the front page though. And I won't deny that Max is one of my biggest influences when it comes to comedy writing.

[Jigby Huggletinks]

It doesn't meet all the criteria, so let's just say this is inspired by Proto.

http://usera.imagecave.com/sirwilliamalmasy/race038.jpg

[Jigby Huggletinks]

http://usera.imagecave.com/sirwilliamalmasy/race0308.jpg
(Forgot to add it in last comment...)

[palsy blue stupid]

Boo! for the Pee Wee jab...Paul Reubens is a comic genius, even if he isn't a Puritan.

[Protoclown]

Lighten up, man. I'm a fan of Paul Reubens.

[s0n1c m0nk3y]

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/7529/sweettatnd5.jpg
Here we go.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's totally missing the tattoo of Charlie Sheens face covering your entire face.

[palsy blue stupid]

Protoclown, my boo! was directed in a general way at all pee wee jabs/jokes, not at you personally. I consider you a comic genius as well.

[Aries]

A friend of mine has a large tattoo on his arm of a buff-looking Satan with an erection. No, I'm not kidding.

[Julio]

I think that having both Jesus and Satan on a convertible with girls on the back seat while they all drink a beer and rock witt celestial (hellish) fervor will be just plain badass.

[Ferrit]

Always thought a tattoo of a massive handlebar mustache on the face would be 7 shades of awesome

[Desert_Screams]

The Vincent Price one actually sounds pretty cool.

[Jigby Huggletinks]

The Richard Simmons one may be the gayest thing I've ever seen, except for two guys doing it.

Which I've totally never seen.

[PolarisSLBM]

I thought the leprechaun one sounded pretty cool... with some celtic written under it. Faith and begora or something.

[s0n1c m0nk3y]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/7059/masterwti011wv6.jpg

[s0n1c m0nk3y]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/135/sweettat2es6.jpg

[s0n1c m0nk3y]

Ok, that one sux.

[s0n1c m0nk3y]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3779/barbiebicep23400tu6.jpg
This is my own version of a "breakout" tattoo. This one also kinda sucks, but it was my own idea.

With no inspiration, comes a crappy creation.

[s0n1c m0nk3y]

Man, you know there's nothing on YouTube when...
It's THAT big! (http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/7572/desktopev5.jpg)
It said somewhere on the list "your computer desktop".

[resident-adam]

Man i need to find a way to get my buddies to adorn themselves with one of the above tattoos... maybe after a heavy bout of drinking and some bribes..

[g_tonttu]

Hey Creepy-critters,
Heartagram is not a Bam logo...it be the Invention of HIM singer Ville Valo.
So your friend is now an official HIM trademark carrier.
Congrats.

[executioneer]

either way it's fucking stupid, so who cares

[Autrach Sejanoz]

50 different kinds of awesome, Proto. I'm especially fond of the bizzaro Iwo Jima one.

[Jigby Huggletinks]

I figured you guys would like to see my friend's variation on one of these.

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7811/benmotherfuckingfranklixk7.jpg

[Nick]

This list is godly, indeed.

[sspadowsky]

Satan going through a bubble-filled car wash. He is looking right at you, smiling, and giving a thumbs-up gesture. His nipples are poking into his white t-shirt just a bit.

My neighbors are going to call the police because of my 2 A.M. maniacal laughter.

Thanks, Proto.

[Danny 4 Eyes]

I love Ferrits idea of handlebar mustache. That would run the full spectrum of awesomeness.

[s0n1c m0nk3y]

A suggestion:
Chuck Norris blowing gunsmoke from the tip of his right index finger.

[Count Mek]

Awesome article as usual :D

[glowbelly]

proto thought my frog tat was a leprechaun holding a sword.

I'M AN INSPIRATION

[Protoclown]

OMG YOU'RE A CHICAGO SONG

[Rev. Danno]

What about tattoo the Zig-Zag man with a tattoo on his bicep of a pot leaf smoking a bong, the bong has 'Taz' on it smoking a joint, and Taz is wearing a tye-died shirt with Fat Albert smoking a blunt. The Zig_Zag man has the words "Kannibis "Kannibal"(spelled just like that)using a typeface that looks like dog poop, or "balloon art". Oh, and it has to be on your fat stomach in day glow colors.

[Lindyloo]

In response to this one: · "Your significant other crying, masturbating, and eating ice cream, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! (Note: their discovery of this tattoo on your person must be a surprise.)"

Hahahahahahaha!! I was actually watching something on TLC the other night about some chick that couldn't stop masturbating AND she was addicted to food...So she'd do ALL 3 OF THOSE THINGS at once!! I almost felt bad for laughing at the time, because how pathetically sad would it be to have zero control like that? But also, at the same time...It's kind of a hilarious visual & a rather badass tat possibility.

[sonicteam3000]

i am seriously considering the vicent price on a little boys body with an old man head