Let's eat out

[Seven Force]

Eating out a girl while she's on her period isn't as bad as you'd think it is. It just tastes a scant irony. There's like this split-second hesitant moment when I pull off her panties and there's that maxipad in all its stained glory but then im like fuck it, 69 is a pretty damn good number.

Discuss.

[liquidstatik]

i always confuses girls cum with my saliva and think i'm drooling but they're just soakin wet ya know :x

[Chojin]

i thought this was going to be a thread about fancy restaurants

[Blasted Child]

This was a bit vulgar, even by i-mockery standards

[Chojin]

But not by sevenforce standards.

[Tadao]

It's called "Getting your red wings"

[WhiteRat]

Seven Force you little Shit! I'm gonna kick your little fucking ass!

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[Kitsa]

fair enough

[Esuohlim]

It just tastes a scant irony.

This sounded quite poetic when I read it for the first time until I realized what you meant.

[Kitsa]

The Bloody Tampon Ninja (http://www.boners.com/grub/805939.html)

[Seven Force]

more like indignant cunt

[Fathom Zero]

Sup Seven Force.

[Seven Force]

nothin, sup with you Fathom Zero?

[Fathom Zero]

Watching the game, havin' a Bud.
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=L38wthA4Ld0)
Tired of the dating game.

[Seven Force]

watchin' the game, havin a bud

[Fathom Zero]

People suck, dude. :(

[Seven Force]

where are you lookin' for dates exactly?

[Fathom Zero]

I dunno. School.

The problem is that girls are idiots. Well, I think people in general are idiots and beneath me but I'm only trying to date women at the moment.

[Seven Force]

This sounded quite poetic when I read it for the first time until I realized what you meant.

A Scant Irony would be a great Lifetime Original Movie title starring Meredith Baxter if she were young enough to have periods

[Seven Force]

I dunno. School.

The problem is that girls are idiots. Well, I think people in general are idiots and beneath me but I'm only trying to date women at the moment.

Dude lemme tell you something that'll change your life its called The Ladder Theory perhaps you've heard of it

[Fathom Zero]

Hahaha :lol. I know the Ladder Theory.

I don't have any real urge to date. So I'm at a loss. I've come to the logical conclusion that it is what I'm missing in my life. But I'm not a serious guy by nature.

[Seven Force]

if you dont have a real urge to date, then its probably not whats REALLY missing in your life. you'll meet plenty of girls, trust me.

[Seven Force]

im not saying that without trying a lil bit that one will fall into your lap, it just happens when you dont really expect it, thats how i got with my ex and my current girl

[Seven Force]

id suggest using this time to pursue some interests outside of school and work, if not to meet new people and a potential date but maybe to fill that somewhat empty feeling. id suggest religion too but its not for everyone :(

[Fathom Zero]

Religion's just a hole to me. I just try to be me and I believe that should be charming enough.

[Seven Force]

i hope thats good advice anyway, im bad at reading comprehension :lol

[Fathom Zero]

I wouldn't have guessed.

Anyway, I think I need a vacation. I'm about to take one on Sunday, so I'll see how that pans out.

[Seven Force]

going anywhere special?

[Fathom Zero]

Cincinnati. Good place.

I wake up feeling like I want to go back to sleep for lack of anything better to do. I wish I could work every day, all day.

[Seven Force]

NO YOU DONT :(

[Seven Force]

Cincinnati is pretty boss though

[Kitsa]

Cincy kicks ass. Go to Jungle Jim's!

[Kitsa]

more like indignant cunt

and don't you forget it

[Fathom Zero]

Cincy kicks ass. Go to Jungle Jim's!

Fuckin' A. I love me some Jungle Jim's. The problem is I never have enough money. I'll bring back some durian.

[Kitsa]

I never get out of there without spending $100.

I get the haupia (hawaiian coconut jello) mix and a shitload of stuff from the India and Japan sections. You can also get the gel-cup snacks in the Taiwan section that most places ban because of the choking hazard.

They used to sell these kickass chestnuts that looked like Satan and I've been looking for them for years, but haven't seen them there for quite a while.

[Seven Force]

now it truly is the eating out thread

[Guitar Woman]

hi seven force

[Tadao]

I wish I could date school girls and not go to jail :(

[Seven Force]

hi seven force

Hi guitar woman

[Seven Force]

I wish I could date school girls and not go to jail :(

Even if it was legal it'd be creepy and horrible

[Tadao]

Not if I get to be the teacher.

[HickMan]

This thread's gross. It's even worse because I'm listening to Rick James' "Give it to me Baby". Most pussies don't taste too good anyway. And I've never had a girl NOT give me a beej after I went down on her. It's just the way it is.

[Fathom Zero]

My grandparents said I looked like a guitar player for Lionel Richie when they went to see him.

UGH.

Anyway; reciprocation, Hickman. It's a law. Gotta love it.

[Fathom Zero]

I know it's a girl. I know there's one out there. She's just not at my high school. Actually, there was one, but she's taken and I'm actually cool with that. Every waking moment, I feel like I amount to nothing. There are very few times when I don't feel like that; when I try to work with music and when I think about that girl.

:loveline

[Tadao]

This thread's gross. It's even worse because I'm listening to Rick James' "Give it to me Baby". Most pussies don't taste too good anyway. And I've never had a girl NOT give me a beej after I went down on her. It's just the way it is.

You must have eaten some skanky pussy, most vaj tastes great!

[Seven Force]

This thread's gross. It's even worse because I'm listening to Rick James' "Give it to me Baby". Most pussies don't taste too good anyway. And I've never had a girl NOT give me a beej after I went down on her. It's just the way it is.

What pussies have you eaten? :lol

[MLE]

Probably more than you! :lol

[Seven Force]

All of their ovaries probably work :lol

[Zhukov]

How old are you guys?

[Sacks]

I wish I was thirty-something so maybe I could date women who have spent enough time on the earth to know how keep their vaginas in check and it wouldn't be like putting my face next to a sewer or something. Reciprocation? What kind of fairy tale bullshit is that?

[HickMan]

Pussies don't taste amazing, guys. If you think they've got a good flavor, you're F'd up. I'll eat one cuz I want my dick sucked. And cuz I like to keep my women happy. I've never had a bad tasting pussy, but I wouldn't want to make a meal out of it either.


LOL

[Tadao]

I crave it

[liquidstatik]

yeah okay hickamn are u gay?

[executioneer]

I've never had a bad tasting pussy, but I wouldn't want to make a meal out of it either.

maybe if you cooked it first :rolleyes

i swear to god i am not a serial killer :-[

[Kitsa]

I wish I was thirty-something so maybe I could date women who have spent enough time on the earth to know how keep their vaginas in check and it wouldn't be like putting my face next to a sewer or something.

Right, and no guys smell like sewers :rolleyes

[Sacks]

I sure as hell don't.

[Tadao]

I can vouch for that :yum

[Seven Force]

hairy or no?

[Sacks]

Are you asking me?