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LordSappington
Jun 25th, 2008, 11:50 PM
Came home to find a great dane in my house. We put up signs, but for now we need a name. I'm thinking Mephistopheles (I think I spelled that right) What do you think?
Pics soon

Fathom Zero
Jun 25th, 2008, 11:52 PM
Mephisto for short. :wink

Guitar Woman
Jun 26th, 2008, 12:06 AM
how the fuck did a great dane get in your house

Fathom Zero
Jun 26th, 2008, 12:08 AM
I have a great dane/boxer. He's older than me. :eek

Esuohlim
Jun 26th, 2008, 12:10 AM
Name it MISTER VOLUPTUOUS

LordSappington
Jun 26th, 2008, 12:29 AM
how the fuck did a great dane get in your house

My family might have had some doing in it, but they weren't home when I was so it naturally scared the fuck out of me. There was this 'Hey, mom, dad? You here? Where'd they go no- OH FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS A BIG DOG'

liquidstatik
Jun 26th, 2008, 01:02 AM
:rolleyes

Esuohlim
Jun 26th, 2008, 01:07 AM
DID YOU EAT IT?

THIS ISN'T CHINA YOU KNOW

DON'T BE GROSS

executioneer
Jun 26th, 2008, 02:36 AM
you should call it scooby or marmaduke

MetalMilitia
Jun 26th, 2008, 08:27 AM
Cookiepuss!

Kitsa
Jun 26th, 2008, 08:28 AM
Great Danes have the most horrendous farts of any dog in existence.

Fathom Zero
Jun 26th, 2008, 08:56 AM
name him Brubaker.

Dimnos
Jun 26th, 2008, 11:39 AM
Sugarfoot

Dr. Boogie
Jun 26th, 2008, 12:04 PM
Ramvolt.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 26th, 2008, 05:10 PM
Cupcake crinkle face.

LordSappington
Jun 26th, 2008, 06:47 PM
Cupcake crinkle face.

Favorite

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 26th, 2008, 07:30 PM
:)

LordSappington
Jun 26th, 2008, 07:54 PM
Oh, update, his owners finally came and got him. His name was Ben Stiller. The ranch they got him from named all their animals after celebrities.
We must find and destroy this ranch, lest more animals suffer.

Shyandquietguy
Jun 26th, 2008, 08:47 PM
I wonder if they name the hospice animals after celebrities they hate.

Doo Duh Doo Doo!

Kybo Ren
Jun 27th, 2008, 07:41 PM
Great Danes have the most horrendous farts of any dog in existence.
goddam right!

and the x's damn dog always wanted to get in on hugs, so it would hop on your shoulders trying to get a group hug goin. first time I punched her (the dog) (I mean the canine). I didn't know what was goin on.

all great danes need a saddle and a monkey.

LordSappington
Jun 27th, 2008, 08:58 PM
goddam right!

(the dog) (I mean the canine).

all great danes need a saddle and a monkey.

Nice save, and WIN.

Sacks
Jun 27th, 2008, 10:01 PM
IRISH WOLFHOUNDS > GREAT DANES HAHA SUCK IT FAGS.

LordSappington
Jun 27th, 2008, 11:22 PM
Pics or they don't exist

Sacks
Jun 28th, 2008, 12:18 AM
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images15/IrishWolfhoundFrankBrendan.JPG


http://www.pgaa.com/canine/general/images/wolfhoundtheboys.jpg


WOO SMOKE ON THAT! :rock

Tadao
Jun 28th, 2008, 12:29 AM
Wow!

LordSappington
Jun 29th, 2008, 12:49 PM
Oh damn.

Kybo Ren
Jun 30th, 2008, 01:44 AM
http://www.brianhayes.com/images/gibson-tallest-dog.jpg (http://www.bigpawsonly.com/worlds-tallest-dog-features.htm)Certified by the Guiness Book of World Records, the world's tallest dog (http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/natural_world/fantastic_pets/tallest_dog_living.aspx) is Gibson, a Harlequin Great Dane.

When he stands on his hind legs, the 170-pound Dane is more than 7 feet tall, taller than most NBA basketball players.

Gibson has an overwhelming gentle spirit and unconditional love for all. He loves riding in the "GIB-Mobile", a 1983 Oldsmobile that has the back seat taken out of it with a big soft bed in its place. [link (http://www.bigpawsonly.com/worlds-tallest-dog-features.htm)]

Canis familiaris (the domestic dog) shows extreme diversity in body size, unlike other mammals.

Differences among dogs seems to be regulated by a single variant of one gene which small dogs possess and large dogs lack.

The National Human Genome Research Institute published its findings (http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/short/316/5821/112) in the journal Science after having studied DNA samples of over 3,000 dogs and 143 breeds.

dogs in the news (http://www.dogsinthenews.com/stories/070415a.php) has a one page photo essay about the biggest dog, tallest dog, shortest dog & smallest dog in the world.

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Tallest Dog LivingWHO:GibsonWHAT:107 cm (42.2 in) tallWHERE:Grass Valley, California, USAWHEN:August 31, 2004http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/images/records/rhp/portrait/100701.jpgThe tallest dog living is Gibson, a harlequin great Dane, who measured 107 cm (42.2 in) tall on August 31, 2004 and is owned by Sandy Hall of Grass Valley, California, USA.

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Irish Wolfhounds are still better than Great Danes though.
Also- Always been a fan of Newfoundlands.
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images9/LANDSEERBillyv2Braunshorn.jpg

If I ever named a dog Chewbacca, it'd be a Newfoundland
http://www.petyourdog.com/images/dog%20breeds/newfoundland.jpg

Sacks
Jun 30th, 2008, 04:59 AM
The fact remains that Irish Wolfhounds look the most like adorable grandpas.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 30th, 2008, 04:52 PM
What do you do with dogs that big besides ride them with a lance?

Kybo Ren
Jun 30th, 2008, 09:42 PM
Get yourself a van, and like, totally solve some mysteries, man.

Shyandquietguy
Jul 1st, 2008, 12:21 AM
And like, watch out for Jason, man!

LordSappington
Jul 1st, 2008, 07:10 PM
You could train a chimp to ride it and make millions!

Grislygus
Jul 2nd, 2008, 02:37 PM
Sacks is correct and anyone who disagrees is a jolly numbnut

Sacks
Jul 2nd, 2008, 04:08 PM
Here here!