For Sethomas

[Cfr5]

Out of nowhere, I remembered a post of yours while shaving this morning.

... I decided that I want to go ALL OUT for when I turn 10,000 days old. ... when I figured out how to calculate the exact day someone turns 10,000 days old, I started telling everyone I know around that age about it.

So I made you this (http://www.cs.sunyit.edu/~kresocs/dates/). Hopefully it's accurate so you can tell when other significantly round numbers approach.

Unless you're like me and enjoy solving problems more than knowing the answer.

[liquidstatik]

Saturday, April 25th, 2015

oh dang :o

[MLE]

Monday, March 28th, 2011 AHOY!

[Evil Robot]

The date 100000000 days later is Wednesday, December 31st, 1969.

This program is not Y3K compliant.

[Dixie]

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

I'd better get party plans in gear I guess.

[Dixie]

That was not on purpose. Could someone delete those extras?

[Chojin]

Sunday, May 22nd, 2011 :eek

[Tadao]

Most of you guys are N00b5 2 rl.

[Nick]

Wednesday, December 7th, 2016 :c

[Shyandquietguy]

Saturday, December 31st, 2011

That fucking sucks! I'm not outgoing enough to take a New Year's day.

[darkvare]

Friday, February 13th, 2015.

[executioneer]

monday, may 17th, 2004 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=215024&postcount=22)

[liquidstatik]

:lol too late!

[executioneer]

i was sarcastic to a dude about clerks

good enough of a celebration for me

[executioneer]

if i'm not mistaken i turn a billion seconds old sept 7th of this year, though, so hooray for that

edit:
billion seconds ~= 11574 days
10 million minutes ~= 6944 days

for those of you who are either past this point or too impatient to wait

[liquidstatik]

but what second sept 7th :eek

[executioneer]

idk for sure quit hectoring me

[Tadao]

Do you have your time of birth?

[executioneer]

nope

[Cfr5]

Oh, all you idiots who don't know how to pass through time properly, you can put a negative offset into that thing.

Also: I'm surprised a thread I had said something in didn't die instantly for once. I feel weak now.

[Asila]

January 31st, 2009 now I feel very old

[Sethomas]

This is what I get for having gone more than 48 hours without logging onto I-Mockery.

Dude, this is fucking awesome. I will say that months ago I manually calculated these dates for a handful of people and your engine aligned with my dates exactly, so we can give a mutual high-five.

One thing that I haven't tested but I wonder about: does it work beyond 28 February 2100 without a 1-day offset? The reason I ask is that most people have no idea how the Gregorian calendar works, and most engines probably assume that 2100 will have a leap day when it actually does not.

So, while I acknowledge that this is a gift to all of humanity, thank you.

[Esuohlim]

Monday, February 16th, 2015

I'll probably still be around to quote this very post when that day comes :(

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Damn, Missed it, going to have to party extra hard to make up for lost time!

[AChimp]

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011!!

One thing that I haven't tested but I wonder about: does it work beyond 28 February 2100 without a 1-day offset? The reason I ask is that most people have no idea how the Gregorian calendar works, and most engines probably assume that 2100 will have a leap day when it actually does not.

If he's using the functions that I think he's using, then the answer to that is probably yes.

[Protoclown]

Monday, October 25th, 2004.

:(

[The Leader]

Tuesday, October 4th, 2016

So many foolish mistakes to be made, so little time.

[BurntToShreds]

Saturday, July 13th, 2019.

:/

[darkvare]

Monday, February 16th, 2015

I'll probably still be around to quote this very post when that day comes :(

wow we were born 3 days apart

[glowbelly]

Friday, November 1st, 2002

ooooooooooold.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Monday, April 12th, 2012.

[Cfr5]

This is what I get for having gone more than 48 hours without logging onto I-Mockery.

Dude, this is fucking awesome. I will say that months ago I manually calculated these dates for a handful of people and your engine aligned with my dates exactly, so we can give a mutual high-five.

One thing that I haven't tested but I wonder about: does it work beyond 28 February 2100 without a 1-day offset? The reason I ask is that most people have no idea how the Gregorian calendar works, and most engines probably assume that 2100 will have a leap day when it actually does not.

So, while I acknowledge that this is a gift to all of humanity, thank you.

And I missed all the happenings myself since I never log in regularly. What's it been, nearly two weeks for me? Why am I asking?

First off, I'm glad you found use out of it. I figured you already did the math by now and you wouldn't need it. Then I still decided to make it so that non-10,000 days could be found. Just in case, be prepared, etc.

If he's using the functions that I think he's using, then the answer to that is probably yes.

The only date functions it uses are checkdate (http://us3.php.net/manual/en/function.checkdate.php), gmmktime (http://us3.php.net/manual/en/function.gmmktime.php), and date (http://us3.php.net/manual/en/function.date.php). gmmktime limits the output date to a range that the server the script is on can handle. Mashing values into what I made until getting the last date before going back to 1969 gave Monday, January 18th, 2038 as the latest date. That is probably no notable date in the calendar system. Although I hate to say it, theoretically the script would work forever, which is stupid because theory doesn't stop the program in 2038.

Don't be too impressed; I did it the hack way. The calculation itself is one line of code. The rest of the code is a simple input check and then the output. It's 22 lines total, excluding the HTML surrounding the output. If I knew every detail of the calendar system then a more extended version could be started which could probably work with later dates. I am not sure whether to bother with that. It sounds initially nasty.

I'm glad the person whose name is in the thread title actually saw it and responded. Sorry for my slowness. By now my hand is nearly in high five position.

I got to shave again now before work. This time probably won't result in a web script based on a stale forum post though.

[Chojin]

so, have you gotten to work on OUR little project yet ;<

[Guitar Woman]

hurry up you jerks this isn't Mother 3

[Cfr5]

Yes, Chojin, so get back in bed and take the rest of your clothes off.