Weekly Comic Review: The Ultimates 3, #4

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[Purple Man]

There seriously needs to be an Ultimate version of me, and he could go and slaughter everybody connected to this comic. Extra tigers and rape fantasies? That's me all over.

[Nax37]

Wasn't Pyro an X-Man? Why does he now want to rape chicks?

[Gilgongo]

I hate, hate, hate this series. I've hated it since vol 1 and am amazed enough people buy this for it to have made it to vol 3. HATE!

[RevengeVirus]

The first two volumes of The Ultimates are probably the only comics related to the ultimate universe that I can remotely stand, but volume 3 has to be the worst by far. Remember Cage: MAX? It was overly racist and had some terrible art, but I'd read that eleventybillion times before I read Ultimates 3.

[Dungeonbrownies]

please, no more ultimates, they suck. {i mean the word ultimate}
well, im pretty sure most of this is read for graphic american animation style boobies.
just like how she-hulk survives.
so as long as horomones run through our veins,
someones gonna sell a few of these.
im sorry you bought one.
but it was in the name of review,
and we respect your honorable sacrifice.

[nilus]

Ultimates 1 and 2 were pretty solid books. Better then most of the crap in the 626 universe.

Oh and Pyro was only a X-man in the movies. He's just a pissed off Australian in the comics.

[Protoclown]

This book has been the most fascinating train wreck. I hate it so much and yet I can't look away.

[BlakeoPro]

Ultimate Pyro was wonderfully written by Robert Kirkman, and I have no idea how he went from being an X-man, to being a rapist or even a part of the Brotherhood.

When I read this in the comic shop I punched the dollar-bin when no one was looking.

[Nax37]

Pyro was an X-Man in Ultimate X-Men. Also, I thought Mystique was impersonating Magneto in jail, yet in Ultimates vol. 3, the Ultimates don't seem concerned that Magneto isn't locked up. And they act like they've fought all these people hundreds of times before when most of them haven't even met. Does Loeb understand that this is the Ultimate Universe?

After this issue I started to thing that maybe the entire Brotherhood is made up of robot versions of the villians, and that would be the explanation of why they're acting out of character but even that wouldn't really make sense.

[BlakeoPro]

They might as well all be Skrulls considering Leob doesn't know (or care) which Universe he's in.

[Poxpower]

You should buy all the issues they've printed, that way no one can read them and you win!

[Nick]

I hate the Ultimate Universe.

[Captain PirateFace]

Marvel just can't help itself... it's writers are terrorizing the fans and characters we have all grown to love. Clone Saga, Iron Man becoming an asshole (after the kick ass film version), the "No more Mutants" saga, the "One last day" or whatever the fuck it was called. I have a pitch for Marvel... how about a one shot story of Wolverine gutting the fuck out of Aunt May and then skull fucking her while Sabertooth eats a leg? eh? Marvel if you dig that shit I got a lot more for you.

[Captain PirateFace]

oh shit I almost forgot the whole "Who is and who isn't a Skrull" story line. How about all the Characters of the Marvel Universe get their own one shot called "_____ kills Aunt May!" And make them all be Skrull versions of her just so we can see them all fuck her up? But saying that... I still want my original idea to be the first death of Aunt May...

May: "Peter sweetheart I just made your favorite cookies..."
Wolverine: "Snikt" hehehe
May: death moan
Sabertooth: "Thanks for killing the dried out old bitch runt"
Wolverine: "No problem... ya want a leg?"
Sabertooth: "Hell yes!"
Wolverine: "I'll carve."

THE END

[BlakeoPro]

Read the Marvel Zombies one shot to get your "Horrible Gruesome Aunt May Death" fix.

[Captain PirateFace]

I forgot about that one.. but still I want "MORE" AUNT MAY MASSACRE!!!

Hey Max, how about a column titled "The best of Aunt May getting the shit kicked out of her"???? Come on admit it has a nice ring to it.