My new boyfriend

[Jeanette X]

http://www.mypleasure.com/Sex-Toy-Intimate-Kiss.asp?dept_id=707&cat=SearchCat

He's not much for pillow talk, but he's a damn fine kisser! :love

[Dixie]

You get a seal of approval from me!
I like his nose!!!

[pac-man]

But can he open a jar or kill a spider? :chauvinist

[Tadao]

You just called these two women weak. :troublestarter

[pac-man]

Oh snap! :thatssoraven

[Dixie]

Some of us don't need men for that because we're not sissy bitches.
>:|

[bigtimecow]

come on guys, the word CARNIVORE is in her username, she ain't no wuss ;)

[Dixie]

You just wish I was Carnivore in a skirt.
I miss him too though.

[bigtimecow]

wait WHO?

[Jeanette X]

You get a seal of approval from me!
I like his nose!!!

I do too! :orgasm

[Fathom Zero]

http://gizmodo.com/5040401/sexual-gadgets-can-now-be-seized-at-us-borders-too

[Jeanette X]

http://gizmodo.com/5040401/sexual-gadgets-can-now-be-seized-at-us-borders-too

Well, my toys don't fall into those categories, and I'm not leaving the country anytime soon anyway.

[JJ_Maniac]

If I saw someone with that long of a tongue in real life, I'd scream and run away.

[Jeanette X]

If I saw someone with that long of a tongue in real life, I'd scream and run away.

If I saw someone with a tongue like that in real life, I'd ask him to marry me. :love

[Dixie]

Gene Simmons is not exactly a top pick though.
:(

[Jeanette X]

Gene Simmons is not exactly a top pick though.
:(
:puke

I retract my earlier statement.

[Fathom Zero]

I've got a tongue almost that long. So I guess I'm out.

[ElPila666]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/3267/xdzd1.jpg

[Jeanette X]

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW! :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke

[Tadao]

I thought you loved animals.

[Jeanette X]

I thought you loved animals.

Not like that! :x

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Since I'm at work and can't follow the link, I'm going to wager a guess that your new boyfriend is a masturbation implement of some sort...

[JJ_Maniac]

Since I'm at work and can't follow the link, I'm going to wager a guess that your new boyfriend is a masturbation implement of some sort...
You'd win that wager.

[Esuohlim]

Especially since you can see the words "Sex Toy" in the url name but ok whatever

[Jeanette X]

Since I'm at work and can't follow the link, I'm going to wager a guess that your new boyfriend is a masturbation implement of some sort...

So sex toy links are not NSFW but that hideous picture ElPila666 posted is just fine?! :x

[Emu]

jesus christ

[Tadao]

jesus christ

NSFW

http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'd have a hard time explaining to the Security guys my business need to look at dildo's.

[Dixie]

Gift for a client?

[Fathom Zero]

Gift for the boss.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

my boss is female, but I don't think I'd want to give her an "appliance"
then again, she'd get a kick out of the baby jesus buttplug...

[Fathom Zero]

Did I call it or what?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you called it...

[Neen]

There are now 69 topics in Loveline.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

how many of them are Jeannette's dildo threads?

[MetalMilitia]

At least as many as there are threads about penises.

[MarioRPG]

NSFW

http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html

FEET FIRST!

[Jeanette X]

NSFW

http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html

That reminds me of the scene in The Exorcist where Regan starts to masturbate with the crucifix. :\