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DevilWearsPrada
Sep 17th, 2008, 11:25 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=3141

I WANT HALO, CONKER, AND FABLE!!!
Man, the game rating system sucks.

I have a disability (Aspergers Syndrome) BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO RIGHT TO CALL ME A RETARD!!!

Interests:Videogames, Internet, imagining, TV, and whining about THE D|STUPID RATINGS SYSTEM THAT WON"T LET ME PLAY CONKER OR HALO!!!Occupation:G.A.T.E. (Gifted and Tallented Program) Student

Okaay, this sucks. Anyway, My dads e-mail adress is catfishghj@yahoo.com. MY LIFE IS PAIN! :(
(:Vanish Until my next birthday:)

You know, I watch nick for the GOOD SHOWS like Danny Phantom, and the Fairly Oddparents (Rugrats died when Kimi F***ed it up)
Also, Gimme a break, I'm 12. Thats why my name is 90's kid.

Surely this special child can each us a few things about ourselves

Dixie
Sep 18th, 2008, 02:10 AM
Everyone has Asperger's now. That's sooooo yesterday.

Dimnos
Sep 18th, 2008, 11:10 AM
Ass Burgers?

wobzire
Sep 18th, 2008, 11:15 AM
Why did he give his dads e-mail?

The Leader
Sep 18th, 2008, 11:20 AM
Mmmmm, fresh meat.:yum

Dimnos
Sep 18th, 2008, 11:48 AM
Why did he give his dads e-mail?
Because he is to young and retarded to have his own?

Emu
Sep 18th, 2008, 12:35 PM
dont be hatin

executioneer
Sep 18th, 2008, 12:49 PM
pssh, aspergers, i've got avoidant personality disorder :rolleyes i totally win

Fathom Zero
Sep 18th, 2008, 05:41 PM
I thought 90's meant that you grew up in the nineties. Not that you were born then and can't remember anything good.

Guitar Woman
Sep 18th, 2008, 06:38 PM
I remember 1994+

does that count

Zomboid
Sep 18th, 2008, 07:09 PM
No.

Tadao
Sep 18th, 2008, 07:17 PM
It's a generation thing. I think it's what decade you spent most of your teen years in.

Tadao
Sep 18th, 2008, 07:19 PM
Thank god I didn't get stuck with the title Gen Next.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 18th, 2008, 08:47 PM
That's why I tell people I grew up watching Donna Reed.

Guitar Woman
Sep 18th, 2008, 09:28 PM
Being a teenager sucks dick, though

Sam
Sep 18th, 2008, 09:30 PM
WHAT A RETARD.

DevilWearsPrada
Sep 18th, 2008, 10:01 PM
NO RIGHT >:

Fathom Zero
Sep 18th, 2008, 10:16 PM
I grew up in the nineties and remember it with vividity.

Sam
Sep 19th, 2008, 12:02 AM
SHOULDN'T IT BE CALLED G.A.T.P. INSTEAD OF G.A.T.E. ???

WHAT A RETARD.

Dixie
Sep 19th, 2008, 02:46 AM
The 90s never happened. They were a horrible mushroom-induced dream.

Geggy
Sep 19th, 2008, 10:43 AM
YO! MTV raps was the best thing to come out of the 90's. It was the time when hip hop culture had exploded and everyone started wearing baggy jeans under the waist.

Tadao
Sep 19th, 2008, 02:27 PM
Like she said, it was a horrible mushroom-induced dream.

pac-man
Sep 19th, 2008, 02:30 PM
The 90s never happened. They were a horrible mushroom-induced dream.

So, what you're saying is I never actually did the Bartman, the Urkel, or the Macarena? Oh thank god... What a bad trip, though.

Otto
Sep 19th, 2008, 02:34 PM
He came here to teach us things. Unfortunately he was a retard and they aren't that good at teaching.

Dixie
Sep 19th, 2008, 04:45 PM
So, what you're saying is I never actually did the Bartman, the Urkel, or the Macarena? Oh thank god... What a bad trip, though.
It was all a terrible dream. Urkel never existed, he was a mass hallucination. Those nightmare mushrooms were cultivated in a government warehouse on experimental steroid pumped cow poop. It was distributed to the masses as Crystal Pepsi.

DuFresne
Sep 19th, 2008, 05:38 PM
So Crystal Pepsi was real but Urkel wasn't?! DAMN U CRUEL WORLD!!

Dixie
Sep 20th, 2008, 11:43 AM
Yeah. Sucks doesn't it?

Sam
Sep 20th, 2008, 05:42 PM
That explains why Crystal Pepsi was involved everytime I though I was watching Urkel. :(