Tadao's going to kill me for this

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm sure of it.

Also kind of drunk

I met this girl the other night at a bar. She ended up being only 18 so she was low key at the bar. I talked to her for about 3 hours, realized she could spit further than me......and she was a stripper. I ended up getting her number and talked to her for a while longer.

Tonight, I ended up hanging out with this really hot nerdy girl who had a copy of 'The Fellowship" in her purse. I'm hanging out with her tomorrow so she can borrow my copy of Dragons of Autumn Twilight.

Reason for Tadao killing me: I plan on hanging out with the nerd girl way more than the 18 year old stripper :love.

[Esuohlim]

Don't bruise her pelvis

[Tadao]

I would do the same. When it comes right down to it, I like women I can talk to about shit like politics and the LHC. Good on you for being able to have the choice.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can't wait, I haven't gotten laid in like 4 months, starting to get to me. I think her father is a Pastor for a church, so it might be a few more months, but damn. I'll work on it.

[Tadao]

How old is the nerd? Hopefully old enough to say no to daddy.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't know, I think 20 maybe. Old enough to be my beer pong padner for 5 rounds.

[Esuohlim]

Can you post a picture of the hot nerd girl because it'll probably piss me the hell off

[wobzire]

Don't bruise her pelvis
This is bad advice.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'll try and get a picture. She also has a Clear Lightning bolt tattooed on her back, I didn't ask her about it yet. I'm thinking Shazam! though.

[pac-man]

Mary Marvel? Don't piss her brother off.

[MetalMilitia]

Does the lightning bolt on her back match her THUNDER THIGHS? :sickburn

But seriously I'm sure she has normally proportioned thighs.

[Sam]

GO OUT WITH BOTH OF THEM YOU PUSSY. >:

[wobzire]

GO OUT WITH BOTH OF THEM YOU PUSSY. >:
This is good advice.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

GO OUT WITH BOTH OF THEM YOU PUSSY. >:


:sleep

[Tadao]

Look, I'm the only one who agrees with you, so you must be doing it wrong.

[MarioRPG]

Words to live by.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/LIZ1.jpg

:love

[Tadao]

Your were right. I am going to kill you. :love

[Sam]

IS THAT THE NERD OR THE STRIPPER?

[Tadao]

She aint 20, that's for sure.

[Sam]

That might be the stripper because I think I see mouth herpes.

[Tadao]

It was nice of her to cut her bangs so you can watch her suck cock.

[Sam]

While you just sit there, sighing to yourself.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:pac:oao

[Tadao]

:wank http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/mspacman.gif

[DevilWearsPrada]

I'd hit it imho

[MattJack]

that bitc* is 17

i approve.

[Tadao]

So how is this going?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Going steady. Went on a bunch of dates. My roommate once again hates me because he doesn't get any sleep from 10p-1am again. My apt is a top floor and I think my landlords kid's room is below me. I start to feel kinda bad but then I just meh it off.

[Tadao]

I am happy for you :(

[Sam]

FUCK BOTH OF THEM YOU PUSSY. >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I like my dick still attached to me where it's supposed to be. I like my wallet with my money in it like it's supposed to be. Maybe I'll send the stripper your way Sam. That way when your dick falls off you can tell me about it and I can roll my eyes at you.

[MattJack]

I "dated" a stripper, bruh.

I never spent one nickle (she bought me all kinds of shit and let me live in her house fer free, but then again strippers aren't known for their financial responsibility)and my dick is still attached. They are called rubbers.

Most strippers have incredibly low self esteem and just want somebody to generally care about them. They are a simple people.

Plus if you've ever wanted to have sex with somebody that can shake their ass when they are in the shape of a pretzel all while Lil Wayne is playing, booya.

That's the good.

The bad:
May drink like a fish.
Probably does drugs too.
She is probably fu*kin' another dude on the side, so don't fall in l*ve.
Walking timebomb.
Can cry at will.
Insecure like Sept 10th, 2001.
Daddy/family issues to the max.
Shows off the goods to anyone for a dollar at work.

It's all give and take 10kVG, all give and take.

God I loved her :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Sorry Bruh :(

I know what you mean though. Everyone has issues, I'm done with people who have an exuberant amount of unnecessary ones.

Here's to the future....and beer!

[Sam]

I'll fuck the fuck out of that fucking stripper.

AND MY DICK WILL REMAIN FIRMLY ATTACHED.

[Zomboid]

ME TOO. YOU ARE A FAG FOR NOT STICKING IT TO THE STRIPPER. ONE TIME, ON THE GREY HOUND UP TO WORK, THESE CALL GIRLS SHOWED ME THEIR ENORMOUS TITS IN EXCHANGE TO SEE MY COCK PIERCING AND I WAS TOTALLY HARD AS A ROCK. A STRIPPER WOULD BE EVEN BETTER.

FAG.

[Sam]

I'LL FUCKING FUCK THAT STRIPPER, THAT ONE FUCKING GIRL, AND ALL OF THOSE FUCKING CALL GIRLS WHO ZOMBOID SHOWED HIS GODDAMN COCK HOLE AND STILL MY DICK WILL REMAIN ATTACHED TO MY BODY AND I WILL BE NO WORSE FOR WEAR.

FUCK.

[Zomboid]

MAN I WILL FUCKING FUCK THOSE BITCHES SO FUCKING HARD THAT THEY'LL BE FUCKING SCREAMING "OHHHH ROCKMANNU!!!!!! YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME FEELS GOOD PLEASE TAKE IT OUT AND PUT IT BACK IN AND REPEAT THAT PLS" AND I WILL SO FUCKING DO IT!!!! FUCKING CUM ON THEIR FACES TOO WHILE I FUCKGIDJNDF FUCKING WRECK THEIR VAGINAS FOR EVERYONE ELSE WHO EVER WANTS TO FUCK THEM BECAUSE THEY WILL BE ALL FUCKING DESTROYED HAHAHAHAWH NAW MEAN?

[executioneer]

FUCK

[Tadao]

Look, I'm the only one who agrees with you, so you must be doing it wrong.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I TRIED TO WARN YOU!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:( You called it.

[Zomboid]

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

SAM AND I WERE ALSO RIGHT! THIS'LL LEARN YA TO BE SENSITIVE!

[Sam]

YOU CAN STILL FUCKING FUCK THAT STRIPPER FUCKING SHIT FUCK NAW MEAN?

[Colonel Flagg]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Sam has a point. :shocked

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

STRIPPAS LONG GONE :(

[Necrophile]

I'm sure of it.



Tonight, I ended up hanging out with this really hot nerdy girl who had a copy of 'The Fellowship" in her purse. I'm hanging out with her tomorrow so she can borrow my copy of Dragons of Autumn Twilight.

Reason for Tadao killing me: I plan on hanging out with the nerd girl way more than the 18 year old stripper :love.

the problem here isnt that bill chose the nerdy girl over the stripper - its that he referred to the nerdy girl (his now ex) as "really hot"

who gives a shit about his drinking problem, we need to give this boy an intervention from his shitty girlfriend habit

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

the problem here isnt that bill chose the nerdy girl over the stripper - its that he referred to the nerdy girl (his now ex) as "really hot"

who gives a shit about his drinking problem, we need to give this boy an intervention from his shitty girlfriend habit

I'm going to shit in your house tomorrow something fierce.

[Colonel Flagg]

Yeah, nerd-girl was cute about 30 dozen donuts ago.

[Pentegarn]

Aaaaand the colonel takes the layup shot :P

[Darryl]

Yeah, nerd-girl was cute about 30 dozen donuts ago.

And six felony charges ago