Is There Hope For JackOfAllTrades Yet?

[MetalMilitia]

I'm actually watching Anime to cheer on the characters instead of fanboying over the hot gals who aren't even real, so there's hope for me yet.YES/NO/MAYBE

[Tadao]

Definite yes! Keep on this path son. You will wind up with a cute humble Jap girl who will jump in the air with her knees closed and give you a V sign!

[Tadao]

I take it back. Have a look at this close up.

http://www.librarything.nl/userpics/TeenAuthor-big.JPG

[Dr. Boogie]

Hope for him becoming the new OneAndOnly?

[Neen]

Wait a minute. This guy isn't an alternate account? He's really this... off?

[Tadao]

Yes, he really is what he is.

[Neen]

http://www.geocities.com/%7Eshovalfilm/images/popeye-yam-spin.gif

[JakeOfAllTrades]

Tadao, where the hell did you find that photo? It's one of my worse ones from my Formal of me trying to look grim for my metalhead friend's camera. I could find you a much more flattering one if my camera wasn't broken. Phonecam ok?

[Dixie]

Bad attempt at grim, dude. You have to grimace like you have a 12 ton shit stuck in your colon for grim. That looks more like indifference to me.

[wobzire]

I take it back. Have a look at this close up.

http://www.librarything.nl/userpics/TeenAuthor-big.JPG
I'm sorry but he is right. No Japanese girl will ever like you.

[pac-man]

He really looks like Roger Ebert.

[Yukiko]

I'm sorry but he is right. No Japanese girl will ever like you.

What would you know about what I would like?

[wobzire]

Experience.

[Tadao]

You're in the UK. You don't qualify for his type of Japanese girl.

[wobzire]

Yeah don't you know those hot Japanese babes want fat North Americans! God do you even read the Mangas or just hang out quietly near them?

[Yukiko]

I have a thing for Australian accents.

[Grislygus]

Yukiko is the lamest character ever

Also, anonymous voting, what is this pansy shit

[pac-man]

I voted no.

[LordSappington]

I voted no, mostly because he's only level 7 and he thinks that's hot shit. BAH.

[Yukiko]

At least has a girl that likes him, all you have is nut cancer.

[pac-man]

She says that but she probably voted no too.

[LordSappington]

At least has a girl that likes him, all you have is nut cancer.
I'll take nut cancer over a wannabe jap goth chick any day. Seriously, do you even go outside any more?
Besides, it's been established that I hate babies, so I'm not too worried.
Although, at least you two make a great match. He's a useless failure of a weaboo, the fail of all fail, and you fall in love with pictures of outcast nerds on forums. Congratulations, now stay out of gene pool.

[pac-man]

I'll take nut cancer over a wannabe jap goth chick any day. Seriously, do you even go outside any more?
Besides, it's been established that I hate babies, so I'm not too worried.
Although, at least you two make a great match. He's a useless failure of a weaboo, the fail of all fail, and you fall in love with pictures of outcast nerds on forums. Congratulations, now stay out of gene pool.

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF071-Weeaboo.gif

[Yukiko]

I'll take nut cancer over a wannabe jap goth chick any day. Seriously, do you even go outside any more?
Besides, it's been established that I hate babies, so I'm not too worried.
Although, at least you two make a great match. He's a useless failure of a weaboo, the fail of all fail, and you fall in love with pictures of outcast nerds on forums. Congratulations, now stay out of gene pool.
I detect jealousy. :P Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh!

[Tadao]

Careful Jake, I just might try to steal this little mama from you.

[LordSappington]

I detect jealousy. :P Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh!

YOU LOOK LIKE A METH ADDICT

[Yukiko]

I could look like a lonely boy who's never kissed a girl and loses out on a date because of nut cancer. L7 Loser!

[Tadao]

Funny, I thought meth heads are skin and bones and toothless with bad hair.

[Tadao]

BITCH! I'M TRYING TO POST HERE! WAIT YOUR TURN!

[Yukiko]

You're the meanest of all picking on Jake like this! I think you're jealous of him being so romantically hopeful. Bitter old man!

[Tadao]

All girls like bad boys :orgasm

[Yukiko]

No thank you. I don't like mean old men who pick on nice boys! I bet you have wrinkly thighs! Ew!!!!!

[Neen]

There's nice, and there's naive door-mat. Just saying.

[LordSappington]

No thank you. I don't like mean old men who pick on nice boys! I bet you have wrinkly thighs! Ew!!!!!
Go back to your friends and talk about your muffin tops. Assuming the meth, schizophrenia, and anorexia haven't burned it and all other human features off yet

[JakeOfAllTrades]

@Neen: I used to be a naive doormat, but I can try not to be.

There's seriously a bad vibe about this forum I don't like, my Spidey-sense is tingling...

[Chojin]

Maybe you could draw an analogy between this forum, your posting habits, and your favorite harem anime.

So that we could all better understand.

[Guitar Woman]

Wait, Yukiko is Jake of all Trades, right?

[Yukiko]

I told you I look nothing like him! Didn't you see my pictures? I can't believe he still won't talk to me.
:(:(:(

[LordSappington]

images.google.com
MYSTERY SOLVED

[Yukiko]

I'm not on Google am I? I Googled my real name, but all I see is my facebook account.

[LordSappington]

Tell me that I missed the sarcasm.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I could look like a lonely boy who's never kissed a girl and loses out on a date because of nut cancer. L7 Loser!

L.7 wordsmiths, L.7 Losers, what's the difference in class choice?

[LordSappington]

One of us isn't lying to ourselves, that's what.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

I have been seeing a Lvl. 30 Editor Mage, and I've taken their advice. Less commas, more structured descriptions. Also, continuity consulting.

@LordSappington: One of us actually went outside to kick a ball in the park today. I suggest both of us should get off the computer more and enjoy the sun.

[LordSappington]

Funny, I was paintballing. Now, if you can learn how to kick a ball while dodging projectiles, then I'll be impressed.
Fuck, I know what I'M doing tomorrow.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

@LordSappington: You sir are a worthy adversary. Good show, old chum.

[LordSappington]

Don't you talk to me, I have paintball soccer to attend to
Also, dongs

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What's up with all the lvl. and class bullshit? I fucked this bitch in the elevator between floors, it doesn't mean I'm a lvl 7.5 secretary fucker!

[LordSappington]

This site is held up by satire and douchebaggery. Go watch Blazing Saddles, maybe you'll learn something.