Weekly Movie Review: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

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[Hangie]

Is this the one where jesus masturbates with holes in his hand or am i thinking of something else? I remember being some movie like that...

[alittlebirdytoldmeso]

Where would one find this movie? Is it even out on DVD?

[stonewar]

you can get it on netflix. I couldn't get past the first 10 minutes myself. I didn't even get to the part where Jesus shaves his beard and changes in to normal street clothes.

[blacksamster]

You didn't mention the best theme song ever, "Everybody Gets Laid Tonight"!

[MarioRPG]

I remember hearing about this years ago, but never saw it. I regret that. :(

[Julio]

Time for me to go and chase this, as it looks pretty damn entertaining.

[Chuggernaught]

Holy crap dude. This sounds excellent. Might have to track down a copy.

[AlliSabbah]

I got it off ebay quite a while ago. I think it set me back like five bucks.

[neoboman]

Ugh, couldn't even finish this movie.

[Willem138]

I live near where they filmed it, and have been to the locations in the film. It's actually not really known in Ottawa, still a bit discreet, but I learned about it on the SCREAM network. The filmmaker has other movies a lot like it, like the Harry Knuckles series, which are kung fu movies with the guy who plays Jesus but he has harry knuckles..

[Doctor_Who]

I saw this once, but I'm afraid it has run together in my mind with a bunch of other B movies, so I don't remember much about it.

[Nick]

Hangie: That sounds disturbing.

[hippiewitch]

Aw, this one was on my Netflix cue. Had to give up Netflix a couple months ago. Now I'm sad.

[Dr. Boogie]

It's like Alli was saying, you can probably get this movie off Amazon or eBay for about the same price as renting it.

[whoareyou]

Hangle I believe the movie you're thinking of is Holy Mountain... but i might be mistaken on that.