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VaporTrailx1
Oct 19th, 2008, 02:53 AM
I got cockblocked tonight by my dumbasshole friend. Anyone got any messed up cockblock stories?
Tadao
Oct 19th, 2008, 03:03 AM
You can't get cock blocked if you have game. Maybe you're just a loser and she was looking for any excuse to get away from you.
Tadao
Oct 19th, 2008, 03:07 AM
Just joking Rofl. How did it happen? You didn't really tell us the story.
executioneer
Oct 19th, 2008, 04:15 AM
cock blocks are the best, i won't have you badmouthing cock blocks
Tadao
Oct 19th, 2008, 04:21 AM
One time, I was cock blocked by this guy I didn't even know. He kept fucking my wife.
kahljorn
Oct 19th, 2008, 10:06 AM
When i was younger i knew this big ugly fat guy who had various appropriate nicknames. Anyway, pretty much anytime anybody he knew was talking to a girl he'd walk up and start trying to pick up on them until they got annoyed enough to leave. Also he'd pretend to be all territorial like THESE ARE MY GIRLS AND IM THE ONLY ONE THATS GONNA IMPRESS THEM.
VaporTrailx1
Oct 19th, 2008, 01:09 PM
Well, me and my buddy Dave were talking to these chicks at the bar. Then my other buddy walked up to Dave for some dumbass reason and asked him if he wanted to go home and hit the bong. Apparently they were'nt too happy about that.
bigtimecow
Oct 19th, 2008, 01:13 PM
that's not a cock block you fucking idiot
pac-man
Oct 19th, 2008, 01:35 PM
Yeah, not a cock block.

Close thread.
kahljorn
Oct 19th, 2008, 04:48 PM
one time the guy in my story tried to blow fire and lit his beard on fire lol :(
bigtimecow
Oct 19th, 2008, 08:00 PM
was he talking to a girl when it happened?

because then his beard would be a COCK BLOCK
VaporTrailx1
Oct 19th, 2008, 09:21 PM
I still consider it one. He purposely interrupted conversation cause he was pissed and wanted to leave. Preventing us from getting action.

Cause by urbandictionary definition.

"cockblock
1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action".

damn stoners are unreliable.

But anyways, lets here some other stories.
Neen
Oct 19th, 2008, 09:59 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2052/2349513825_1cf1867050.jpg?v=0
CharlieOKane
Oct 22nd, 2008, 12:58 PM
I had a friend who couldn't talk to girls and he used to get jealous when he saw anyone esle doing so. One time I was chatting a woman up, he came over and shoved his hand down my pants.


True story.
VaporTrailx1
Oct 22nd, 2008, 04:24 PM
that probably takes the cake.
bigtimecow
Oct 24th, 2008, 10:12 PM
send 'em to the moon i say

all of 'em
pac-man
Oct 25th, 2008, 03:02 AM
http://www.jewcy.com/files/images/COCK-BLOCK_GREEN-SMALL_1.img_assist_custom.jpg
DeadKennedys
Oct 25th, 2008, 03:46 AM
In this situation, use the Brad Pitt rule.

"Could Brad Pitt be cockblocked?"

The answer is no, no he couldn't. Therefore, she wasn't that in to you to begin with.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 25th, 2008, 07:51 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=9206&dateline=1214715864

You need to get one of these.