Beware The Toilet Monster!

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Automatically generated comment thread for Beware The Toilet Monster! (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/toilet-monster.php).

[Rebel Without a Sauce]

AAAAAGH! I'm terrified BUT I STILL HAVE TIME TO DOUBLE FLUSH. >:(

Are you a folder or a scruncher, Roger?

[Lothalis]

LOL

You think the head would at least be inflateable so it didn't look melted.

[Doctor_Who]

This is an idea that might have actually worked if it were just better made. I bet anyone you pull this prank on has to stare at the thing for at least ten seconds before they even figure out what the hell it is, and that they're supposed to be scared.

[Krackor]

Haha this thing is awesome. I must have it!

It also reminds me of a prank I pulled on my mom when I was younger. I got the idea from a Beavis and Butthead comic book. You cut the corners off of ketchup packets and put them around the rim of the toilet. Then you carefully lower the seat so they're covered. Then someone comes in, sits down and SQUISH ketchup goes everywhere. My mom was so pissed. My dad and my brothers were laughing so hard they were crying. It was awesome!

[Julio]

I went to a party once (not a Halloween one, mind you) and one girl was making such a deal because of a scare she got when going to the toilet. Apparently, some guy put a ballon under the toilet cover and a needle on the edge of the seat. When this girl had to open it, the baloon exploded and she went into a screaming rage that lasted about 10 seconds before anyone could possible go and ask her what the hell was wrong with her. Good laughs...

[Capt.Confederacy]

It's work a lot better if it let out a scream or some other loud noise when someoe lifts the lid.

[Angryhydralisk]

The video had me in stitches. And your confession was also hilarious. Good times!

[Fear N Loathing]

My question is is it flushable? I dunno... my fucked up friends would look at it and go "Cool... Now I'll drop a deuce on it!" and that would be the end of that.

[Commanderraf]

Nothing beats contact plastic on the toilet and unsuspecting users that need to use the toilet really bad.

Heh, good times.

[Ferrit]

My God. You're not kidding about Monsturd either.

[Mister Tea]

Unless it's supposed to be the sentient aftermath of a spinach madeleine dinner, I say they wasted a perfect opportunity in making that thing green instead of brown.

[saturnknight]

I remember those, now if you can make one that has fake eyes on the inside of the lid, and fake bloody teeth, that'd be awsome!

[ozzyrulz777]

Rog made a doody.

[Nick]

I don't know which is scarier, the fact that you wear your pickle hat in the bathroom, or the toilet monster itself.

[Crash Dummie]

Best scared reaction ever.

[payne]

THANK YOU -Rog- I completely forgot about this me and my cousin played a great prank at a party with these things a long time ago I have to find one now!!!

[Rygar-Man]

Man, I gotta find that movie "Monsturd" it sounds absolutely hilarious from what I've read in IMDB. Maybe it would be cool to have some slime ooze off of the Toilet Monster as you open the lid, so that it would look really gross.

[sonicteam3000]

i need one of these for my plumbing teacher

[Kitsa]

Weird, the only ones I've ever seen in catalogs were red. And I always thought "Wow, if they were only green like that Ghoulie they'd be way more effective". Guess I was wrong.