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Creepy-critters
Nov 13th, 2008, 04:36 PM
Because you don't realize how much it absolutely fucking sucks when you're that age. Christ, the only thing that makes up for it is all the Dilaudid
Jeanette X
Nov 13th, 2008, 07:20 PM
Did you get to keep them in a jar?
Creepy-critters
Nov 13th, 2008, 08:52 PM
Did you get to keep them in a jar?
These things were haggard as well. I wouldn't want too even if I could
Dixie
Nov 13th, 2008, 09:56 PM
Chicks dig it when you save removed body parts.
It shows you're sentimental.
Misdemonar
Nov 13th, 2008, 11:48 PM
CIG I have severed head in a jar will you marry me
Esuohlim
Nov 13th, 2008, 11:51 PM
I will >:
Jeanette X
Nov 14th, 2008, 12:18 AM
These things were haggard as well. I wouldn't want too even if I could

Damn.

I was going to try to trade my pickled gall bladder for your tonsils. :\
Dixie
Nov 14th, 2008, 12:25 AM
CIG I have severed head in a jar will you marry me
Only if it belongs to someone famous.
Misdemonar
Nov 14th, 2008, 12:28 AM
I am dragging in the babes tonight :picklehat
darkvare
Nov 14th, 2008, 11:59 AM
did they gave you ice cream
BLEU
Nov 14th, 2008, 03:58 PM
I wish I could get my tonsils removed. All they do is get filled with this white pasty shit I have to squeeze out every once in a while.

It smells awful. Kinda fun though.
Dixie
Nov 14th, 2008, 04:05 PM
Tonsil stones!!!
Get me and Jeanette X a video of you removing them!!
I get them too but they are very small and come out on their own most of the time.
They smell terrible.
Sam
Nov 14th, 2008, 04:06 PM
That is fucking horrific sounding. :(
ZeldaQueen
Nov 15th, 2008, 01:21 PM
Ohh, too bad about that.

I guess I'm kind of lucky that I've never had mine removed. In fact, I've still got all of my organs with me. :)

My cousin had his appendix taken out though, poor guy.
BLEU
Nov 15th, 2008, 02:27 PM
Isn't the appendix completely useless? Like, we've evolved to the point where we don't need it, but nature's too fucking stupid to realize that and keeps handing 'em out like candy. Occasionally they'll become inflammed and burst. Fun!

What was it's original purpose? Does anyone even know?
kahljorn
Nov 15th, 2008, 02:48 PM
SOMETJHING ABOUT COWS AND BACTERIA I DONT KNOW
Jeanette X
Nov 16th, 2008, 02:23 AM
Tonsil stones!!!
Get me and Jeanette X a video of you removing them!!
I get them too but they are very small and come out on their own most of the time.
They smell terrible.

Now I have an excuse to post this video!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HG0-6tw1fNA

:lol2
ZeldaQueen
Nov 16th, 2008, 03:37 PM
Isn't the appendix completely useless? Like, we've evolved to the point where we don't need it, but nature's too fucking stupid to realize that and keeps handing 'em out like candy. Occasionally they'll become inflammed and burst. Fun!

What was it's original purpose? Does anyone even know?
I heard my Biology class that it was something to do with helping us digest leaves (I can't remember too well. Don't remember much from 10th grade).

Wikipedia here says that Darwin theorized that the appendix was used to help primative man digest leaves. It also is theorized that the appendix is somehow useful to fetuses and adults (not sure how).
Dixie
Nov 17th, 2008, 08:18 AM
Now I have an excuse to post this video!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HG0-6tw1fNA

:lol2

I love that one.
Now I have to go watch that exploding cyst cheese video, for old times sake.
I'll find you more Jeanette!
Colonel Flagg
Nov 17th, 2008, 10:14 AM
I heard my Biology class that it was something to do with helping us digest leaves (I can't remember too well. Don't remember much from 10th grade).

Wikipedia here says that Darwin theorized that the appendix was used to help primative man digest leaves. It also is theorized that the appendix is somehow useful to fetuses and adults (not sure how).

During times of extreme illness (cholera, dysentery) the intestinal flora effectively are "flushed away" - a theory states that in more primitive times (before antibiotics and antivirals) the appendix provided a "safe haven" for a few hundred million or so of the little buggers so that when the body gets better, the gut would be repopulated naturally.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Seven Force
Nov 17th, 2008, 10:46 AM
That is fucking horrific sounding. :(

It is :(
AChimp
Nov 17th, 2008, 05:17 PM
I poked a huge amount of tonsil stones out of my right tonsil a few months back because I was gagging and shit. My tonsil shrunk down to like 1/4 of the size and now I do it every couple of weeks to prevent it from happening again. >:
Tadao
Nov 17th, 2008, 05:44 PM
Maybe you should massage your tonsils to keep them from getting inflamed. My cock should do the trick.
BLEU
Nov 17th, 2008, 06:42 PM
Are you sure it's long enough?
Tadao
Nov 17th, 2008, 08:17 PM
My cock should do the trick.

That's what I said dumbshit :rolleyes
Sam
Nov 17th, 2008, 08:35 PM
BUT IS IT LONG ENOUGH?
Tadao
Nov 17th, 2008, 08:38 PM
NO :tear Happy now! ME JAPANESIE PEEPEE :bow
ZeldaQueen
Nov 18th, 2008, 11:43 AM
During times of extreme illness (cholera, dysentery) the intestinal flora effectively are "flushed away" - a theory states that in more primitive times (before antibiotics and antivirals) the appendix provided a "safe haven" for a few hundred million or so of the little buggers so that when the body gets better, the gut would be repopulated naturally.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
That could be it. All I know is that it was used for something for primative man and after a while we adapted to the point of not needing it anymore.