she is using the computar machine

[Aaarg]

Here is a girl I used to date. She has a MacBook Pro.

her: my computer just did a really weird thing
me: wazzat
her: like I was on myspace
her: and then all of a sudden this thing popped up
her: saying there is spyware on my computer?
me: an ad?
her: and like, then it was doing a windows xp thing
me: hahaha
me: that would be an ad.
her: okay
her: it freaked me out
her: because I was like, uuuuuuuh
her: it just went straight from myspace to that ad
me: if a windows prompt comes up on your screen, it's an ad.
me: that would be a pop-up?
her: but like my safari was like
her: weird
me: . . .
her: I just got afraid that there is spyware on my computer
her: and I was like, why i WINDOWS SAYING THIS?
her: I DONT HAVE WINDOWS
her: but yeah

[Esuohlim]

Girls sure are dumb right haha

[Esuohlim]

She's all like "what does a touchdown do with the football?" Haha ok there don't hurt yourself thinking too hard there missy just go back to sucking my d*ck

[Sam]

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID "IF YOU DON'T HAVE WINDOWS, HOW DO YOU SEE OUTSIDE?" AND IT WOULD HAVE CONFUSED HER FOR A SECOND BECAUSE SHE IS A WOMAN. :lol

[Esuohlim]

WHY CAN'T HELEN KELLER DRIVE?















A: BECAUSE SHE'S TOO BUSY SUCKING MY D*CK :lol

[Sam]

WOMEN :rolleyes

[Aaarg]

its true

[darkvare]

macs suck dick... nah i'm kidding














girls do. Lulz see what i did there

[Zomboid]

LOL STUPID BITCHES :lol

The other day, this girl from school told me that her friend wants to fuck, so I went on her wall on facebook and said "HEY RIDE MY WEINER K?"

I HAVE YET TO BONE THIS GIRL BUT WITH A LINE LIKE THAT, IT'S A SURE-THING!

[Sam]

She is so going to do it, I bet. :(

[Aaarg]

saddle up a dachshund