Proverbs

[Tadao]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someones eye.

[MetalMilitia]

When life gives you lemons...

kill yourself

[Tadao]

Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger.

[Dr. Boogie]

http://www.i-mockery.com/drboogie/sourpuss.jpg

[executioneer]

when life gives you lemons you clearly need to upgrade to grapefruit size or larger so consult with a plastic surgeon about implants

[Sam]

THOSE IGNORANT FUCKS
WHO THOUGHT ME GONE
I AM BACK
SO THEY WERE WRONG

[MrAdventure]

brovergs

[ZeldaQueen]

When life gives you lemons, send life a fruitcake for Christmas.

[pac-man]

When life gives you lemons masturbate vigorously.

[Jeanette X]

When life gives you lemons make cocktails.

[Colonel Flagg]

When life gives you lemons, eat them rind and all until your teeth dissolve.

[Neen]

When life gives you lemons, power a small lightbulb.


Too practical?

[executioneer]

when life gives you lemons you're playing it wrong, wth you're supposed to get a little pink peg or a little blue peg not a fucking lemon >:

[Fathom Zero]

When life gives you lemons, aim for the pretzel.

[Mockery]

When life gives you lemons, be thankful, because there are starving children in China who would kill to have those lemons you insensitive pampered DICK >:

[Esuohlim]

When life gives you lemons you should probably have a talk with your car dealer :x

[MetalMilitia]

When lemons give you life - you may have scurvy.

[Kitsa]

When live gives you lemons sautee them with some chicken and almond slivers and EVOO...it's yum-o :rachelray

[McClain]

When life gives you lemons you must be living in some sort of Lemon World which would make it appropriate. It's better than Lima Bean World or Spiked Ballgag & Used Condom Dangling From Your Tattered Asshole World.

[Crimson Ghost]

When life gives you lemons, give them back.

[Dixie]

When life gives you lemons, send a nice thank you card.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

When life gives you lemons, find a new life.

When life gives you lemons, find a new wife.

[Shrubfest]

When life gives you lemons, be glad at least someone remembered your birthday.

[ZeldaQueen]

When life gives you lemons, set up new rules for next year's Secret Santa event.

[executioneer]

zeldaqueen that made me lol

[JJ_Maniac]

When life gives you radioactive lemons, launch them with your lead-shielded catapault at the hunter-gatherers assaulting your compound.
Alternatively: When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD.

[Asila]

when life gives you lemons you dissolve the locks on your cell and fucking run

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Eat the meek - because there's never gonna be enough space. So eat the meek, savor the taste. It's always gonna be a delicacy. So lick your chops, and eat the meek.

[ZeldaQueen]

zeldaqueen that made me lol
Glad I could be of amusement. :)

An apple a day makes for a really sucky diet.

[Bod]

If you've got nothing good to say
Come sit next to me

[Asila]

http://ava7.com/images/lemon-battery/2lemons_meter.jpg

[JediScum]

If life gives you lemons, grate all the rind for lemon zest... useful in cooking but, I wouldn't keep it for longer than 3-4 days.

Depending on how many lemons life gave you (lets say three), use one, cut into eighths, for the Hefe-Weizen that you've conveinently stock-piled in case the world comes to an end (coming soon).

The other two could be used to teach the youth of America how to start a lemonade stand. Make two pitchers that are the same, charge only 25 cents, and label it differently every 5-10 minutes. "Organic", "Vegan Lemonade", "Gluten -Free", "EXTREME!!!!", "Bail-money for my Dad the Governor", whatever....