Abby from NCIS

[Jeanette X]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sbTHofSeXEM

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jv9izxknOTU

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nCpr5G6hwUA&feature=related

I watched some of this show when I was bored, and I have come to the conclusion:

THAT I HATE ABBY.

Oh, she's a gooooth and she listens to loud music. She's so young and hip and computer saavy! That makes her quirky, interesting character! :blah

Smug, self-satisfied, smirking, immature little cunt. She makes me want to grab her little pigtails and slam her head into her equipment. She can never just TELL anyone her findings, she has to inform them in the most smug "I'm-so-smart" way possible.

Fuck her. Fuck her with something sharp and sandpapery.

[Sam]

Fuck her.

WITH PLEASURE.

[Tadao]

I have never seen her before. This chick is hot! Thanks Janey!

[Jeanette X]

Now I hate her even more. >:

[Sam]

I want to grab her little pigtails and slam her head into my "equipment".

;)

[Jeanette X]

I want to grab her little pigtails and slam her head into my "equipment".

;)

Just as long as you make damn sure she gags and chokes.

[Esuohlim]

NO SAM I SAW HER FIRST >:

[Sam]

>:

[Angryhydralisk]

I never got what's so special about NCIS. It strikes me basically just a dyslexic version of CSI with an extra letter.

[WhiteRat]

THAT I HATE ABBY.

Oh, she's a gooooth and she listens to loud music. She's so young and hip and computer saavy! That makes her quirky, interesting character! :blah

Smug, self-satisfied, smirking, immature little cunt. She makes me want to grab her little pigtails and slam her head into her equipment. She can never just TELL anyone her findings, she has to inform them in the most smug "I'm-so-smart" way possible.

Fuck her. Fuck her with something sharp and sandpapery.

Fuck yeah. I have seen about 5 minutes of this show and thanks to her cuntbaggery, i've never watched it again.

[MetalMilitia]

Did they really need a version of CSI specifically for naval crimes?

[Jeanette X]

Fuck yeah. I have seen about 5 minutes of this show and thanks to her cuntbaggery, i've never watched it again.

YES. THANK YOU. I thought I was the only one.


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y124/fae1688/94051_D0012_250h.jpg

Look at her expression. "Oh look how devilishly cute I am".

Just begging for a slap and a kick to the cunt.

[pac-man]

I'd kick her in the cunt with my penis.

[darkvare]

i hate ncis but if i could i'd sure bang her

[kahljorn]

that bitch is ugly as hell wtf is wrong with you. She has a bobble head and it looks like she probably had head reduction surgery at some point

[Tadao]

She can bobble he head on my cock.

[kahljorn]

yea old desperate guys go for young ugly pussy all the time

[Tadao]

agreed

[McClain]

Seriously... I don't get what all the hype is about w/ this dame. She's about as mainstream psuedo-goth-pop as you'll ever see.

Aside from the fact that the show takes the word embellishment to a new level (makes JAG look reputable) I will never watch it because once I saw this chick I was finished. She's offensive to my cynical sensibilities.

And the fact that I'm hearing about guys flailing their pork pistols all over the place for this hack makes me even more incensed. If this exact same girl had a short 'do and lost the dog collar half of you half wits wouldn't notice her at all.

The guys who like her are the same guys that wear Teva's and baggy sweatshirts, "browsing" the T-shirt wall at Hot Topic - when they're really gazing at the mindless teenage drones donning studs & pleather. What a sad existence. These are the same people who love anime because it's being shoved down their throat. Or because they believe in the real-life manifestation of a Japanese cartoon chick in a short skirt with spiked garters.

Worse than ravers IMO.

[darkvare]

Seriously... I don't get what all the hype is about w/ this dame. She's about as mainstream psuedo-goth-pop as you'll ever see.

Aside from the fact that the show takes the word embellishment to a new level (makes JAG look reputable) I will never watch it because once I saw this chick I was finished. She's offensive to my cynical sensibilities.

And the fact that I'm hearing about guys flailing their pork pistols all over the place for this hack makes me even more incensed. If this exact same girl had a short 'do and lost the dog collar half of you half wits wouldn't notice her at all.

The guys who like her are the same guys that wear Teva's and baggy sweatshirts, "browsing" the T-shirt wall at Hot Topic - when they're really gazing at the mindless teenage drones donning studs & pleather. What a sad existence. These are the same people who love anime because it's being shoved down their throat. Or because they believe in the real-life manifestation of a Japanese cartoon chick in a short skirt with spiked garters.

Worse than ravers IMO.
damn your great verbal works makes me fell bad about my self:\ now i'm gonna praise rosari dawson's hotness
http://bp2.blogger.com/_XwPWCJgzG90/R1gOxYDDHKI/AAAAAAAAA0w/mzQoalUQW1E/s400/Rosario+Dawson.jpg

[McClain]

damn your great verbal works makes me fell bad about my self:\ now i'm gonna praise rosari dawson's hotness
http://bp2.blogger.com/_XwPWCJgzG90/R1gOxYDDHKI/AAAAAAAAA0w/mzQoalUQW1E/s400/Rosario+Dawson.jpg

Now there's a woman.

:oao

[Dimnos]

Seriously... I don't get what all the hype is about w/ this dame. She's about as mainstream psuedo-goth-pop as you'll ever see.

Aside from the fact that the show takes the word embellishment to a new level (makes JAG look reputable) I will never watch it because once I saw this chick I was finished. She's offensive to my cynical sensibilities.

And the fact that I'm hearing about guys flailing their pork pistols all over the place for this hack makes me even more incensed. If this exact same girl had a short 'do and lost the dog collar half of you half wits wouldn't notice her at all.

The guys who like her are the same guys that wear Teva's and baggy sweatshirts, "browsing" the T-shirt wall at Hot Topic - when they're really gazing at the mindless teenage drones donning studs & pleather. What a sad existence. These are the same people who love anime because it's being shoved down their throat. Or because they believe in the real-life manifestation of a Japanese cartoon chick in a short skirt with spiked garters.

Worse than ravers IMO.

:worship:worship:worshipHow right you are.

[Tadao]

Your right about the hair change, I just want to fuck her because of that look. It's called a fetish, glad you could learn something today. :rolleyes

No if you'll excuse me, I'll go do all those things in the last paragraph. :rolleyes

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:rolleyes

[McClain]

Fetish or not, she's a pretty tepid TV persona. Should I give her credit for making concerted efforts to look like a cutesy Gothic Hello Kitty Snuff Doll?

And her bangs? Sooooo 1995.

[Tadao]

Sooo gay, you homo.

[Jeanette X]

Seriously... I don't get what all the hype is about w/ this dame. She's about as mainstream psuedo-goth-pop as you'll ever see.

Aside from the fact that the show takes the word embellishment to a new level (makes JAG look reputable) I will never watch it because once I saw this chick I was finished. She's offensive to my cynical sensibilities.

And the fact that I'm hearing about guys flailing their pork pistols all over the place for this hack makes me even more incensed. If this exact same girl had a short 'do and lost the dog collar half of you half wits wouldn't notice her at all.

The guys who like her are the same guys that wear Teva's and baggy sweatshirts, "browsing" the T-shirt wall at Hot Topic - when they're really gazing at the mindless teenage drones donning studs & pleather. What a sad existence. These are the same people who love anime because it's being shoved down their throat. Or because they believe in the real-life manifestation of a Japanese cartoon chick in a short skirt with spiked garters.

Worse than ravers IMO.

:)

Have I ever told you that I love you, McClain?

[Tadao]

I hope you look like a little boy Janey, cause that's what he's into.

[Dimnos]

Damn. I think McClain hit a nerve.

[Tadao]

Yeah he did, I can no longer jerk off to her without thinking about Space Ghost.

[McClain]

What if you jerked off to the thought of me jerking off to her? That's kinda' demented.

[Tadao]

That makes it better now ;)

[executioneer]

HAWT

[DevilWearsPrada]

I hate NCIS so much, fucking poor mans' CSI. And she is one of my reasons.
ugh it's like 50 year old guy's caricature of what DAMN KIDS THESE DAYS ARE LIKE

[Tadao]

You watch her with the sound on? Well that's the problem right there.

[Zhukov]

I saw her for a few seconds and it was enough for me. Hate her look and her ways. Not something I would want to be on the same planet with, let alone be attracted to.

[Tadao]

Lol, I just caught two seconds of her and I want to punch her in the face.

[Jeanette X]

Lol, I just caught two seconds of her and I want to punch her in the face.

I thought you wanted to fuck her brains out, Tadao? :confused:

[Tadao]

Until I heard her talk and saw her facial expressions.

[Jeanette X]

Until I heard her talk and saw her facial expressions.

At last, you finally understand. :)

[Babs]

Until I heard her talk and saw her facial expressions.

For a second I thought you were talking about Fran Drescher.

[Tadao]

I love Fran.

[Babs]

like you said, until I heard her voice and saw her facial expressions.

[Tadao]

Nah, Fran makes me laugh. She seems like a total dork. I can't handle stuck up cunts anymore though.

[Babs]

Fran is a totally darling

[Angryhydralisk]

Sooooo who's really worse here, NCIS Abby or Bobby Flay's wife? Now that bitch was UNBEARABLE to watch on Law and Order.

Except the episode where she dies and Bobby Flay becomes "Man raped to death by cattle prod".

[Esuohlim]

Abby from NCIS is 40 years old

[Angryhydralisk]

Abby from NCIS is 40 years old

Then again so is every chick you see in a "high school" movie that' s not made by Disney.

[Nick]

I'd hit it.

Also that other chick on the show as well.

[Jeanette X]

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5655918403

Join us. You know you want to.

[crown pika]

yeah, I'm here! And I HATE abby! ncis was shoved down my throat and it has the WORST taste!! My stupid cousin actually likes her. Can I barf now?

[executioneer]

no please barf later we're expecting company

[Dimnos]

yeah, I'm here! And I HATE abby! ncis was shoved down my throat and it has the WORST taste!! My stupid cousin actually likes her. Can I barf now?


You hate it so much you decided to bump this old thread? I think you need to ask yourself if you REALLY hate it. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Abby from NCIS is probably going through menopause.

So is this thread, from the age of it :x

[NCISforever]

Okay that was back in season 1 the peaple off NCIS changed some things about Abby
1.she cares deeppy for her friends and if anyone one of them dies will hit her hard
2.she is useay happy exepte if one off her friends or family die or if some one leaves NCIS
the same:she still linses to hard metal and loves vampires

[Sam]

:lol

[darkvare]

so i was browsing through ign and found out about ncis los angeles who has the guy that plays robin in thosse shitty batman movies

[NCISforever]

and?

[captain516]

My little sister used to have a crush on Chris O' Donnell

[darkvare]

nothing i was just pointing out that ncis is such a balant csi copy they are now sending people to a beachy location, like csi did with csi miami how ever considering csi is kinda a little boring and ncis is just plain crap i'm assuming that is going to be even worse wich i have to admit i never tought possible

[captain516]

My little sister used to have a crush on Chris O'Donnell

[darkvare]

does he has anything to do with Rosie O'donell

[captain516]

You know, I never thought of that

[Zhukov]

Okay that was back in season 1 the peaple off NCIS changed some things about Abby
1.she cares deeppy for her friends and if anyone one of them dies will hit her hard
2.she is useay happy exepte if one off her friends or family die or if some one leaves NCIS
the same:she still linses to hard metal and loves vampires

:lol

[Babs]

Seems like ncisforever got a little exhausted typing that out.

[Nick]

I would still bang Abby.

[kahljorn]

gross

[executioneer]

what part of her would you bang and what would you bang it into

[Nick]

Face.
Brick wall.

[Dimnos]

A hammer.

http://thetvaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dexter6.jpg

[kahljorn]

lol
i was just thinking of that dude when i saw cliffhanger on hulu the other day

[Jeanette X]

Okay that was back in season 1 the peaple off NCIS changed some things about Abby
1.she cares deeppy for her friends and if anyone one of them dies will hit her hard
2.she is useay happy exepte if one off her friends or family die or if some one leaves NCIS
the same:she still linses to hard metal and loves vampires

I don't care. She's still annoying as shit.

[WarpSpasm]

Old jittery whorebag. Acting like a lil kid.

SHOULD ATLEAST ACT LIKE AN OLD JITTERY WHOREBAG.

[Chojin]

i saw an episode of NCIS last night where she got something injected in her neck and was kidnapped, then the guy was going to cut her head off with an axe

her personality is the absolute worst, but yes, she is tremendously fuckable ;p

nsfw-
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/whosawesome.jpg

[MLE]

And what's photoshopped? That's photoshopped!

[Chojin]

i can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time

[kahljorn]

i like how although ive never imagined what she would look like naked I do imagine that she would be making a face like that whenever she were naked :(

[Pentegarn]

i like how although ive never imagined what she would look like naked I do imagine that she would be making a face like that whenever she were naked :(

That would make showering uncomfortable what with the facial cramp you'd get from holding that expression for that long

[Tadao]

thanks for putting porn on everyones work computer Eric. :rolleyes

[Dimnos]

thanks for putting porn on everyones work computer Eric. :rolleyes

Yes. My boss would like to send you a gift basket.

[executioneer]

its not on mine, i don't trust this forum enough anymore to surf w/ images turned on and i'm pretty sure they don't even d/l

[Womti]

i saw an episode of NCIS last night where she got something injected in her neck and was kidnapped, then the guy was going to cut her head off with an axe

her personality is the absolute worst, but yes, she is tremendously fuckable ;p

nsfw-
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/whosawesome.jpg

her tits are awesome! :orgasm

[Dimnos]

They look more than a little lopsided. :(

[Tadao]

What, you've never fucked a girl sideways?