Eight Villainous Plots Against Christmas

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[El Sammo]

You kidding? I've been asking for nerve gas for Years!

[darkvare]

cobra commander did cheated he never said he was gonna fight but he did said it was gonna be a fist fight

[captain516]

You know, jusst once I'd like to see Doom succeed in one of his sinister schemes. I've begun to feel sorry for him. That damn Reed Richards is such a smug bastard, going on and on about how the power of family will always triumph over evil..

[Julio]

I really need to see Santa sliced to bits on national TV.

[HowardC]

You forgot about the time when Krang and the Shredder converted the tree in rockafeller plaza into a giant robotic body and Krang used it to shoot mutagenic "presents" into the crowd, turning the rockettes into a strange breed of cat/potato hybrid.

And yes, I'm off my meds tonight.

Merry Christmas!

[HowardC]

Oh btw... I think you confused Megtron with Nixon. Don't be embarrassed, it happens a lot. Nixon is imaginary, while Megtron was a corrupt republican president.

[THE MASTER]

You should have mentioned the Daleks, that would have been freaking awesome! =) ^_^

[Graystreet]

Daleks get no mentions ever! If we admit the existence of Daleks, we admit the existence of Britain, and if we admit that Britain exists then we have to admit that British Columbia exists and you don't want that on your conscience, do you?


Dumb Canadians, all hairy, mispronouncing words like "been" and any word with the letter O in it, all the while being scared of the dark. They're horrible, horrible creatures!

[Geminate]

Waaaaaahhhh! You ruined my Christmas. May God save us all...or at least me.

[Kilgore Cod]

Wait, that episode of G.I. Joe doesn't exist?

[Nick]

Duke never does anything right.

[Colonel Flagg]

I knew it! Tricky Dick was into more than just obstruction of justice - it was really obstruction of CHRISTMAS. THAT RAT BASTARD!

[mburbank]

There is no end to the dark complexity of Richard Milhouse Nixon. Historians will be plumbing his depths for years to come. And that, Proto, is my Christmas gift to you,in return for all of your excellent efforts over the last year. The use of the phrase 'plumbing his depths' in a sentence whee the object is 'Nixon'. Make any one of the million possible rejoinders, or simply swirl the idea around in your brain like fine cognac. Happy Holidays and thanks for making me laugh, especially with the one about the African American 'Joe' getting cut in half.

[spleek]

Whadda about the Jokers plot for Christmas??? His plan to dessimate Joker-toxin saturated wrapping paper into all the Wal-Marts of the world? I think it might have worked had he not offed himself with teh painkillers & Pop Rocks (a lethal cocktail!!!)....

[Krypto]

And Here I Thought Richard Milhous Nixon was a villainous and EVIL plot against the citizens of the United States Of America...
Nuts...

[zeezeeramone]

That's awesome that Megatrons plan not only worked but that the autobots didn't even try to stop him, and that you used Soundwave in role that actualy mattered. Maybe you should have written the script for revenge of the fallen.