user name change*

[Womti]

I would like my user name changed to Slick Rick or something similar, but not lame/gay.

[pac-man]

http://www.acapulcogoldny.com/janette-beckman-interview/images/Slick-Rick-Pistols.jpg

"Knock 'em out da box, Rick."

[DevilWearsPrada]

Treat her like a prostitute, kid.

[Dr. Boogie]

Ok. So... Slick Rick, or what?

[MetalMilitia]

I'm pretty sure I-mockery tradition dictates you change it to something lame/gay.

[Pub Lover]

I would like my name changed to 'Capt Pubic and his Band of Rollicking Queers'

Please. :)

[Esuohlim]

womti how dare you show your homeless face around here

[Sam]

Change Womti's name to Father Spaz or Akira Teh Cat. :lol

[executioneer]

change it to lame/gay

[Fathom Zero]

smacks o' punch

[Womti]

womti how dare you show your homeless face around here

actually, Euohlime I havent been in a hospital for about a year now and I should be in a group home by the end of january. if the group home works out, I will eventually move into a separate room alongside my father in a rooming house. homeless? I think NOT.

[Womti]

http://jasmynecannick.typepad.com/jasmynecannickcom/images/2007/07/16/barackobama.jpg
"go FUCK yourselves"













sorry guys but I just remembered I had this avatar stored over in photobucket and let me say guys it is way gayer ok amirite

[Grislygus]

How about "Social Pariah", that's pretty badass huh you can be all Wandering Outlaw Of your Own Dark Mind and shit, not like womti that shit's pretty lame/ghey bra

[Womti]

I still think slick rick is way better tho




* cut and scratched slick rick *
* audience applause *
* siren sounds *
Mc... ricky... d * last syllable scratched *
Okay party people in the house * scratched *
This is the original grand wizard
* cut and scratched slick rick *
* scratched slick rick
Something funky push that in em
Ricky... d

slick rick
Is it a custom - to what? to provoke out a hostile apostle
And make him smack the coke out your nostril
Bap, the butter cat a gutter rappin and Im all man
Whatever gotta happen gotta happen
Boy dont make me put my grown man shoe in you
And Im sorry father, for any wrongdoing doin you
Cause dogs barkin and the girl sigh
Here to present myself as the sparkle of the worlds eye
Picture I - where spice girls chick arrived
England, january 14th, six-five
While you scream out brannyville
You old ass rapper! you got it, but can he still
Sever, in other words, rap more clever
Like no other younger rapper walkin could ever?
Apparently I done this, on this
Stunned his behind - out the way of who reign
I run this
Hurry up, run * cut and scratched*
Run, run, run, r-run * scratched from run-d.m.c.*
Hurry up, run * cut and scratched*
rick out the way of who reign, I run this
Run.. run, r-run * scratched from run-d.m.c.*
rick stop the world kid, bring it home slick
Run, r-run run, r-run
slick rick
Are, you, ready? run
The fact is, mack caught cable in an actress
And really is the black clark gable of the rap biz
Racists reactin, hastin for action
The motherfucker got exquisite taste for a black man
What you never know? all clothes come off a hoe
Ever see me with my jewels and toast from off of mo?
*psssh* past where handsome measures
Like the whole entire rat pack, and some precious
And chartable, such a big spark I pull
Nuns even say, that motherfuckers remarkable!
And aliens who came to earth gathering
Great gosh the man has soul, we must have him
Like a catastrophe, there isnt none after me
Liz will throw away her walker and run after me
Snatch crowns -- done this, on this
Stunned his behind - out the way of who reign
I run this

Hurry up, run * cut and scratched*
Run, run, run, r-run * scratched from run-d.m.c.*
Hurry up, run * cut and scratched*
rick out the way of who reign, I run this
Run, r-run as we go run, r-run
Run, r-run as we go run, r-run
Run, r-run as we go run, r-run
As we go a little somethin like this, hit it!
slick rick
Up hastings, crew downfaced and lose
Either one way or the other, foundation choose
Although the prune I kick, I didnt come to wound a sick child
hit a lost world, actin like a lunatic *blblblblbl*
Who provoke til a heard of smoke
Forced good men to pull out and start to murder folk
Tired of the basement placed in
Take responsibility for your action as a race then
Instead of put cheer in our bone, paperhood promote
Negativity, and fear in our own neighborhood
Since royalty breed to be (uh-huh)
And I puts small seed where small seed need to be
Like an angel tend to fly as, mention I as
I didnt make the laws, but they make sense to my ass
While waitin for the world end, won this
Stunned his behind - out the way of who reign
I run this
rick see what I mean kid?
Hurry up, run * cut and scratched*
rick that patch-eyed motherfucker run this
Run, run, run, r-run * scratched from run-d.m.c.*
Hurry up, run * cut and scratched*
rick I run this
Run, r-run run, r-run
Run, r-run run, r-run
Run, r-run run, r-run
Are, you, ready? ? run
rick run thissssssssssssssssss
Hurry up, run * cut and scratched*
Run, run, run, r-run * scratched from run-d.m.c.*
Hurry up, run * cut and scratched*
slick rick
Yeah baby, slick rick
1999, 2000, the whole damn thing kid its all mine
Go away
Mc *scratched* ricky d *last syllable scratched to fade*






hurr hu hurry up run RUN R-RUN
thats pretty much the way I feel :lol :(

[Esuohlim]

I'm going to ban your ass so hard son

[executioneer]

*batteries not included

[Grislygus]

why did I even bother referencing byron to this idiot

I take it back, I wanna use it to make fun of someone else

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey guys, he's not homeless he has a room

[Evil Robot]

testes, im over here now.

[Womti]

WHEN THE FUCK IS MY NAME GETTING CHANGED >:

[executioneer]

WHEN READING ONE OF YOUR POSTS GIVES MR MOCKERY A BONER

[Dr. Boogie]

Done.

[Womti]

:o
:worship

[MetalMilitia]

Not lame/gay enough. Change it to SHIT MICK.

[executioneer]

hahah in honor of st patricks day :lol

[Pub Lover]

I would like my name changed to 'Capt Pubic and his Band of Rollicking Queers'

Please. :)

:)

[Emu]

Who did you use to be?

[Dr. Boogie]

Pub used to be Ronnie Raygun.

[Womti]

so wait a minute am I the lead singer of the rolling stones now or am I or what

[Dr. Boogie]

Am I.

[Sam]

Or what.

[MetalMilitia]

get a fucking job

[MetalMilitia]

you homeless shit

[Womti]

actually, I do one day hope to be an assistant manager

[Womti]

at Mcdonalds

[Sam]

where you live in the dumpster :rolleyes

[Womti]

where you live in your ass :rolleyes

[executioneer]

i find womtis new username racist vs. the irish and offencive

[Big McLargehuge]

Indeed, we block the word ****** but he can spew his hatred? What, am i not as important as some ******?

[Dr. Boogie]

Both are good points. We'll need to come up with a new name for you, Womti.

[Womti]

why not just Slick Rick, as I had originally suggested?

[Big McLargehuge]

No, that isn't a very good name.

[MetalMilitia]

How about Sherlock Homeless

[executioneer]

surelooks homeless :ll

[Colonel Flagg]

Be careful for what you wish ....

[Big McLargehuge]

why isn't his name "sherlock homeless" yet?

[Chojin]

it is now.

[Shrubfest]

Yay!

[Colonel Flagg]

He'll always be womti.

[Dr. Boogie]

He'll always be that guy who stopped in briefly to see if he could get his name changed.

[Womti]

:rolleyes

[Chojin]

Let me guess what you want.

[Womti]

to know why stephen colbert isnt banned

[Womti]

seriously

[Womti]

I mean, a rainbow afro clown wig?! come on!

[Pub Lover]

I would like my name changed to 'Capt Pubic and his Band of Rollicking Queers'

Please. :)

This would be a great name for me because I am both a captain and my own band of rollicking fags.

[Dr. Boogie]

God, that was weeks ago. Holy shit.