Did you make them laugh?

[Tadao]

I had hot sex with a mexican momma that I worked with one night. In the morning I had to go to work. I showered, got dressed and kissed her deeply and said "Don't steal anything."

[kahljorn]

DO YOU SIT AROUND AND MAKE UP STORIES TO IMPRESS PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WITH

[Tadao]

All my stories are real. Except the part about me being a girl. Don't tell me you have never made you lover laugh. I feel sorry for you if you think life is all suit and tie.

[kahljorn]

this thread is pretendious :(

[Tadao]

:posh

[Dr. Boogie]

Well? Did she listen or what?

[Tadao]

No, she stole my heart :tear

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

When that happens to me I usually just tell them not to set the place on fire.

[LordSappington]

No, she stole my heart :tear
Dammit, beat me to it.

[baobei816]

dicks


I am thinking about sucking some dicks from China but I am not sure if they are big enough to suck? What are the laws on being a racist fellatio enthusiast

[Tadao]

Yeah, but did you make them laugh?

[Sam]

Only after she smoked out of the water pipe. :(

[Tadao]

See kids, drugs are a gateway to spam.

[pac-man]

http://www.appletalker.net/grafix/spam.jpg

Literally.

[WhiteRat]

The one who buggers a fire burns his penis.

[george]

so would you rather have sex with fire or another man?