quitting smoking is easy

[george]

and i'm not talking about cigarettes or pole kids.

after helping me cope with a lot of hating life and feeling sorry for myself for the last few years, i am now at a point in my life where i have to retire my favorite bad habit :(

sigh.

so get used to seeing me around here a whole lot, i got to have something to do with my idle time, and i'll prolly be drunk most of the time.

[Tadao]

I gave up weed for my wife. Never really got back into it again. I could smoke 30 bucks a day easy.

[RaNkeri]

smokers are jokers

[Zomboid]

I smoked pot for the first time since the summer last saturday and I was pretty fucked up. I got the usual slow-mo for everything and that really blew. I'm smoking like half a pack a day for cigarettes. I usually cut down once I get to this point, but it's sooo hard now :(

[Kitsa]

the bf gave it up long ago and now he finds potheads very frightening.

[pac-man]

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

[MattJack]

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

here here! :posh

[bigtimecow]

i haven't smoked pot in so long, but i want to

A.K.A I-MOCK EAST COAST MEET UP CHYEA CHYEA

[MattJack]

EAST COAST?

Willie would never make it in time ;_;

[executioneer]

airline fare can be pretty cheap though! airplanes are fast

[ZeldaQueen]

i haven't smoked pot in so long, but i want to

A.K.A I-MOCK EAST COAST MEET UP CHYEA CHYEA

Where on the East Coast?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My house

[bigtimecow]

MASH AND TWO TITS

[george]

way back when imockery was on ezboard i went on about how it is one thing to smoke for fun, another to smoke as a lifestyle.

i got shit to get done.

i tore a john mccain sign out of someones yard while doing my paper route tonight. i was pretty mad that it was there, being angry is one of the great things about not being high.

now i get the fun dreams that i usually have when i retire from a heavy period of smoking.

[Tadao]

No dope = destruction of OPP

[Dimnos]

I gave up weed for my wife. Never really got back into it again. I could smoke 30 bucks a day easy.

Why not marry a girl that smokes too?

[pac-man]

Hey hey hey hey..... smoke weed everyday.

[Big McLargehuge]

i am the opposite of a stoner, when i get high is when i get productive

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/smokerjoker.jpg

[ZeldaQueen]

i am the opposite of a stoner, when i get high is when i get productive
I seem like I'm high if I stay up too late. I'll start laughing at virtually anything.

i tore a john mccain sign out of someones yard while doing my paper route tonight.
People still have those up? I laughed because right after election day, all the McCain signs I saw on my way to the train were gone and all the Obama ones were still up.

Shortly after the election, my dad acquired a McCain sign as well, which he kept in the garage. I have no idea what he had planned to do with it (my whole family were Obama supporters), but my mom convinced him to get rid of it. Our neighbor had had up a McCain sign as well and my mom was worried that she'd think my dad stole hers.

[Kitsa]

I've always thought it was way unclassy for candidates/people to leave signs up after winning an election. I've heard that it's a "thank you" to the voters, but it always came off as gloating to me.

[Big McLargehuge]

I seem like I'm high if I stay up too late. I'll start laughing at virtually anything.
giggling whilst high is an amateur move. unless something is really, really funny

[DevilWearsPrada]

the fuck are you talking about?

[Big McLargehuge]

SOMEDAY YOU WILL KNOW, YOUNG ONE.

ALSO, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Misdemonar]

I GOT THE DANKEST OF THE DANK

WEST SIIIIIIIDDDDE

[Tadao]

We aint talking about you mommas snatch MisD!

SOUTH WEST SIIIIIIIDDDDE

[kahljorn]

I love my weed. Its dense as a motherfucker and looks purplish ;D I only have about five bowls left though ;/

[glowbelly]

i got real sick of weed real fast and moved on to more happenin drugs like cocaine and then i quit that too and now i'm just a boring smoker (cigs)/occasional drinker.

[Big McLargehuge]

i gots a lady that always has at least 10 varieties of chrondo at any time :0. though i am poor and can't afford any :'(

[Tadao]

Hey glow, lets hook up and do a bunch of blow and fuck for 18 hours.

[kahljorn]

you guys would be good for eachother ;)

or maybe mutually disappointing I'm not exactly sure. but there is contentment within mutual disappointment

[Tadao]

I'd end up liking her too much and come to depend on her. That's gay.

[ZeldaQueen]

giggling whilst high is an amateur move. unless something is really, really funny
Hrm. This one guy at my college who gets high a lot told me that when smoke marijuana, everything seems really funny.

[Big McLargehuge]

I NEVER GIGGLE >: NOTHING IS EVER FUNNY

[ZeldaQueen]

I find it really hard to imagine you being that serious, especially as you've got a cute little girl as your avatar.

[Big McLargehuge]

IT IS NONA F. MECKLENBURG, and nobody is more serious than nona >:

[ZeldaQueen]

Who? :confused:

Was she a child actress or something?

[Big McLargehuge]

She is Iggy Pop's daughter :rolleyes

[ZeldaQueen]

Alright! I'm not familiar with Iggy Pop, so of course I wouldn't know her.

[Kitsa]

There are so many forum smileys that I could use and I can't make up my mind.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

The best thing in the world is to listen to music while being baked as fuck.

Worst thing? Watching a movie for the first time super stoned. I've forgotten nearly all of Goodfellas and have attempted to watch it 4 times, all of the times I've been gone.

[Misdemonar]

PFFT LIKE ZBF SMOKES WEED

[DevilWearsPrada]

Hey dudes, I'm cool!

:rolleyes You suck worse than I do

[JediScum]

"being angry is one of the great things about not being high."

Sir, you should sell T-shirts

[Blue Fox]

he tried, but no one wanted ta buy em...

actually, his avatar is on sale now if you'd like to add it to your collection. :)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

PFFT LIKE ZBF SMOKES WEED
More like poop-grass. :(

It always tastes like poop out of the resin stained bubbler. Which gives you some very funtastic cottonmouth.

[DevilWearsPrada]

duuuuude last week I smoked 'marijuana' out of a 'marijuana water pipe' ('bong') and experienced 'cotton mouth'

>: >: >:

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

GOO, white rhino, oregon haze. TASTING PARTY AT MY HOUSE :(

[executioneer]

i'll bring some 99% isopropylene, we can make some oil

[Blue Fox]

I'm taking driver's ed (i'm lik 17 but was too poor to afford it till now...) and we learned about pharm-parties! those sound like so much fun.

and we tried on beer goggles. apparently i've never been really smashed, because i've definitely never had my feet 3 ft to my left after drinking before...

[Kitsa]

I knew someone who went through a marijuana phase and you'd think they'd invented the stuff. Incense and Pink Floyd suddenly became a very big deal. Suddenly it was all about High Life magazine and legalization. But they burned out on it pretty quickly.

[kahljorn]

ive been smoking for quite some time and ive never even seen a high times magazine. So i think in a way that is indicative of their douchebaggedness.

i love goo ;o but i really love edibles those are awesome. a friend made us some type of brownie-like thing and not only was it delicious (the other ones I've had tasted a bit too much like weed) but i was also smashed all night.

[Tadao]

What is goo? I used to make gee all the time.

[Blue Fox]

ive been smoking for quite some time and ive never even seen a high times magazine. So i think in a way that is indicative of their douchebaggedness.


you can buy em at Borders. :)

[kahljorn]

goo is like a gooey hash oil thing ;/

[DevilWearsPrada]

I made a waterfall bong out of a sobe bottle and regular one out of a pom bottle. I used to have an extremely ghetto one made out of one of those wacky science tubes I jacked from my school, but I junked it because my friend sucks at making bongs

[kahljorn]

I always use a gravity bong :(

[Big McLargehuge]

i smoke joints :0

[kahljorn]

joints strike me as wasteful and uneconomical :O

[kahljorn]

but im just not a balla i guess

[Big McLargehuge]

I waste nothing on a joint, i roll real tight.

[Bod]

Although I used to smoke, I was always squeamish about filling my lungs with smoke. A violent asthma attack, night in hospital, wearing an oxygen mask surrounded by concerned looking nurses and doctors put an end to any type of smoking for good. I recommend it to anyone who wants to give up.

[ujifujimoto]

Quitting cigarrettes at least was easy for me. culture makes u think cigs are so addicting but they really arent. im serious, culture makes u think cigs are so addicting but they really arent. but quitting smoking weed was not easy, if i had a sack id be smoking up instead of making this post

[Tadao]

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[Big McLargehuge]

i'll remember that next time i am screaming at inanimate objects cuz i went five hours without a smoke >:

[kahljorn]

running o ut of weed fucking sucks and makes me angry!

alcohol is generally a poor replacement ;/

[McClain]

If you can't extract any enjoyment out of life when the scratch supply dries up, there's only one solution:

:suicide

[kahljorn]

yea ok.

what the fuck is this thread old bitter people speak out of turn on their opinions about drug usage

shut the fuck up nobody wants your ill-conceived opinion

[pac-man]

http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/michael-phelps-bong-4.jpg

[kahljorn]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/gizo.jpg

that weed was awesome :(

[BLEU]

I wish I was as cool as you guys.

[kahljorn]

:rolleyes

[Misdemonar]

HEY THOSE OTHER GUYS IN THE OTHER THREAD SAID SMOKING IS FOR GAYS LETS GO BEAT THEM UP.

[kahljorn]

that was about cigarettes

[Sam]

smoking weed is for STRAIGHTS

[BLEU]

Then how come my stoner friend always tries to give me a blowjob after he lights up.

[kahljorn]

cause you lace it with other drugs you asshole date rapist

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wish my friends were that nice. :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

I ran out of pot and money so i just smoked resin :(

[kahljorn]

im sorry :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Found this from 2001
http://www.angelfire.com/80s/threestupidpeople/04.jpg

A coozy, plastic straw, electrical tape, pear and the screw on top of a salt shaker.

[Blue Fox]

Then how come my stoner friend always tries to give me a blowjob after he lights up.


maybe your givin him the wrong signals buddy:lol

[Babs]

sounds like something happening from todd solondz movie LIKE STORY TELLING!

Nuggetz? sorry you had to say bye

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

stupid angelfire, I need to fix that.
http://www.angelfire.com/80s/threestupidpeople/04.jpg

[Babs]

still not working

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.angelfire.com/80s/threestupidpeople/

It's under Bill's pictures. Let me know if that works.

[Babs]

holy shit! how did you get your face on a Sphinx?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Time travel