i-mockery valentines!

[Kitsa]

I've hated Valentine's day since Elementary school because it's always been such a fucking popularity contest. This place has a higher probability of the for-losers-by-losers atmosphere where someone like me is more likely to come out ahead.

Here's a valentine I'm putting into the cardboard-covered shoebox on Tadao's desk.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaovalentine.jpg

[Kitsa]

Here's one for Pub Lover....

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/publovervalentine.jpg

[Tadao]

Awww, Thank you Kitsa! That was sweet. I made you one too!

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/Kitsaheart.jpg

[Kitsa]

In 3rd grade our (psycho) teacher had the bright idea that we would all make valentines and auction them off for money. Each person made one and she posted them around the room. Some brilliant bastard glued packs of gum all over his and walked off with almost $10.

[ZeldaQueen]

At my elementary school, the rule was that either you made valentines for every person in the class or you didn't get any at all. I was pretty much the only person who gave out homemade valentines and thought up what I put on them.

In high school, they let you buy and send cards with "candygram" (a disgusting cherry-flavored heart-shaped lollipop) to people. I always sent them to my friends. No one ever really sent me one though. :(

[Aaarg]

TAODOA WILL YOU BE MY VALENTIME????

[Kitsa]

We had carnations in junior high school. For a dollar, you could go to a table staffed by cheerleaders and buy a ten-cent carnation to be delivered to someone in their third-hour class. Naturally, red meant love, pink meant like, white meant friend.

I never got more than one white carnation.

Oh, and at the one and only dance I ever went to no one talked to me so the vice principal came over and said I looked pretty.




WHY DOES KITSA DRINK SO MUCH?!?!?

[Skulhedface]

I don't have photoshop, but I think I'd just make two. One with Chris Hansen, and one with "Why don't you have a seat over there?" There's probably millions of people on the internet you could give those to.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/carnations.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/carnationsale.jpg


Shrub and ZeldaQueen, I am buying you white carnations because I like you as a friend!

[RaNkeri]

Stupid woman, it's still january :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

stupid scandinavian, you must not have seen any American stores recently. Here's how it goes. We'll start with Christmas.

Christmas season begins slightly before Halloween (25 October or thereabouts). This is when the Christmas commercials start and stores begin putting up their Christmas displays.

New Year's season begins somewhere in mid-December. It's usually a small display and is over with quickly. Super Bowl Season lasts from mid-January until the actual Super Bowl.

Mardi Gras season is usually until mid-Feb., regardless of when Mardi Gras actually is. In non-French-Catholic America (as in, anywhere but Louisiana or Maine), you won't find much more than beads because people have a vague association in their minds about Mardi Gras, getting trashed, showing tits...something something...beads.

Valentine's Season begins the day after Christmas.This is followed in late January by St. Patrick's day season, which is over with fairly quickly in early March. This begins the hard-and-fast drive to Easter Season, which they milk till the end of spring.

As soon as Easter Season is over, it's Independence Day Season. This continues till 4 July and resurfaces as Labor Day season at the end of August. It's mainly cheap picnic stuff and fireworks.

Immediately after Independence Day Season is Back to School Season, which continues until mid September, when it becomes Trendy School Supply Clearance Season.

Early September begins Halloween Season. Thanksgiving Season is a brief add-on at the end.

I don't expect you to absorb all of that but that's what it is.

[Grislygus]

Pfft.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/valentines.jpg

[Kitsa]

Oo, I like it!

[RaNkeri]

And why do the stores start their seasons so early? Because stupid people will spend more money that way. :rolleyes

Valentine's day is pointless. Why the hell should I buy junk to my loved one in order to show I care about her, when I can do so by trying to be as good of a person as possible - daily. Valentine's day is supposed to be a day on which lovers express their love towards each other, shouldn't you do that on a daily basis? :rolleyes

Oh and I'm not scandinavian, but you ofcourse knew that already :rolleyes

[Shrubfest]

YAY! I get a gift! I never got any of that stuff in school either.

The last valentines day gift I got was a paint pic of a blonde stickman blowing kisses to a brunette stickwoman. Touching.

[Sam]

I drew a valentine's day card for a girl last year and it was two robots ripping out someone's heart and dancing. :(

[Zomboid]

Yeah right, fag.

[Tadao]

Someone is jealous. Zomboid, you can be my Valentine! After all, you are acting like a little bitch.

:o

[Zomboid]

I don't like the orientals.

[Kitsa]

I bet Zomboid's idea of a valentine is some sort of hockey-themed lube called Edmonton Oil, or something.

[RaNkeri]

I bet zomboid was that guy, who never received any valentine's day cards in school

[Zomboid]

I collected a shitload of valentine's day cards (that were GIVEN to me!) in school. I am awesome.

Have you had sex with a girl yet, you fat fin?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Where's my Valentine cards? Where's the ?Love at?

[Grislygus]

In the chocolate box you treated yourself to

[ZeldaQueen]

Aw! Thank you Kitsa! *hugs*

That sucks about the dance. I was asked out for the first time in my junior year, by a boy who I was friends with. He only spent half of the time with me because he came with another group and a girl in that group's boyfriend couldn't make it so he spent time dancing with her also. I felt kind of sorry for the guy actually. He was really upset by the situation.

Anywho, seeing as we're all sending out valentines, I'll make up a few.

For Kitsa:

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t211/ZeldaQueen/Kitsa.jpg

For Tadao:

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t211/ZeldaQueen/Tadao.jpg

For 10,000 Volt Ghost:

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t211/ZeldaQueen/10K.jpg

[Tadao]

Where's my Valentine cards? Where's the ?Love at?

If I could sever a saints head and hand it to you on a silver platter, I would :love

[ZeldaQueen]

If I could sever a saints head and hand it to you on a silver platter, I would :love
Which saint? Depending on what the saint stood for, there could be all kinds of symbolic connotations.

Heeey...I'm starting to see an idea for a toy line here...

[Tadao]

Now and then?

[ZeldaQueen]

No, plastic minuture saint heads. Keep 'em on keychains and the like. Certain ones can represent hope, love, patience, luck, things like that (depending on the saint). You can buy them and give them out to friends and family. 'Cause lord knows, nothing says "I love you!" like a plastic miniture severed holy person's head.

[Kitsa]

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11771.html

thanks zq :D

[Tadao]

For ZQ :

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I really want,
To fuck the retard out of you.

<3 4ever
Tadao

[Kitsa]

For Tadao:

Roses are red,
Rip Van Winkle was sleepy,
You never fail
to deliver some creepy.

[ZeldaQueen]

For Tadao:

Some carnations are red
Some carnations are white
Here's where I roll my eyes
And tell you "Yeah Right". :rolleyes:

And wow, Freudian lollipops. Ironically, one could probably find some freudian meaning behind sucking on someone's head...:| I did once see a Freud figurine for sale in a nearby shop once.

[darkvare]

i only buy chocolates for chicks in valentines and try to spend the whole day with said chick my valentine this year is duckling thats what her friends call her. she turns me on :love:orgasm

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

For Sam:

Exorcising is hard
But so is having a wife
Especially if your a priest
They'll both take your life
_______________________

For ZeldaQueen

Cherries are red
But some can be black
Please be my valentine
And we'll hang out with Shaq
____________________________

For Tadao

Pop Tarts are brown
With sugar and cinnamon
You have a sweet van
That you can R*** people in
______________________________

To Kitsa

Daisies are yellow
The Ramones wore black
I'll have more to write
When I get out of work*

*Work in progress

[Kitsa]

10000V Ghost:

Roses are red,
So are some wines.
I eagerly await
the rest of your lines.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Continued

To Kitsa

Daisies are yellow
The Ramones wore black
They have started punk rock
That my friend is a fact

You live far away
But we should get booze
Hang out with your boyfriend
And watch secret of the ooze.

[ZeldaQueen]

For darkvare:

Roses are red,
Larks like to sing,
May you enjoy the day
With your duckling.

[glowbelly]

this is the queerest thread ever.

[darkvare]

love makes everyone a little gay

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

To Pub

You live in the southern hemisphere
I have some beer, wine and liquor.
You should come to the U.S
Sooner, now and quicker. :love

[Kitsa]

I didn't always live far away. I went to Ithaca and Cornell :(

[Fathom Zero]

I give painted rocks

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I didn't always live far away. I went to Ithaca and Cornell :(


My friends went to Ithaca but I never visited them :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

To Fathom Zero

Painted rocks are nice
but so is some bourbon
We should hang out
and watch the radical squadron.

[Kitsa]

It's a very long hike up a very long hill, I don't blame you.

[ZeldaQueen]

To glowbelly:

This thread might be queer
But think this way
It might be a comfort
Come Valentine's Day!

[LordSappington]

My friend talked me into buying a stuffed animal in the school valentine delivery system, then I realized I didn't know anyone's English period or teacher, so I sent it to some girl I only sorta knew. Her reaction was apparently 'What the shit?'

[MetalMilitia]

I've never given or received valentines day card or gift. I guess that makes me cool... right?

...right?

Actually I think my girlfriend game me one once which she made out of glitter and pictures of cats. I got glitter in my eye which as it turns out is one of the most uncomfortable things which can happen to a person.

[Zhukov]

We don't celebrate Valentines day in my country, so I have never given or received one either.

[Zhukov]

Actually we do celebreate it. Fuck. Fuuuuckkk.

[Kitsa]

I had never gotten flowers for valentine's day. When I was in my early 20s, I was dating a guy 20 yrs older than me and told him this. He sent me three stumpy red roses in a bud vase. It was obviously bargain-basement stuff, but I was prepared to make myself see it as the sweetest thing ever. Yeah, I was young.

A month later, on my birthday, he dumps me because his wife (yeah...surprise!) issued an ultimatum. Not only that, but she got my phone number out of him and stalked me for months. Worst 21st birthday ever, btw.

My point is to this day I hate red roses. And older men.

[Fathom Zero]

Say baby, I'm a lot younger than you and hate giving flowers.

wanna go to prom?

[Kitsa]

Never went to prom either, I was an outcast in HS.

[ZeldaQueen]

Aw! *hugs Kitsa*

I myself didn't start dating anyone until my senior year. When I started, everyone got really surprised. Apparently, they thought I was destined to be a spinster at age 18 or something. :rolleyes:

As my one friend put it "We thought you weren't interested in guys". I don't think she meant that they suspected I was a lesbian though, I think they just thought I had no sex drive or something. :\

[Fathom Zero]

Never went to prom either, I was an outcast in HS.

:(

I really don't think I'm going to go to mine, either, but everyone's giving me the whole "YOU'RE ONLY IN HIGH SCHOOL ONCE" spiel. I want to forget high school in this backwater, bible thumpin' town.

[Kitsa]

Well, it's true that you're only in high school once (unless you're in some sort of wacky Drew Barrymore movie or Family Guy plot) but really, it's really not that big a deal in the long run. People who peak in high school usually end up a lot like Al Bundy.

[Dixie]

As my one friend put it "We thought you weren't interested in guys". I don't think she meant that they suspected I was a lesbian though, I think they just thought I had no sex drive or something. :\
Dude, they thought you were a lesbian.

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, some girl told me she didn't think I was interested in dating, but we both knew exactly what she meant.

[Bod]

I don't want a poxy card for valentines. I just want sex, is that so much to ask?

Oh and the only time I got a flower at Vally's day was when I was 18. I had a punk boyfriend who thought red roses were soft, so he spray painted a rose black for me. It was dead by the time I got it and the head fell off.
Mind you, it's the thought that counts.

[DevilWearsPrada]

That's a lie, no girl anywhere wants to have sex with anyone

[ZeldaQueen]

Dude, they thought you were a lesbian.
Nah, by best friend's bisexual and she hinted a couple of times that she liked me but knew I was straight.

Anyway, I went to dances even though I had no date, although I was pretty depressed the first few times. I would have gone to prom even if I hadn't been dating someone at the time. Anyway, my high school always hired a hypnotist for the prom amusement (along with other things), so I certainly wasn't going to miss that.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't want a poxy card for valentines. I just want sex, is that so much to ask?

Oh and the only time I got a flower at Vally's day was when I was 18. I had a punk boyfriend who thought red roses were soft, so he spray painted a rose black for me. It was dead by the time I got it and the head fell off.
Mind you, it's the thought that counts.

Sounds like a Physics major, to me.

[Bod]

That's a lie, no girl anywhere wants to have sex with anyone

no, I don't want sex with anyone, but sex with someone. If anyone was an option, I would have it lots and not be moaning about not having it.

[Bod]

Sounds like a Physics major, to me.

he wasn't the brightest bulb on the tree.

[McClain]

Dear Roger,

You sonofabitch.

Happy Valentine's Day

-McClain

[Grislygus]

this is the queerest thread ever.

Accurate statement. What the fuck happened




http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/valentines.jpg




LIKE THIS, DO IT LIKE THIS YOU FAGGODYKES, STOP HUGGING

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/novalentine.jpg

[Tadao]

To Bod :

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2009/02/01/photo.jpg

[Kitsa]

my cat humps plushy blankets :(

[Tadao]

My old cat used to leave love juice on my brother pillow.

[Kitsa]

my cat also licks plastic bags and if he can get the lid off anything with vaseline in it (like hand lotion) he'll eat it.

He's a weird cat.

[ZeldaQueen]

My dog always licks floors and stuff for food remains. It's a bit gross, considering that she also likes to lick people's hands and faces.

I was on my way to class today and I saw a woman with an adorable Golden Lab puppy, which was busy licking various patches of the ground. The woman wasn't too pleased about it.

[Tadao]

INFRACTION FOR THREAD JACKING!

[payne]

you know my highschool was an all boy school so I hated it cause I never got any cards only the wrestlers did..

[executioneer]

aww none of the other boys thought you were cute huh that sucks dude

[ZeldaQueen]

INFRACTION FOR THREAD JACKING!
Bah. >:

*Pauses for Tadao to finish writing ticket*

I think my old high school is taking on the carnation tradition this year. We got some e-mail to my mom about it.

[Kitsa]

I HATE the carnation tradition.

BTW, I spent the last valentine's day pregnant and hugging the toilet, how hawt is that. Just realized it.

[Tadao]

They pay for that in Japan.

[ZeldaQueen]

BTW, I spent the last valentine's day pregnant and hugging the toilet, how hawt is that. Just realized it.

Reminds me of the time I was in second grade and my entire family was sick with some stomach virus all the week of Valentine's Day.

I was really mad because they were having a Valentine's Day play shortly after Valentine's Day and I had a speaking part in it. I get back to school the day of the play and find out that someone else was given my part and I couldn't do the part, even though I was back. Seemed so unfair. >:

[Kitsa]

It didn't happen on Valentine's, but I was similarly hosed in 6th grade. I won the school spelling bee and went to the regionals. Then I had to have surgery and was homeschooled the rest of the year. When I got the yearbook, they put the runner-up's picture in next to "Winner, School Spelling Bee".

God was I pissed. I mean, I was there for school pictures, I was the one who won, why the hell did they use the other girl's picture? I never felt the same about her after that. Not that we were great pals to begin with.

I missed all the good stuff that year, including the token Troubled Kid freaking out in class and throwing his desk at the teacher.

And Valentine's.

[ZeldaQueen]

It didn't happen on Valentine's, but I was similarly hosed in 6th grade. I won the school spelling bee and went to the regionals. Then I had to have surgery and was homeschooled the rest of the year. When I got the yearbook, they put the runner-up's picture in next to "Winner, School Spelling Bee".

God was I pissed. I mean, I was there for school pictures, I was the one who won, why the hell did they use the other girl's picture? I never felt the same about her after that. Not that we were great pals to begin with.

Aw, that sucks :( I guess on the upside, you must have had a wonderful vocabulary.


I missed all the good stuff that year, including the token Troubled Kid freaking out in class and throwing his desk at the teacher.
I heard of a guy who did that, but it wasn't genuine. The Modern Drama classes were having Character Day, which was when you invented a character and spent the day dressed and acting like them. This boy was in a different class, but my teacher told us that he was really into character to the point of throwing a desk across the room. I knew him, he was the most popular actor in the Theater Department. Really good, always got the leads.

I went as my cousin Iris, who was a Trekkie (as I had little knowledge on Star Trek, I realized later that I probably should have done a different one). Most of my friends had little patience for this change in identity (I wasn't allowed to tell them about it) and threatened basically to smack me if I didn't knock it off. As a result, I hung around my two friends that did already know what I was doing.

[executioneer]

oh man guys i totally threw a desk across a room once in middle school :eek

[RaNkeri]

a friend of mine did that pretty much on daily basis while in elementary school :x

[MattJack]

my elementary principal gave spankings with a paddle, and let me tell you right now, you would have got that ass whooped from throwing desks.

[Kitsa]

I missed out on the times a kid could have actually gotten away with something like that and lived :/

The worst thing I ever did in elementary school was in 1st grade- sneaked out of class. Literally, just waited till the teacher's back was turned and walked out of the room.

In 3rd grade I got locked in a closet for not doing some homework. For about 4 hours. But then again that teacher was a fucking psychopath, for reals.

[ZeldaQueen]

In 3rd grade I got locked in a closet for not doing some homework. For about 4 hours. But then again that teacher was a fucking psychopath, for reals.

Wow. Stuff like that happened at my elementary school, but then it was kids doing it. If a teacher did it, it'd probably be considered child abuse or at least cause the parent to raise a huge stink.

Can't say I ever heard of anyone in my school actually throwing a desk out of anger. My cousin (who has some...issues...) tried to strangle his one teacher with her ID necklace once.

Oh yeah, and in second grade, a whole bunch of guys from my class tried to mob me at recess. No idea what they actually had planned. I stepped outside and they leapt at me from the side. I ran around the playground screaming until the teacher noticed. Now I probably would have kicked them or something. :\

[Tadao]

The earliest known example of you being a lesbian.

[Kitsa]

Wow. Stuff like that happened at my elementary school, but then it was kids doing it. If a teacher did it, it'd probably be considered child abuse or at least cause the parent to raise a huge stink.



Catholic school- all bets are off.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I missed out on the times a kid could have actually gotten away with something like that and lived :/

The worst thing I ever did in elementary school was in 1st grade- sneaked out of class. Literally, just waited till the teacher's back was turned and walked out of the room.

In 3rd grade I got locked in a closet for not doing some homework. For about 4 hours. But then again that teacher was a fucking psychopath, for reals.
I remember being on the bus in kindergarten and it being REALLY hot outside. somewhere in the mid 90s, mayeb 100 degrees. Well, my bus driver was pissed off because we were loud. He made us roll up our windows, and he trapped us in the bus and drove us all to our houses extremely slow. I was home an hour late, and my mom ripped the school a new asshole.

I never saw him again.

[ZeldaQueen]

Catholic school- all bets are off.
Me? Nope. Public. Very competitive students (or at least driven by competitive parents) though. I was in my high school orchestra and it's like my friend said: You'd only get to be concert master/mistress if your parents called the conductor and threatened to sue or something.

[pac-man]

http://unholidaycards.com/choo-front-pre.png

[Kitsa]

zbf: We had a bus driver fired in 3rd grade. She was a sub and she was blowing by all the stops. Kids kept yelling "stop, stop!" because, you know, little kids...they were scared. She gets pissed off because she thinks we're just being obnoxious. She was going about 40-45 down a residential street, kids were standing up and yelling stop, and she goes, "You want me to stop?!? I'll stop!" Then she slammed on the brakes. Kids fell all over the place. I hit my head on the seat in front of me, one kid cut their head open on the first aid kit over the back door.

The next day an announcement went out for everyone on Bus 32 (or whatever it was) to come to the cafeteria. There was a group of people there...our principal and probably people from the bus office. They separated us and we had to go in a room with them one by one and tell what happened. I'm sure the parents of the kid with the cut-open head freaked the hell out and demanded she be fired.

Never saw her again.


zq: No, I meant I was. It was okay for them to lock you in a closet for 4 hours if it was a nun. Also okay for them to tell little kids they couldn't go to the bathroom and then make fun of them when they wet their pants. Also okay to tell kids all kinds of looney stuff about how God made the Challenger explode because He didn't want women in space and how Qaddafi was going to nuke us and we should all say goodbye to our parents every night in case we died.



.....why does Kitsa drink so much?

[ZeldaQueen]

No, I meant I was. It was okay for them to lock you in a closet for 4 hours if it was a nun. Also okay for them to tell little kids they couldn't go to the bathroom and then make fun of them when they wet their pants. Also okay to tell kids all kinds of looney stuff about how God made the Challenger explode because He didn't want women in space and how Qaddafi was going to nuke us and we should all say goodbye to our parents every night in case we died.
Oh, I see. Yeah, my dad was actually raised by nuns as a boy and he had some pretty good stories. He told me that on one Christmas outing, the nun that was supposed to take then had to send a substitute woman in her place. As a result, all of the kids were really wild and misbehaved. My dad noticed the substitute calmly writing down the names of all of the misbehaving kids, so he sat quietly. When the nun got the list of names, she went crazy and took all the kids on the list into a room to beat them.

[Shrubfest]

Kitsa, I love you. Lets spend the rest of our lives together in a comfortably drunken state, where the only worry is fighting the cats off the beds and how far away the nearest booze shop is.

[Kitsa]

lol

[ZeldaQueen]

Kitsa, I love you. Lets spend the rest of our lives together in a comfortably drunken state, where the only worry is fighting the cats off the beds and how far away the nearest booze shop is.
You need some mindless video game also. Like tetris. You know, in case the booze didn't numb your mind enough.

[Tadao]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ZeldaQueen]

I kid you not, I could probably go through surgery with only Pokemon Puzzle League to distract me.

[Dixie]

http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/dinosaur-hurling.jpg
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tequila makes me vomit,
And sometimes so do you.
<3

[Sam]

DEAR SHRUBFEST:

ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
APPRECIATE IT WHEN I TRAVEL 8,240 MILES
TO COME AND STALK YOU

;)

[Shrubfest]

I await with baited breath.

[Sam]

I'm 'baiting just thinking about it.

[MarioRPG]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
sam uses sarcasm
which gives me an orgasm

e: but he's not worth spending more than 5 seconds of poem writing on.

[Sam]

I WASN'T USING SARCASM JUST NOW :tear

[Sam]

I COULD WRITE THESE ALL NIGHT.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Might as well go for the record then.

[Kitsa]

For Sam:

Roses are red,
McDonald's sells fries
Sam shows his love
by rolling his eyes.

[ZeldaQueen]

Roses are red
And I must say
This site sure gets sarcastic
On Valentine's Day

(And the rest of the year).

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Mainly because it's sentinent.

[Zomboid]

We had to write valentine's day themed rhyming couplets today in one of my classes, and this was one of mine:

The one thing that reminds me of us,
Is whenever I pee, I shoot pus.

[palindrome]

I've decided that I'm taking myself out this valentine's day, because word on the street is that I'm easier than instant oatmeal and I'm pretty sure I'll get lucky. I'm taking myself to see the new Friday the 13th movie because nothing says "I love you" like disemboweling teenagers.

On an unrelated note, the best VD present I ever got was a carton of cigarettes. I'm romantic like woah.

[Dixie]

You got VD from cigarettes?
Man, that sucks.

[palindrome]

No, I got a carton of cigarettes as compensation for VD. There was even a hallmark card, "Sorry I burned you, here, have some cancer."

[MarioRPG]

I still like the Pac Man and Ms. Pac Man card that read 'I'm tired of playing with myself, can I play with you?'
:(

[pac-man]

Yeah, Ms. Pac-Man is hawt. (nsfw)

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Pac-Man-hustler.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:pac:oao

[ZeldaQueen]

I'm spending Valentine's Day with my mom and brother, hacking and blowing my nose (I've spent all week sick thanks to my friend who I really do like, but wish she'd warn me she was sick before she hugs me). I have three people I want to give cards to, two of which it looks like I won't see that day. The third (my boyfriend) will be by for about ten minutes.

Oh yes, my brother brought word on two kids he knew using the carnation sales at school for a matchmaking experiment. They sent one to a boy and one to a girl, the boy's flower signed to have come from the girl and the girl's flower signed from the boy. It sounds like the setup to a lame Disney movie.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Let me know if they end up switching identities for the weekend.

[Tadao]

For ZeldaQueen

http://new.idlethreat.com/gallery/2007/11-27-07/bebca4e24077c31dbf3cb75d149de354.119613647168.jpg

[Zhukov]

My girlfriend made me this for Valentines day. Doesn't really make up for the fact that she is 10 000 miles away and I wont get sex, but it's still pretty damn good.

http://s31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/IMG_8101.jpg

[Shrubfest]

I am trying to muster up the enthusiasm to conquer the huge amount of work i have to do.

And I'm on my own.
Might get drunk later.

[Kitsa]

zhukov: I made a Mario cross-stitch towel to go in the bf's bathroom on his birthday. I think the pattern is from the same place (sprite stitch?)

[Bod]

My valentine's day present to myself:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/GingerFootieBoy/52061.jpg
Because nobody loves me as much as I do (apart from my Mum and Dad). Isn't he sex? And he'll take me wherever I want to go, no arguments. I can't wait to sit on him and feel him up.

[Tadao]

"She's" beautiful!

[Sam]

I'M DRINKING RIGHT NOW. ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wish I was.

Happy Singles Awareness Day.

[kahljorn]

IM BAKING HOMEMADE LASAGNE FOR MY GIRLFRIENDS PRESENT. AND I GOT LINGERIE FOR MY PRESENT. ;D

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did you make me my sub yet Kahl?

[Sam]

KAHL DID YOU USE THE CLASSIC CUT?

[RaNkeri]

Bah, humbug :posh

[kahljorn]

Hey guys i havent gotten to your subs yet but i did classic cut and ugouge some italian sausages while thinking of you guys. :love

[Tadao]

To Shrub :

Happy VDay!
I would totally bone your corpse.

[Kitsa]

We made manicotti. It was surprisingly good. I was sure the from-scratch pasta sauce would be a fuckup but it worked out.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/manicotti2.jpg

[kahljorn]

that sauce looks really good :( do you mind sharing the recipe?

im not sure how my sauce will turn out ;o

[Sam]

I bet that manicotti was way better then Kahl's "LAMESAGNA" :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

MORE LIKE LAMESAMGNA
THATS PROLLY WHAT THE GIRLS CALL YOU AFTER THEY HAVE SEX WITH YOU

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

aww, it's the thought that counts. 4 hrs left till I get out of work then off to the bar.


:wheelbarrow

Why don't we have a tipsy/drinking smiley?

[Sam]

AT LEAST THEY STILL CALL ME AFTER THEY HAVE SEX WITH ME. :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

THEY CALL YOU CAUSE THEY WANT THEIR SHOES BACK THAT THEY LEFT BEHIND WHEN THEY FLED THE SCENE

[Sam]

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE SHOES

[Kitsa]

- 1 box manicotti shells
- salt
- 1 30-oz container ricotta cheese
- 1 lb mozzarella cheese block, diced
- 1/2 cup grated parmesan
- 1 cup shredded asiago
- 1/4 cup chopped flatleaf parsley
- 2 tablespoons olive oil spread over the bottom of a medium saucepan
- 3 cloves garlic, finely chopped
- 1 small onion, finely chopped (we used a red onion)
- 1 28-oz can crushed tomatoes
- 7 fresh basil leaves, washed and shredded by hand

Preheat oven to 450F

Bring large pot of salted water to boil and add pasta. Cook to al dente instructions per package. Drain and rinse with cool water, set aside.

Combine ricotta, 1/2 of the mozzarella, most of the parmesan and half of the asiago in a bowl. Add parsley and mash together (we used a potato masher)

Heat saucepan over moderate heat and add garlic and onions to oil. Saute 5 mins and add tomatoes. Season with salt and pepper. Simmer 5 mins and then add crushed basil leaves.

Pour some sauce to cover bottom of glass baking dish. Stuff manicotti with cheese mixture and arrange in a layer in the dish, then cover with the remainder of the sauce. Top with extra cheese. Bake 8-10 minutes until sauce bubbles and cheese melts.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That made me really want some Neo ice cream :(

[Kitsa]

????

[Tadao]

That looks sooooo good Kitsa.

[Kitsa]

looks better done.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/manicotti.jpg

[Tadao]

I care enough about you to not say something that ruins this moment.

<3

[Kitsa]

I assumed you were saying "good" sarcastically, so if that's what you meant, by all means go ahead.

If I gave a fuck, I wouldn't have shown the picture.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE SHOES

This is why I wanted ice cream. Although the Mannicotti looks delicious on paper.

[Sam]

Congratulations, you made it through the song, I bet you never thought anyone could play something so wrong!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was listening to it a number of years back, then went on my computer and forgot about how the Howard Stern segment blairs back on. It creeped my brother out bad, he thought my cd player was haunted.

[Tadao]

I had only good intentions. :(

[ZeldaQueen]

Let me know if they end up switching identities for the weekend.
Nope, they figured it out quickly and got disgusted with the whole thing.

@Tadao - Thanks...I think... :|

[kahljorn]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/sagna.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/asagna.jpg

:)

[Sam]

Ew gross.

[kahljorn]

more like mmm delicious.

You only think its gross because it reminds you of your mothers vagina

[Sam]

LAMESAGNA

[kahljorn]

LAMESAMGINAS

[Kitsa]

no abstract cheese-art on top?

Am I just a loser for doing that? :/

[kahljorn]

nah it was cute :)

mine is abstract. MAYBE TOO ABSTRACT

[executioneer]

BOO VALENTIMES DAY

[Zhukov]

I thought I saw two people kissing, but it could have been wishful thinking.

[ZeldaQueen]

no abstract cheese-art on top?

Am I just a loser for doing that? :/
Not at all!
And that does look good, kahljorn. You'll have to be the judge on how it tastes though.

[Kitsa]

Which recipe did you use for that one, Kahljorn?

[kahljorn]

i pretty much used this one recipe and just changed it around a bit. Like I didn't use the same sauce and I used all italian sausage instead of part ground beef:
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Worlds-Best-Lasagna/Detail.aspx

and i didn't use a smuch parsley ;o