Is it me or is smoking for gays?

[Bod]

discuss

[Esuohlim]

GW COME HERE FOR A SECOND

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

LOL, WHAT ARE THEY CALLED IN THE UK?

[kahljorn]

YOU KNOW WHATS FOR GAYS?

HATS.

[kahljorn]

IM SICK OF THOSE LITTLE HATS GAY GUYS ALWAYS WEAR

[Bod]

I know there's some out there, doing their goddamn best not to rise to this, but remember, every time you lie, baby Jesus cries.

[pac-man]

No one here gives a damn about baby Jesus, and smoking isn't for gays. Having sex with people the same gender as you is for gays. I'd accuse you of watching too many PSAs or whatever, but you're not from the states.

[Sam]

PARADES ARE FOR THE GAYS.

AND THE IRISH. :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This guy was showing me his tattoo at a bar a few weeks back. It was a rainbow colored shamrock. I couldn't help myself from laughing.

[Shrubfest]

Snicker

[Zomboid]

TITTER

[Sam]

GUFFAW

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Also, it depends on what they're smoking.

[Sam]

POLE. :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

Smoking makes you cool!

Just think, if you didn't smoke, you'd be lumped into the same category as those hipster kids at Truth.

[Zomboid]

Knowing that gw smokes makes me wanna quit. Thanks.

[Bod]

pac-man is angry

[Bod]

pork chops are a bit ooer missus too

[BLEU]

But if I started smoking then I wouldn't have anything to lord over my eight siblings, all of whom smoke.

[darkvare]

i don't smoke not because i don't like it but because i'm a cheap bastard

[Guitar Woman]

I smoke really gay foo foo cigarettes Zomboid hope that makes you feel better

[Zomboid]

I smoke unfiltered REDS, maximum cancer spreading cigarettes.

[Tadao]

This is about fags.

[VaporTrailx1]

Smoking is sort of part of our culture. You know like how some tribes use those rings to make their necks 3 feet long. That doesn't make sense either, but it's what they do. Smoking is what we do in our own smoking subculture.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.sweetmedicineshoppe.com/ProductImages/smudgeherbs/tobacco/perique.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Djarum-blacks-kretek.jpg
http://leelanau2010.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/santa_fires_it_up.jpg

[Dixie]

I smoke because I'm half gay.

[pac-man]

pac-man is angry

Always.

[MetalMilitia]

I smoke because when I'm in some slightly awkward social situation it gives me something to pretend to be concentrating on.

It also gives my hands something to do.

[Zomboid]

Yeah, otherwise they might be REACHIN' FOR COCK!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I smoke if I drink a LOT.

[kahljorn]

yea i smoke if i drink a lot or do a lot of opiates

[Skulhedface]

No, no, see, I get it. Bod is from the UK, where a cigarette is a fag. Also, a pejorative term for homosexuals is fag. Therefore, fags are for fags.

That's a long way to go to turn a clever phrase. Well played.

[Dixie]

I smoke if I drink a LOT.
You should get that fixed.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Well dr, how do you propose I take care of it?

[Dixie]

Maybe you're using the wrong fuel?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Ba-Zing :)

[Misdemonar]

I CAME HERE TO BEAT YOU FUCKS NOW GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY

[Tadao]

You're just gonna buy cigarettes with it, fag.

[Big McLargehuge]

GW you moron, Periques aren't faggy and neither are luckys. But anybody who smokes Djarums is a poser hipster/goth wannabe. I smoke American Spirit Roll-yer-owns. Cuz I ain't gonna pay extra money just to get less nicotene and tar >:

[Big McLargehuge]

http://www.cigarleaf.com/products/tobacco/images/ASPCH.JPG
i have been rolling for 2 years now and can roll a perfect cig every time.

[Guitar Woman]

I smoke because I like the taste, that's pretty faggy.

With a holder. :gay

[HickMan]

Is a pipe gay? :(

[pac-man]

Who smokes a pipe?

[WhiteRat]

I don't know why the fuck I even smoke but I know I won't buy anything that's not a menthol. Camel Menthol Lights and Newport Lights UP IN THIS BITCH.

[BLEU]

Menthol's are racist, you jerk. >:

[HickMan]

Who smokes a pipe?

I do

[BLEU]

Pipe smoke smells sweet. You can get all these different kinds of flavors, too.

Pipe > cigarettes.

[Guitar Woman]

I got a pipe for Christmas and smoked it every day for a month until it broke in half from burning too hot or some bullshit. I loved the hell out of it.

I'm dying to try a hookah, too, mabye I'll get one of those next.

[BLEU]

Hookah is fun as shit. We did it all the time in Iraq.

DO IT.

[Dixie]

Hookahs are very nice.
I used to have 2 of them, a giant green bastard I named the "Green Manalishi", mostly because it was green and had 2 hoses. And a little one we called "Emerald". I gave Green Manalishi to a friend last year, I might still have my little one though.
Seth should be here for this, hookahs and pipes are totally his thing.

[HickMan]

I'm not really big on flavored tobacco. I'm picky about it. I only like it when it's a slight hint of a flavor. I don't like flavored tobacco that forgets it's tobacco first. That's why I'm not too big on hookahs.

[Guitar Woman]

I'll probably just end up smoking drugs out of it

[HickMan]

Drugs are bad

[Blue Fox]

my grandma knew this kid in the army, and after he got back he gave her a hookah he had bought.

only she thought it was some kind of decoration or something and put it at the top of the stairs where everyone could see it XD

she was the neighborhood president too, so people were in and out of there all the time.

[pac-man]

Was that a bad thing or something? It's just a hookah. :\

[Blue Fox]

i kno. but she was mortified cause shes old :/

[Tadao]

Who told her some people smoke dope out of it?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hookahs are nice, but when water goes in the hose it sucks.

Bubblers are alright too, just too fucking small.

Bongs are the best, especially with multiple chambers. It looks awesome.

Pipes are AOK, till they fuckin' break on you.

And of course, papers are nice too, unless you suck at rolling.

[Guitar Woman]

It's sort of embarrasing watching ZBF talk about cannabis

[kahljorn]

hah
:(

[kahljorn]

I'm sure I'm not the only person who gets the same feeling reading your posts ;\

[Tadao]

That's one black kettle.

[kahljorn]

tha twas the expression i was thinking of too :(

I'm sure people could say the same about me, though. I wouldn't want to be associated with me ;o

[Guitar Woman]

Pots are silver, guys.

Who even uses kettles anymore?

[kahljorn]

I have one in the kitchen that i use to make tea. and my enamel or whatever japanese tea kettle is black and red ;o but the inside is all blaaack

and pot is green come on guitar woman.

[Guitar Woman]

I use a kettle a lot, too, but it is silver and I didn't want to tell you that because you'd have just changed the expression

The only thing I know about pot is that it smells like body odor and dog shit. I'd probably not be able to smoke it since I can't even take real drags from cigarettes without coughing up half a lung. :(

[Grislygus]

I never said I wasn't a fucking nutjob, Gris, just that I might or might not have been misdiagnosed with aspergers.

Also, that's a stupid analogy. Kettles are generally bigger than pots, and pots are SILVER.

I don't know, 20? I just found the fact that you saw fit to call me names because I wasn't aware of some fable about cookware a little uncalled for.


DAWWWWW, precious memory lane

[Guitar Woman]

like you guys were never on the internet for the first time ok

[Grislygus]

Like you were on the internet for the first time :lol

[Guitar Woman]

wat

[Grislygus]

Christ Amighty. You're thick as a concrete block, aintcha

[Tadao]

That's one thick brick.

[Otto]

I used to smoke a pipe until I realized that I looked like a big dork and it made me smell like my grandfather. Now I just smoke Lucky Strikes every now and again.

[kahljorn]

good pot doesn't smell like dog poop and body odour, just so you know. Sometimes it smells like candy ;D

[pac-man]

Pot smells like pot to me.

[Tadao]

POT HAS NEVER SMELLED LIKE CANDY!

[kahljorn]

When was the last time either of you bought pot? 50,000 years ago? What the fuck do either of you know about it. I bet the weed you buy has seeds in it.

[Tadao]

I was friends with the top growers in Humboldt county, the ones who supplied S.F.

[kahljorn]

different strains of good chronic all have different smells ;/

[kahljorn]

like what ten thousand years ago?

[Tadao]

seems like it :(

[kahljorn]

purple chronic in particular smells and tastes like candy

[kahljorn]

Then why are both of you old fucks trying to tell me what weed is like? Mind your own business and quit spreading your nostalgia.

[Tadao]

purple chronic in particular smells and tastes like candy

Candy made from pot.

[pac-man]

Chronic smells like pot. Schwag smells like pot. Some may be sweeter, some a tad funkier, but at the end of the day, pot doesn't smell like candy or body odor. Not to me, at least.

[kahljorn]

Okay.

[kahljorn]

chronic and schwag smell nothing alike. If they did, people wouldn't be able to tell if they were getting chronic or shit by the smell.

[pac-man]

And besides, candy is sort of a general term. I've had bud that had kind of a Juicy Fruit gum taste before, if that's what you mean.

All this weed talk is making me sober. I'm going to go smoke some herb.

[Tadao]

I used to get all the leaves after the harvest and make Gee from them. Then I would make cookies. Yummy yummy coookies.

[pac-man]

chronic and schwag smell nothing alike. If they did, people wouldn't be able to tell if they were getting chronic or shit by the smell.

Agreed. I just think marijuana in general has it's own smell which should be celebrated and not compared to Guitar Woman's b.o.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

skunk smells like skunk. which has confused my drunken mother on at least one occasion in the past.

[WhiteRat]

I can only smell the difference in weed when it's in the baggie. When the smoke is puffing it all smells the same to me.

[Esuohlim]

I used to smoke a pipe until I realized that I looked like a big dork

ONLY THE TRULY DEBONAIR CAN GET AWAY WITH SMOKING A PIPE

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[pac-man]

Tobacco pipes are for greybearded men (usually sailors, professors, or hillfolk), incredibly old Asian mystics (like Mr. Wing from Gremlins) and snowmen. Anyone under 50 who is not in these categories and smokes a pipe is either being ironic or pretentious.


Oh, except Sethomas and HickMan... :rolleyes

[pac-man]

http://ok.gov/stopswithme/

http://ok.gov/triton/skins/stopswithme/images/home_feature3new.jpg
If non-smokers don't shut up I'm going to start passing out cigarettes at elementary schools.

[Tadao]

They will never shut up. It's just like Christians and their homophobia.

[b_squared]

The Truth commercials are the worst.

[kahljorn]

Fuck guys its not like I was saying, "WEED IS CANDY AND CAN BE SUCKED ON LIKE A LLIPOP."
I said that some weed smells and tastes like candy. Not that it IS FUCKING CANDY.

And besides, candy is sort of a general term. I've had bud that had kind of a Juicy Fruit gum taste before, if that's what you mean.

Honestly, what the fuck did you think i meant? That weed and candy are synonymous terms?

[pac-man]

No, I meant that there is a shitload of stuff that falls under the umbrella term "candy." Ever seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory or been to grocery store? They don't have fucking bags labeled "candy." There's chocolate, caramel, hard fruit flavored candy, gummi candy, sour candy, hot cinnamon candy, taffy, Werther's Originals, Nerds, etc. Either you're clueless or you're bullshitting. Name a specific flavor. Notice how I said "Juicy Fruit Gum" because that has a specific flavor that is way different than a Snickers bar.

You've been smoking the wrong grass, kahl.
http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/edible_easter_grass.jpg

EDIT: And you may be the first person in the history of the internet to say it smells like candy. What does marijuana smell like, I wonder:

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/9440

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061006023912AAwq4yK

http://www.drug3k.com/forum/Other-Health/What-does-marijuana-smell-like-9389.htm

[Grislygus]

KAHLJORN WOULD YOU CLASSIFY YOUR PARTICULAR BATCH AS SMELLING LIKE WRIGLEY JUICY FRUIT, OR DID IT HAVE THE DISTINCT HINT OF A WATERMELON JOLLY RANCHER YOU NEED TO BE SPECIFIC

[Tadao]

http://www.google.com/search?q=pot+that+smells+like+candy&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[pac-man]

GOD DAMNIT!











I love this place. :)

[pac-man]

Pot smells like pot :rolleyes.


EDIT: I'm going to go smoke some and put this whole nasty episode behind me.

[kahljorn]

Yea, there are different types of candy! But, one thing that almost eveeeerrryyyyttyyyypeeee of candy has in common is that its SWEET (even sour candy has a sweet middle).

also i guess it was kind of a berryish candy ;o like berry flavored skittles. Or skittles in general i guess. I've also had ORANGEish flavored weed, and had other people agree that it was orangy. WHAT KIND OF ORANGE WAS IT. I MEAN WAS IT REALLY ORANGE. ORANGE LIKE SUNNY D OR LIKE A FRESH ORANGE OR TROPICANA> I MEAN REALLY IT COULDVE BEEN A TANGELLO. WAS IT A TANGELLO KAHLJORN. YOU KNOW WHAT ATANGELLO IS RIGHT. IT COULDVE ALSO BEEN A TANGERINE. PLEASE BE MORE PRECISE.

thanks.

[pac-man]

I'm agreeing with you guys, Kahl. Grab your stash, we're gonna smoke some weed.

[Tadao]

We used to put a fresh orange peel in the bag to keep it from drying out, plus it added a little citrus flavor. Maybe they cut your bud with Fruit Loops.

[pac-man]

I'd take a picture of this nug I have, but I might want to be an olympian or president one day so I can't.

[kahljorn]

i know people who did that kind of stuff too. but i also had some friends growing some weed and their entire house smelled like candy when it was flowering. So I'm pretty sure its not just candy in a bag/curing with candy.

[kahljorn]

i posted a picture of the weed i had a few weeks ago. It looked like this:http://www.lataco.com/taco/nug-report-lurky-hash

mine had way more orange hairs though ;o

[DevilWearsPrada]

There's this kid at my school who refuses to inhale when he smokes, yet he still buys a pack a fucking day like he's addicted to them :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

He should start smoking stogies then.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Another guy I knew used to buy cigarellos (sp?) and cigars because "they were less bad for you", and he refused to believe that you weren't supposed to inhale that shit :x

Basically all the kids in my town are retarded jerks >: