Early Drafts Of Famous Love Poems

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[Julio]

Max, this is pure gold. This pretty much look like when I try to say something to a hot girl and always end up screwing up.

I want you to go out with me to have a nice time
But you said you would go to the "church"
With that goddamned bastard friend of mine...

... Shite

Time to go looking for my sawed-off shotgun.

[Kat]

Where did you find such historic gold?

To find these rare first drafts is a priceless thing indeed.

[Protoclown]

The Shakespeare, E.E. Cummings and Milton were my favorites. :O

[El Sammo]

Ha! Roses are scarlet was me favorite.
Goddamnit.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

This article is educational too.

I never even knew about Lord Byron and his sister, but after reading this, I read all about him and Augusta Leigh (Well OK, I skimmed to the parts about incest, and it was Wikipedia so who knows?).

Thanks for making me laugh and learn, Max!

[HeroliciousDeBlanc]

You made me realize I have poetry homework due Friday. Otherwise I would ahve forgotten, and been in trouble. thank you kind sir.

[Purple Man]

Best thing I've read in ages. The last one makes it for me.

[0dd1]

I think that that anonymous "roses" guy had a nervous breakdown by the end.


...PUPPIES!!

[wetstereorebel]

I can see myself reciting a few of these to the missus on Valentines Day. Then appearing in Divorce Court early on President's Day.


Damn.

[blipoids]

Long since I've read something that entrenches so vigurously, and well past the half-baked 'persona' - such a corny sense of joy in ..and ridicule. Cheers!

[Rufus the Perturbed]

Holy shit. Max, I'm not sure if you're insane or a genius (likely both).

[bertleman]

I'm happy to see you are still hard at work in the comedy factory. We missed you!

[Colonel Flagg]

It's good to read you again. Either the new meds are working, or you finally took my advice and added the lighter fluid to the Dristan (not the other way around).

[Pentegarn]

Or this thread from a year ago got bumped an you thought it was a new article :P

[Colonel Flagg]

Shit. You're right! :eek

I looked at the month and day, not the year. Silly me. :dunce

Max is still AWOL since ComiCon?