possible greatest toy ever?

[Vila]

A Sling Shot Chicken, found at http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jsp?CATID=305766&id=prod3984984 for 5 dollars that actually clucks when you fire it. I've been launching it at my stoner brother and his friends all day and thought of you guys the moment I saw it. Comes complete with cape and helmet.

http://walgreens.hs.llnwd.net/e1/dbimagecache/405764.jpg

[Mockery]

I guess you haven't seen these before?

http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/bunjie-battle-monsters1.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/2008/09/21/when-monsters-become-helpless-slingshots-bunjie-battle-monsters/)
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/2008/09/21/when-monsters-become-helpless-slingshots-bunjie-battle-monsters/

[Aaarg]

We sell those chickens at my store. I like to fling them across a few aisles when I know the risk of hitting a customer is low or non-existent.

[Dimnos]

Does it scream when you launch it? I had one that was a monkey who would let out a terrible scream when you launched him.

[Tadao]

Dude mock, I forgot about Slim Goodbody. WTF! I did not need to remember him!

[pac-man]

I liked that toy better when it didn't cost 5 dollars and was called a rubber band and could take out an eye.

[ZeldaQueen]

My brother had a slingshot monkey. It didn't scream when it was shot, broke after a short while, and was obtained by pestering all of our immediate family/neighbors to buy magazines for a school drive. Now it seems we were given the short end of the stick. >:

On the other hand though, the thing was cute as all heck.

[Vila]

Yeah RoG, I've seen those around but for some reason I find the chicken so much more lulz worthy than a flying Frankenstein.

Dimnos - If you pull them back far enough, they will cluck when you launch. If you don't pull back far enough they cluck when they land.

Zelda - *iconlove*

[Big McLargehuge]

The best toy ever is the Airzooka Megazooka.

http://www.netlinkenterprises.com/prodimages/2976.jpg

[pac-man]

http://xd0.xanga.com/4bad4a04d3c3693888889/z65520430.jpg

[Sam]

I thought they were Sock'Em Boppers. :(

Anyways those are fun when you are drunk.

[pac-man]

They're more fun than a pillow fight.

[Big McLargehuge]

Sock 'em Boppers are nonsense. They look like a blow up vagina and are nowhere near as good as those over sized boxing gloves.

[Durin]

http://www.lighterside.com/images/en_US/local/products/detail/p68673.jpg Its entirely possible that I have the unique pleasure of owning one of these.

[Mockery]

I have that yodeling pickle as well, and it rocks.

[Sacks]

The best toy ever is the Airzooka Megazooka.

http://www.netlinkenterprises.com/prodimages/2976.jpg

I remember when the regular ones came out. Does that one have a trigger release?

[Dimnos]

http://xd0.xanga.com/4bad4a04d3c3693888889/z65520430.jpg

These are the best for beating the crap out of your kid. You work out your frustration and they think your spending quality time together.

[pac-man]

I can see how that'd work, but I'll stick with the belt. I work out my frustration and the kid gets put in its place.

[Big McLargehuge]

I remember when the regular ones came out. Does that one have a trigger release?
yeah, and it's like twice as big. i have one of the old ones, so much fun.

[ZeldaQueen]

http://www.lighterside.com/images/en_US/local/products/detail/p68673.jpg Its entirely possible that I have the unique pleasure of owning one of these.
Such an item exists? O.O Awesome...

@Vila - Thanks! :)

[Gato]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/gatochick14/34WhyDoesGodNeedaMachineGun.jpg

[ZeldaQueen]

I once saw a Sigmund Freud action figure. My aunt wanted to get it for my mom, but decided not to test her sense of humor.

Wait a second, here it is:

http://www.caferace.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/freud.jpg

[pac-man]

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/files/2008/05/cardboardbox.jpg

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I liked that toy better when it didn't cost 5 dollars and was called a rubber band and could take out an eye.
I've got that nostalgic feeling, guys.

[Gato]

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/files/2008/05/cardboardbox.jpg

You win.

[ZeldaQueen]

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/files/2008/05/cardboardbox.jpg
I dunno, to me those binder clips would always have a special place in my heart. Ah, the hours I'd waste in class, pretending that they were magical bird-people in the land of Hyrule:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:jLHkZHi5AOARjM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Three_binder_clips.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Three_binder_clips.jpg&imgrefurl=http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Three_binder_clips.jpg&usg=__PPHlsHa3y4lOZWoaH54eivnZ59E=&h=926&w=1500&sz=802&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=jLHkZHi5AOARjM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbinder%2Bclips%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)

[pac-man]

http://www.thingamababy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/08/box1.jpg

Enjoy your fort made of binder clips, asshole. :rolleyes

[ZeldaQueen]

Hey, I played with the cardboard box also. But binder clips could be snuck into school more easily, you have to admit! >:

[pac-man]

I'm not going to school anymore; I'm staying in my cardboard box fort.

[Gato]

Box forts are the best kind. Cushin forts, toy forts, and furniture with blankets draped over them forts just can't compare.

[ZeldaQueen]

I used my box for time travel, like in Calvin and Hobbes. Good times.