holy crap i still have a username on here

[wreckreation]

didja hear they made a tv show out of my stupid high school "handle"? how pathetic. :(

[executioneer]

did you hear they banned jixby ;_;

[wreckreation]

haha why? charity?

[executioneer]

because he didnt do the secret santa pictures on tiem and it was dr. boogies present so they were all "OMG HES A STAFF MEMBER *ZERO TOLERANCE BAN GO NOW*"

[wreckreation]

Birthdays and zero tolerance are both time honoured american traditions.

[executioneer]

zero tolerance birthdays sounds like a good crime-related chuck e cheese competitor restaurant

[executioneer]

also yeah when i saw that commercial i was all "omg wreck is gonna be so mad @ this"

[Zomboid]

Fuck, some chuck e cheese would be so great right now.

[executioneer]

yeah three slices of ham and pineapple then some star wars arcade ;_;

[wreckreation]

I don't know about where you live, but my chuck e cheese actually serves beer! No joke, i went to an awesome birthday party there like 2 years ago. I got kinda drunk and a girl bit candy off of a candy necklace i was wearing and we made out in the tube maze. :(
It was what I'd wanted all throughout adolescence. :(

[mburbank]

Wreck, to have you back here, and then talk about making out in a tube maze... It's like some kind of dream come true.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't know about where you live, but my chuck e cheese actually serves beer! No joke, i went to an awesome birthday party there like 2 years ago. I got kinda drunk and a girl bit candy off of a candy necklace i was wearing and we made out in the tube maze. :(
It was what I'd wanted all throughout adolescence. :(


I lost a bet when I found out they serve beer there.

We were going to Lasertag and my friend was like "Do they serve beer there at Laser Tron?"

I was like "No! That's like if they served beer at Chuck E Cheese."

I am now $10 poorer. :(

[Mockery]

Nice to see you on here again Wreck. Your hypnotic avatar was always one of the nicest ones to stare at :O

[Angryhydralisk]

didja hear they made a tv show out of my stupid high school "handle"? how pathetic. :(

It has a chick getting bit in the face by an alligator.