Rom Hack Reviews: Abnormal Family - Butt Babies And Tranny Tramps

[MockBot]

Automatically generated comment thread for Rom Hack Reviews: Abnormal Family - Butt Babies And Tranny Tramps (http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/abnormal-family/default.php).

[Godzilla]

That is truly bizarre.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How dare they!

[Angryhydralisk]

Jesus H. Christ on a kaiser bun.

[Pentegarn]

Once again you've turned a game that would mortify me had I simply played it into a review that was hilarious. While I will never play these games I will always enjoy your reviews of them. Thank you for putting yourself through the emotional and (in this case) physical pain to make an article that is full of laughs.

[Output]

This is SICK....I love it!

[Julio]

I can't believe how atrocities like this one can be made by a guy who obviosuly has a lot of time to spare. What leaves me without words is how the story of hacked games almost always revolves around mutant genitals and breast enhanced she-demons.

[greenimp]

just who exactly is jomb? and will his final installment tie all these hacks togeather to make a coherant story? will the Mysterious OATS Mascot be behind it all? tune in next sunday to find out...

[Dungeonbrownies]

these are so horribly disgusting, but theyre so thorough I cant quite tell whether or not its parody or parody of a parody or just horrible people who love themselves some genital based games.

[Beardy Goodness]

Well "jomb" sure is someone who knows how to spend large amounts of wasted time. How special.

[Jaimas]

Random Query:
Boogie, if I send you an actually quality ROM hack (I.E. My FF1 Hack), will you review it?

Thanks in advance.

[Nick]

Oh god, it's back.

[darkvare]

does the queen has an a-hole in her mouth?

[executioneer]

Random Query:
Boogie, if I send you an actually quality ROM hack (I.E. My FF1 Hack), will you review it?

Thanks in advance.

i think this question's been asked before, and i think the answer was "nope, bad hacks only" :/

[wastedsage]

Battletoads & Double Dragon was already kinda a horrible game.

You can't blame the guy for spicing things up a bit

[Jaimas]

i think this question's been asked before, and i think the answer was "nope, bad hacks only" :/

Fair enough. I'll have to hunt down some r8 shit then.

Also, Executioneer, your avatar is fruiting awesome. I dig it.

[executioneer]

starcon2 foreva <3

[DarkfireTaimatsu]

Every time I think the bar on good taste has been lowered enough, another rom hack comes out. .-.

Also, is it just me, or is "butt babies", like, the worst-sounding phrase ever heard?

[Jomb]

Just to clarify a few things that were not very apparent. Syphilis Sally is actually a character taken from one of my earlier more obscure hacks. Her projectile is infected menstrual blood. In the Night Voyeur stage of Little Remo, Remo is actually dreaming that he is the Night Voyeur. The hairy orange puddle with the Sex Goddess was intended to be a vagina sliding across the floor that pops open and the Sex Goddess slides up out of.

[Graystreet]

Well, those are some pretty terrifying clarifications.

[Earthbound_X]

Wow.....that was freakin weird.

These hack reviews are still my favorite things on this site.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

So Jomb, is this your grand finale or is there some other hilariously perverted ROM-hack in the works to top even this one?

[Jomb]

I'm going to top this one with yet another first i have in the works right now. As far as ROM-hacking goes, it's one of my hobbies and i'll keep at it when i have free time and feel inspired. Whether or not it tops this one is in the eye of the beholder. There are still alot of characters that have stories which need told.

[Jaimas]

My god, he exists.

I thought Jomb was just a rumor - a myth, a story told to scare children with tales of ROM hacks of such utter depravity as to boggle the mind. To think that he actually is out there....

God, that's frightening as hell.

[Kamrom]

I dunno, these always seemed to perfect to be real. I have my doubts about the authenticity, and could easily see I-Mockery people making them. In any case, pretty silly.

[k0k0]

I can vouch for Jomb being Jomb. Of course you'll probably think that I am him creating another account, but I am another rom hacker who knows Jomb from another forum and that was indeed him. He's a super terrific guy.

[Mockery]

k0k0, I know you're another rom hacker and we received your submission not too long ago. We're definitely going to be reviewing it in the future. I'm not gonna say what it is here or anything more about it because I don't want to spoil the surprise for people, but thanks for sending it in. Looks like Jomb and the other crazy hackers out there really inspired you.

[pac-man]

Judging by his avatar, I'm sure it's going to be.... interesting.

[Tadao]

koko nuts!

[k0k0]

k0k0, I know you're another rom hacker and we received your submission not too long ago. We're definitely going to be reviewing it in the future. I'm not gonna say what it is here or anything more about it because I don't want to spoil the surprise for people, but thanks for sending it in. Looks like Jomb and the other crazy hackers out there really inspired you.


Ohhh...I'm excited. I have sent about 4 in so even I don't know! And yeah, Jomb is defenitely an inspiration. If one day I could be considered little Jomb or maybe Jomb's wang, it'd be an honor.

[Jaimas]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=11136&dateline=1236645199

Oh, scrod. I know those testicles.

Mario 2 hack off the port bow, captain. Shields up, weapons online.

[k0k0]

You actually never know. Mario 2 (jew fighter) was my first real bad hack. And I have 4 other ones, so you just never know.

[Mockery]

And on that note, we now return you to the topic at hand... a classy rom hack known as "Abnormal Family: Butt Babies & Tranny Tramps."

[pac-man]

LMAO @ "Don't forget to wipe your ass, folks!"

I don't think Tommy Toilet is really a bad guy so much as he's mixed up with a shitty crowd.

[k0k0]

Tommy Toilet is pure evil. I mean, he eats poopies. If I ate poopies, something would be wrong with me. If anyone has a sad tale to tell, it's Cockulese. He was raised by the wrong side of the family. A troubled youth taken to evil because he had no choice and a cock for a face. If things turned out differently, you could be playing as him fighting butt babies. I'll wait a moment for that to stop blowing your mind.

[Jomb]

Koko, you crazy perverted monkey. I already have a wang.

Tommy Toilet is a character created by my all-time favorite underground cartoonist R. Crumb (so are the snoids for that matter). I put him in my hack as an homage to a great artist. So yea, Tommy basically got mixed up with the wrong crowd.
Here is Crumb's Tommy: http://www.deniskitchen.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=SP_Tommy

Funny Koko should mention Cockules as a youth, because i have a backstory for him in which he was childhood friends with Jooz. At one time i considered hacking tiny toons or something like that and putting in baby Cockules and baby Jooz.

[PolarisSLBM]

The phrase from the manual 'Be sure to stop playing Sega Genesis once in awhile to at least attempt to get laid.' made me genuinely laugh.

[Jaimas]

I mean this hack has the dubious distinction of being the first to cause me actual, physical pain.

Second, Boogie. I thought that Mario 2 hack with the flashing, epilepsy-inducing backgrounds was the first.

[Mockery]

Jaimas, you must be referring to Disco Mario (http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/discomario/). That wasn't Boogie who reviewed that rom hack, it was Fat Satan. He, Boogie and myself have all reviewed hacks over time... and I'm sure there are future ones in store for us that will cause even more pain.

[homie D clown]

this game is just plain hilarious....nasty but none the less funny

[Count Mek]

Man I must have just not come here for over a year and a half or something, no idea why not D:
Anyway, I think Jomb is actaully kinda cool (ish) at least he can spell for the most part and his ROMS all seems to just be a sick joke (I hope)

[Gosamaru]

Man Jomb out did himself this time. Only Jomb would waste himself on a game like this. God bless his perverted little heart. I wonder what Jomb's next creation will be like. Disturbing as hell man.

[Wahovipab]

I actually played this on my real Sega Genesis :3