I need help guyz.

[Fathom Zero]

Can someone find me a bikini top with panda(s) or dinosaur(s) on it to the tune of 34DDD? A complete set would be nice, too, the bottoms being medium.

THIS IS OF THE GREATEST IMPORTANCE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.4swimwear.com/sppa2.html

[Fathom Zero]

omg yeah. But I dunno those sizes. Would that be good enough?

[Fathom Zero]

I was thinking this might be nice, too: http://www.stylehive.com/bookmark/UrbanOutfitterscom--Insight-Panda-Bum-Bikini-308795

Though, perhaps a bit expensive for a girl I'm not in a terribly serious relationship with.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Those are nice, kinda expensive though. Especially if it's not too serious. You could always give them to her and say "I don't care if you wear it as long as I can watch when you take it off."

....jk though, is her birthday coming up by chance?

[Fathom Zero]

November 5th. How do you classify "up"?

[Tadao]

Panda butts drive me nuts.

[Fathom Zero]

That deserves to be on the card.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

November 5th. How do you classify "up"?


So birthday is out the door then. Aprils fools day is coming up, that way if she doesn't like it you can return it and say it was a gag.

[Fathom Zero]

Oh, I'm not worried about whether or not she likes it; I know she'll love it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Well then, go for it. Don't tell her how expensive it is. Just say it's the thought that counts.

[kahljorn]

34 Triple D?

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah. Is that unusual?

[Tadao]

I'm guessing she's not asian.

[kahljorn]

do you see a lot of girls walking around with 34 triple ds?

cause if you do i wanna know where you live so i can start spreading my progeny there.

[Fathom Zero]

She's Indian. And no, I don't, actually. Weird. I guess that makes me a lucky devil, then.

[Big McLargehuge]

If yer into fat squishy tits.

[Fathom Zero]

I respect your opinion, especially due to the fact that they're not fat and squishy. To a point.

She's great.

Edit: This kind of Indian. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cpJ5MmebKQ&feature=related)

[Tadao]

I've never had the chance to romance an Indian woman. Hopefully she's not 100 percent American and retains some of India's culture.

[Big McLargehuge]

I never said that fat squishy tits were bad. My last girl was a 34 DD so those were sum fat tittes. Like ray said "Fat titties...[are] like the truffles of the lady-body community."

[Fathom Zero]

I've never had the chance to romance an Indian woman. Hopefully she's not 100 percent American and retains some of India's culture.

She do, believe me. Mostly culinary-wise. Big curry fan. So do I.

[Sam]

GO DAWSON GO

[kahljorn]

i would slap her tits around all day ON GENERAL PRINCIPLE

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.killerdana.com/killerdana/product.asp?dept_id=12007&pf_id=10118705&ad_id=Froogle&key_id=10118705&dl_id=94

The other one was sold out forever. :(

But this one ain't!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Damn, girls are expensive. At least if you get her that you can both enjoy it.

[Fathom Zero]

I spend money on friends all the time, I enjoy it. Money's not an issue, unless she drives me to spend out of my means. Then I know what she wants.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Let me know how it goes. Summer is still a ways away.

[kahljorn]

what size bikini top would someone with 34 ddd's wear anyway? id imagine theyd have to get custom ones or at least try them on first ;\

ps somebody buy me a bikini >:

[Dixie]

what size bikini top would someone with 34 ddd's wear anyway? id imagine theyd have to get custom ones or at least try them on first ;\

ps somebody buy me a bikini >:
Actually, I alter alot of my own clothes.
Bikinis really depend on the style, as to how they'll fit. But it's good to start with a large or extra large and cut out the excess strap.

[kahljorn]

what size are your boobins?

i have such a common boob size that its easy to find stuff...

[Dixie]

hahah I'm 34DDD, but i'm the other kind of indian

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

lol, any kind with 34DDD is good times.

[kahljorn]

fbljae

[kahljorn]

can i knock your boobs around?

all in good sport i promise you :posh

[Fathom Zero]

DDD/E are about the same, no?

[Tadao]

I don't think so. Good thing Cig had big titties, we can ask her. BTW let's see what this girl looks like ;)

[Fathom Zero]

I think E is just a bit bigger.

[Tadao]

I think it has every thing to do with the way it fits though.

[Fathom Zero]

While shopping on several websites, I noticed they grouped DDD/E together. That's all.

And grrrrrrrrrrrrrr http://www.figleaves.com/us/product.asp?product_id=PM-1600&mci=&size=&colour=&image=r633671-p637125-front

I like leopard because I like tacky things and there's nothing more tacky than leopard. She does, too. >:)

[Tadao]

Hmm Triple D and E just may be the exact same thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassiere_measurements

[Babs]

Yup, just as I expected, they are the perfect size.

[Dixie]

I don't think I've ever tried the E size before.
DDD is easier to find pretty bras for than E.

And no knocking my boobs around, other people do that enough.
And FZ, I don't think your girl needs the extra padding that comes in the leopard print one hahaha.

[Tadao]

I thing she needs the extra pounding that comes in the leopard print.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't think I've ever tried the E size before.
DDD is easier to find pretty bras for than E.
Try it and find out. It'll be like a sexy science experiment.

And no knocking my boobs around, other people do that enough.
And FZ, I don't think your girl needs the extra padding that comes in the leopard print one hahaha.
She said she'd dig padding. I'm not going to argue at all.

[kahljorn]

if i cant knock them around can i just rub my ass and tits and cock all over them instead?

its a suitable replacement

[Dixie]

You'd have to get in line, Kahl. I have requests that precede yours.

FZ, next time I go bra shopping (which will be very soon) I'll see if it works.
Things like E and F are normally found in specialty stores.
For a good DDD bra that doesn't look like something grandma would wear, costs around $40-$60.
Tits are expesnive.

[kahljorn]

fuck lines. I'm not interested in LINES I'm interested in SPUR OF THE MOMENT FUCKING AROUND.

you robot

[Dixie]

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Jetsons-tv-04.jpghttp://media.photobucket.com/image/sexbot/mwbworld/Misc/maid.jpg

[kahljorn]

YOU HEARTLESS WOMAN OF STEEL

YOU HAVE NO PASSION

[Dixie]

Hahah
Passion is special and I'm very stingy with it.
I am, however, probably a robot.

[kahljorn]

NOW YOURE TRYING TO TURN THE WHOLE ROBOT THING AROUND ON ME

I can understand passion being special, but I don't want your love and snuggles. JUST YOUR INTENSE UNCONTROLABLE DESIRE OF MY BOOTY

[Sam]

I AM INTO SPUR OF THE MOMENT ROBOT FUCKING

[kahljorn]

That shit's dangerous man robots have to plan that shit out and calculate it precisely or they might explode you're into some kinky sex ill tell you that much

I bet all the robot bitches go for your gonatical matrix

[Dixie]

Wait, aren't you married?

My passion is saved for special things and special people, all of which are involved with HEAVY METAL (ok so like 2 aren't).

[Sam]

MY GONADICAL MATRIX :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

Shows what you know about robots you're not a robot at all you're like a furry but with robots

[Sam]

ROBOT BITCHES WANT THEIR BACKS MASSAGED

[executioneer]

THEY MAY NOT BE REAL BUT THEY TITS IS LARGE

[Sam]

:D

[kahljorn]

ill message some backs with my gonatical transmitter.

and yea im married but we still sometimes slap other girls titties around

[Fathom Zero]

That's the best kind of marriage. Anyway, I'm eager to hear the findings of your research, C.i.G.

[kahljorn]

yea, i recommend it to anybody frightened by the prospects of marriage.

[Kitsa]

The bad thing when you have ginormous breastseses is finding a garment that's not lined with razor wire. Kudos to her if she'll trust a bikini to hold them. I wouldn't.

And if you've found a hot desi girl who isn't high-maintenance, I doff my cap to you, sir. That's accomplishment indeed.

[Fathom Zero]

She does her own thing and I can only hope to keep up. I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Fathom Zero]

Good work, ladies and gentlemen. Mission Accomplished!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did she get the kowala bear bikini?

[Fathom Zero]

Naw, the animal print one. Although, she'd still enjoy the Panda-On-The-Ass one.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Always next year.....or christmas in july.

[Big McLargehuge]

Christ wasn't born in july you dumb fucking nitwit. :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Fuck you you fat bellied cunt. :lol

[Tadao]

He wasn't born in Winter either.