ShamWOW guy roughs up a hooker?!?

[Kitsa]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html?link=eaf

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

lol, I read about that. I wonder how the shammy is on cortisan blood.

[Jeanette X]

Shamwow guy is 44?

[Kitsa]

looks a hell of a lot different in the mugshot, doesn't he?

[McClain]

My coworkers and I were laughing at this earlier today. Totally awesome! I want to know what inspired her to bite his tongue and not let go.

Looks like now he'll be calling it the "Thhaammmwow".

[Kitsa]

The thing I didn't understand was, I thought hookers didn't kiss on the mouth.

[Colonel Flagg]

"The Super Shammy(tm) soaks up everything!"

Makes you wonder what fluids he tried it out on.

[MarioRPG]

Looks like she was saying sham ow. :rolleyes

[McClain]

Maybe that's why she bit his tongue? 'Cause he wanted to kiss and she was all like, "If you put that tongue near my mouth I'm gonna' bite it off."

[Kitsa]

There's probably way more to this than we'll ever know.

Also, this would have been way funnier if it was Billy Mays.

"BILLY MAYS HERE TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS!"

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Ya, because violence against women is just so hilarious.

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/03/the-shamwow-guy-beat-up-a-hooker/sham-ow2/

[MarioRPG]

Well, now I feel bad.
Sort of.
I mean, that's one of the dangers of the profession.
TV marketing that is.

[Kitsa]

Of course violence against women isn't hilarious. The situation is absurd, is what it is.

[Dimnos]

"BILLY MAYS HERE TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS!"
:lol:lol

[Tadao]

Hookers are not women.

[Dr. Boogie]

They had Billie Mays on the radio a couple days ago, and he got into this rant about he hated Vince and the crap he sells.To think if he had waited a week, he could've added this to his rant, too.

[Tadao]

What the hell does Billie sound like when he's mad? :eek

[Dr. Boogie]

Flat and boring. He did his oxyclean pitch in his normal voice, and then in his Billie Mays voice, to show why he's always energetic and shouting.

[Tadao]

Hahaha he has no choice but to shout? I feel sorry for him now. To be told so sound better when I want to punch you in the face.

[Babs]

What the hell is wrong with beating up a hooker? I mean if you're into that kind of thing....

[Angryhydralisk]

I love the pic where she looks like she's posing with those swollen lips and shiners. This just gets more and more hilarious. Domestic abuse is bad but you can make exceptions for everything.

[The Leader]

Ya, because violence against women is just so hilarious.

Well I thought it was funny. >:

[Kitsa]

And let's not forget who (allegedly) drew first blood.

[Chojin]

I don't see how it's any less hilarious than violence against men.

[executioneer]

violence is always hilarious when it's not happening to you

[McClain]

I don't see how it's any less hilarious than violence against men.

Being sexist is still okay when it suits the needs of women.

[kahljorn]

NO SHIT THOSE STUPID PUSSIES >:

[Sam]

SHAMWOW GUY IS THE VICTIM HERE. :tear

SOMEONE CALL THE LAW AND ORDER: SVU

[Tadao]

Dude payed her 1000 in 20s. Who's the real victim?

[Kitsa]

Didn't one of the stories say he paid her $1000, and $930 was found on her when she was booked? Or something like that.

What did she have time to spend $70 on between when he paid her and when they were arrested?:hypno

[Tadao]

Yeah, I was under the impression that the cops were there right away and she was still in the lobby when they showed up.

[kahljorn]

PIMPS ACT QUICK

SO DO DRUG DEALERS

[darkvare]

i'm sorry but i find violence in anyway funny soo...
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/sham-ow3.jpg
he punched her tit lol

[Kitsa]

That's quite an eye injury she has.

We'll never know exactly how it happened so I'm not going to go "OH POOR WOMAN" or "OH POOR SHAMWOW GUY". I wonder if she really did bite his tongue, and if so, why?

[Sicktodeathmx]

Wait... $930 in $20s?
Something isn't right...

[kahljorn]

dealers usually have change ;o

[Dimnos]

So I hear ole Billy Mays is getting his own TV show. I want to say its called Pitch Men or something like that. Its him and some other guy Im guessing sells shit on TV.

[darkvare]

billy mays looks like the sidekick tim allen had in tool time

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So I hear ole Billy Mays is getting his own TV show. I want to say its called Pitch Men or something like that. Its him and some other guy Im guessing sells shit on TV.


:lol My friend was telling me about this. I'm going to clear some room on my DVR for when this comes out. Comes out 4/15/09.

[ChrisLHanssen69]

Well the authorities are not going to charge either one of the. Thats screwed up.

[Chojin]

I know just what will soak those tears up.