ChrisLHanssen must go.

[Evil Robot]

I come here to find that this person has broken the NO1 rule of I-mockery which is SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE SCUM WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. Please either STFU, stop complaining, or die (please die within the next 15 minutes)

[Zomboid]

I don't get it! He just wants to know if he can post his nude ink pics. I say "go for it, buddy!"

C'mon, ChrisLHanssen. Post your nudie pics!

[Evil Robot]

Anyone who just barges in here, starts making new threads about themselves, tell people who have been here for years that they should use proper "netiqite" when posting or otherwise unduly demanding the respect of I-mockery elders should be banned without the possibility of an appeal. They should also be accused posting spam even if it is not true.

[Evil Robot]

oh yeah, hes also a fag.

[darkvare]

I don't get it! He just wants to know if he can post his nude ink pics. I say "go for it, buddy!"

C'mon, ChrisLHanssen. Post your nudie pics!
he already did

[Dixie]

You know, I love this side of you Robot.
:)

[Evil Robot]

I have been doing this for almost a decade and I am very good at it. After googleing his name I found that he sucks more than I could possibly imagine, in fact I found that a member of the 4chan community wrote

Chris Hanssen is a 38-year-old socially inept shut-in living on welfare who begs for free porn on the Internet

[Zomboid]

Check out the art forum, yaaaall.

[Evil Robot]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!! HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS A GOLD MINE OF LAME AND SUCKS!

[Evil Robot]

http://thumbs.roflposters.com/images/rofl/thumbs/1207407370603.jpg.thumb.jpg
There seem to be hundreds of pages on google about how much of a looser this guy is. I haven't found one good thing about him yet.

[Zomboid]

http://www.youtube.com/user/Hanssen69
http://www.filehive.com/files/0606/Hanssen-Katsucon-8.jpg

[darkvare]

after all this years i still don't see the appeal of star trek

[Evil Robot]

Hooooooooooly shit this guy CANNOT be a real person, Please tell me that this sort of thing does not actually exist in real life. What a waste of air, food, and real estate. I just watched about 20 seconds of a video where he complains to the mod of some gaming board about how he doesn't like their policies and should be changed to accomodate him.

[Tadao]

From youtube.

When it comes down to getting banned from forums. You broke the rules so many times that you got banned. I mean you can't request beastiality, passwords to pornographic pay sites, and other things like that. And you knew that. From what I've seen the vote for the staff on the site I go to was split. Oh and the delete button doesn't do that on a forum. You do know how to use a computer right?

[darkvare]

he keeps getting weirder and weirder

[Evil Robot]

Him and the furry Akktri should hook up and get themselves on the sex offender list.

[darkvare]

but it seems he likes bestiality so they should probably get a monkey or something

[Dixie]

Akkdoofus would wear a monkey suit i bet

[Evil Robot]

He could then unkowingly trade his homemade porn with a minor and then thier parents could find it and call the state police.

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2Dp0mS80Es&feature=channel_page


Was John McCain your speech tutor?

[darkvare]

Akkdoofus would wear a monkey suit i bet
wouldn't that be furry sex and not bestiality? even so it fits both of their "tastes"

[Dixie]

Guys, he's from MD.
He can't help it.
He just needs a well placed muzzle now and then.

[Evil Robot]

This is just, uhh sterotype of an over opinionated treky but this goes beyond that by a few miles. EVEN THE STAR TREK DORKS MAKE FUN OF HIM. I just, i don't know, this whole thing has left me speechless. Why would he assume he matters to anybody except himself?

Hes probably preparing a complaint for Rog right now.

[Dr. Boogie]

I had heard about this guy prior to him showing up here. He sounded like the Excalibur of internet tools.

Also, he's been banned for a month for posting his crappy naked drawings in the art forum.

[Evil Robot]

But is he is banned how will he make a video blog and show us the error of our ways?

[Dr. Boogie]

Maybe we'll be the subject of his next blog, assuming he doesn't get kicked off of Youtube:

"I just want to say... to the people... at I-Mockery.com... How dare you."

[Evil Robot]

And then he could hold up a picture he found and say "I have a wife, I don't have time to sit around and converse with you".

[Dixie]

Is his wife a blow up doll with a print-out of that Chobits girl face taped on?

[Evil Robot]

He held up a picture of her in one of his videos. Completely normal looking gal which leads me to belive they met in a Baptist church and the pastor told them if they get married it would cure thier homosexuality.

[Dr. Boogie]

I think his "marriage" is just his sequence of drawings of himself with Bloodrayne.

[Zomboid]

Maybe we'll be the subject of his next blog, assuming he doesn't get kicked off of Youtube:

"I just want to say... to the people... at I-Mockery.com... How dare you."
:lol

Also, I'm pretty happy that we were able to TWIST HIS ARM enough for him to post his "art."

[Evil Robot]

Can we unban him? To tell you the truth I was actually looking forward to having an internet-based debate with him. My point would be that he sucks and everybody who knows him also hates him and that he should kill himself.

[Tadao]

You made your bed now jack off in the bathroom.

[Evil Robot]

How bout I target you instead?

[Tadao]

:moon

[Dr. Boogie]

Can we unban him? To tell you the truth I was actually looking forward to having an internet-based debate with him. My point would be that he sucks and everybody who knows him also hates him and that he should kill himself.

I get the feeling that you would not be the first person to tell him that he should kill himself.

[Evil Robot]

Well with some persuasion I can be the last.

[Kitsa]

Dammit, I missed the pictures. I really wanted to see them.

[The Leader]

He has a deviantart. Have fun with that.

[Kitsa]

I don't see any rippedness or berets though :( Mainly I wanted to see inside his weird little head.

[The Leader]

No you don’t. I’m sure you think you do but that’s because you don’t know what it’s like. Everything is covered in mucous. Fat, greasy men in animal suits… They… Oh God…

[Colonel Flagg]

I don't see any rippedness or berets though :( Mainly I wanted to see inside his weird little head.

I agree with Kitsa. I want to be disgusted. :rock

[Chojin]

Boogie we cant ban every idiot that wanders in here or we'll have nothing to do. Come on, now.

[Chojin]

I vote we unban him and offer him a sincere apology.

[Dixie]

I think Boogie was making a pre-emptive strike.
We all knew he would have to go sooner or later.

[Chojin]

You have to milk the lolcow first, not just slaughter it outright.

[Kitsa]

and fatten it up.

[Zomboid]

I think that Chojin's got the right idea. In cases like this, it really is fun to keep the idiot around for a bit, get more than a few hours worth of comedy, and then just ban him when it gets tiresome. Juttin, ArrowX, Unclesham, that weird wolf furry loving guy, and whoever the fuck else all provided some laughs by putting their stupidity on display.

...and then they all got really annoying when they decided to try to turn it around and be FORUM VILLAINS.

[Evil Robot]

While were at it we can unban jixby too.

[Dr. Boogie]

I banned him for a month because he posted over a dozen bits of his own cartoon porno.

He can come back after that time, then you can all laugh at him for a few hours, then insist that he be banned longer. Everybody wins.

[Chojin]

Maybe we wanted horrible cartoon porno.

And at least he did it in Art Shit, I thought it was more or less ok there anyway.

[Sam]

Normally that is only considered offensive if it features Dilbert getting a BEEJAY.

[Kitsa]

The deviantart stuff was pretty tame.

[Dr. Boogie]

Maybe we wanted horrible cartoon porno.

And at least he did it in Art Shit, I thought it was more or less ok there anyway.

I wouldn't have cared that much about it being in that forum except that he didn't put a NSFW tab on it, and he put up thumbnails instead of just links.

And being insufferable didn't help his case, either.

[kahljorn]

Dr. Boogie just wants to ruin everyone's good time.

[captain516]

Because he deleted (subpar) porn, which you can get anywhere else? Trust him, he's a doctor.

[Evil Robot]

God dammit I want WAR.

[kahljorn]

Doctors of boogieing are not an authority on internet FUN through WARFARE.

or maybe they are. Regardless who the fuck are you and what does it matter what i can get elsewhere? I can't make fun of people to their internet FACES for their subpar porn elsewhere.

i say we declare war on this captainnumbers fellow >:

[Evil Robot]

I WANT WAR WITH ANOTHER BOARD

[Evil Robot]

STRIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Boogie]

Because he deleted (subpar) porn, which you can get anywhere else? Trust him, he's a doctor.

Hey, I just banned the guy. I left his crappy drawings for your consideration, but mew took them down at some point.