100 Unkind Nicknames I Would Have Made Up For Miley Cyrus Had She Attended My Grammar School

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[Doctor_Who]

I have no idea why you wrote this. I have even less idea why I'm laughing. :)

Milky Walrus is my favorite.

[hisholiness]

I would have gone with "Miley (Radiohead thinks you suck and they are right) Montana" Funny stuff, keep up the good work Mr. Burbank.

[Zounds]

Ahh Mr. Burbank, truer words never spoken. Though I think you may have been a bit too easy on her..

[Jaimas]

I chuckled at most of these.

Then I got to "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Walrus" and absolutely fell about.

[Angryhydralisk]

I can't stop laughing. Especially with the Beatles, Looney Tunes, and Dr. Quinn references. Great (And very short) article.

Strange, me and my friend were looking at those albums and I thought "Somebody has to have photoshopped this by now. By the way, here's some Foo Fighters. Now why the fuck are we shopping for music at a goddamned WAL-MART?" (Or "The White Trash Superstore" as I like to call it.)

[Julio]

Hah. Whack-a-Moley was hysterical along with the following two Mexican references.

[JJ the Jetplane]

Malachai Cybernaught, the Mechanical Walrus,and the Jonas Brothers were my favorites. Good Job as always, Max

[HeroliciousDeBlanc]

I am calling shenanigans on you, dear Mr. Burbank! Had Miley Cyrus attended your grammar school, I doubt you would have called her "Miley Magorium's Wonder Emporium" or the Jonas Brothers, because, as I have found out through my research at the Library of Congress, neither existed at the time you went to grammar school! OR high school for that matter!

Though on a serious note, my favorite is Cyrusno Debergerac.

[mburbank]

I assume the 'Shennanigans" is a south park reference, but I'll give HUGE trivia points to anyone who knows what the south park reference was referencing WITHOUT using internet research.

[Kitsunexus]

Miley Cyrus' book is called "Miles To Go". That's funny, because it's exactly the thought I have while running away from her shitty merchandise and embarrassingly bad music.

[CarpetGnome]

Milky Syphilis. My dad called her dad Billy Ray Syphilis and it just stuck in my family.

[Pentegarn]

I lost it when I saw Snidely Whiplash

[moejoe11]

The most insuling was the jonas brothers but I have to say my favorite was paul (not in the beatles just for her nickname) thanks for the read

[qovab]

She IS the walrus

[HowardC]

I feel for the poor girl actually. I mean if your dad was Billy Ray how well would you turn out? I mean both musically and personally you have the worst possible role model in both fronts.

[doopa]

oh my god, Max, you are such a riot

[doopa]

oh man started crying at Malachai Cybernaught, the Mechanical Walrus

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

I love you, Max. Can you adopt me?

[Godzilla]

Miley Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

Funny shit.

[homor]

"Miley Cyrus Vance"

I TOLD YOU I HAD ENOUGH OF THAT IN SCHOOL, TOMMY!

[HeroliciousDeBlanc]

Well, Max, now I'm damn curious as to its true origin.

[Mental Pooperscooper]

I assume the 'Shennanigans" is a south park reference, but I'll give HUGE trivia points to anyone who knows what the south park reference was referencing WITHOUT using internet research.
Would that be the episode where the boys wanted Terence and Phillip dolls, Cartman hit his head (or something) and thought he was a vietnamese prostitute so when they signed him up for the bull ride (or some such rodeo involved thing) he won, got $10,000, and the boys traded it all to the Carni for the Terence and Phillip dolls, which turned out to be junk, so they called Shennigans spawning this quote from Jimbo:
"Oh, I better go get my broom"
Wow, I feel kinda dirty for knowing that much about SouthPark...
...I'm gonna go cry now...

[Mental Pooperscooper]

Oh, and the boys got a pile of Terrence and Phillip dolls at the end

[Fathom Zero]

All I know is Super Troopers, so yeh.

[Tadao]

I believe tha Max means that South Park was referencing the Simpsons episode. There was a call of shenanigans and everyone got their broomsticks.


SIMPSONS DID IT!

http://myspace-792.vo.llnwd.net/00680/29/73/680653792_m.jpg

[mburbank]

Shenanigans was a board game from my childhood that simulated a carnival. If you suspected another player of cheating, you called "Shennanigans" on them.

[Tadao]

No fair, boardgames from you childhood are buried under sand waiting to be discovered.

[mburbank]

I know, right? Plus, it's highly obscure and I haven't had any luck verifying it on la Internets, but I KNOW we had it. I recall a spot where if you landed on it you had to shoot tiddly winks through a hole in a piece of cardboard, and I KNOW the name was Shennanigans. Also, I think (although this may be a false memory) there was a TV commercial for it.

[0dd1]

37.) Goo-goo-ka-choo (because Miley is the Walrus)

38.) Paul (because the Walrus was Paul)

XD I nearly died with those. I'm sure there are many people who would like to see her trapped in a glass onion.
So if Miley's the walrus, who are the eggmen?

[Tadao]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=DSb&ei=qe_5SZebGpa8swPL5_XjAQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=1&ct=result&cd=1&q=Shenanigans+board+game&spell=1


:rolleyes

[mburbank]

Thank you sir! Shows you how many years it's been since the last time I tried to find it.

[Joe Musashi]

Hahaha. "Malachai Cybernaught, the Mechanical Walrus". :lol

[Autrach Sejanoz]

"Hey, isn't your Dad that guy from 'Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman'?"

Between that, the Beatles references, and 'Dr. Quinn, Medicine Walrus', I damn near fell out of my chair laughing. It's been FAR too long since your last article, Max.

[Pretzel]

Most I chuckled at. "Medicine Walrus", well...I pride myself on keeping my composure, and I lost it. Totally lost it. Couldn't keep it from that point forward no matter the names. XD

[Colonel Flagg]

Wait a minute - you mean her dad WASN'T the guy on Dr. Quinn? I'VE BEEN LIED TO ALL THESE MANY YEARS DAMMIT!

Good Job, Max.

[nutriabat]

indeed, it seems that you have covered all the bases.

[Air Gordan]

Goo-Goo Ka-choo!!!

[BillyBear]

wow....must've taken forever

[Istoleyerkeys]

Don't forget "Whoratio