Dave's Emotions

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Automatically generated comment thread for Dave's Emotions (http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/daves-emotions.php).

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Funny, and depressing at the same time.

Wonderful as usual, Max.

[greenimp]

two burbanks in as many days? max, you'll spoil us!

[lumpisan]

i feel like i have become a better person by reading this

[Pentegarn]

This fills me with a desire to dig out my Led Zeppelin CD boxed set and listen to it again.

[Colonel Flagg]

Dude, you were so close. You had already tied in "Stairway to Heaven" - where was "Ina Gadda Da Vida"?

You had me at "Dog and Butterfly".

[Cheez]

I think I need some cereal now.

[Mental Pooperscooper]

only mild irritation over socks and mayonaise? Dave, You sir, are a more passive person than I.
...I'm hungry...

[Kat]

Did you know they stopped making Trix? Well, not really. There's still a cereal that is refered to by name as Trix, but it's not. They stopped making the fruit shapes, and now it's just a bowl of hardened multicolor fructose spheres. It's not Trix. Not anymore.

On a note vaguely involving the article, did you ever notice that most everything you write is the same?

And yet, so wonderfully different.

[homor]

that was amazing.

it is as if you gently rubbed a sensitive part of my soul, Mr.Burbank.

[El Sammo]

Colonel Flagg, "Ina Gadda Da Vida", more appropriately known as "In the Garden of Eden", was not Led Zeppelin. Or you're making an entirely different point. I stand by it. Who knows.
Method and Madness mixed with a dash of Max, the ingredients for the kind of funny that can almost make you feel ashamed of finding it funny. Like someone being ran over by the car they forgot to set the parking brake in. Or a dog that plays "chicken" with large trucks.

[BoMToons]

@ Kat,

True Trix never had fruit shapes. They added those in the 80s as a promotion. I'm glad to hear they're back to normal.

[BoMToons]

@ El Sammo, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida was by Iron Butterfly, and it was not ever known as "In the Garden of Eden" unless you count the Simpsons' parody of it as fact.

[Kat]

Ah. See, I would not have known that having been born more than ten years later.

I should do my research next time.

Shame on me.

[GreenPeaness]

I just don't get Max Burbank. Though, I do find his odor agreeable.

[Colonel Flagg]

@El Sammo - your second statement was correct.

@BoMToons - I can never get the hyphens right.

[Danny 4 Eyes]

Brilliantly surreal as usual Senor Burbank.

[Istoleyerkeys]

I have always found fruity pebbles irritating...like a skin rash that no cream currently available can affect in any way.