PDA

View Full Version : I WAS DRUNK


MattJack
Jun 14th, 2009, 04:36 PM
I got really drunk last night and brought a girl home that I shouldn't have brought home. Awkward, awkward morning.

I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

MattJack
Jun 14th, 2009, 04:37 PM
YOUVE DONE IT TOO

RITE?

RITE?

;_;

Tadao
Jun 14th, 2009, 04:37 PM
Hahaha you did your buddies girl didn't you. It's for his own good.

Pub Lover
Jun 14th, 2009, 04:38 PM
I have not. :smug

RaNkeri
Jun 14th, 2009, 04:38 PM
Guys, he doesn't want to talk about it >:

Tadao
Jun 14th, 2009, 04:41 PM
I've put my dick in places it should not be put. I was always drunk, but I can't blame it on the booze.

MattJack
Jun 14th, 2009, 04:42 PM
OK IM WILLING TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW THAT ENOUGH TIME HAS PASSED AND IM COMFORTABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT

No I didn't bring a buddy's girl home. I just had a severe case of beer goggles. Oakley Beer Goggles if you will ;_;

MattJack
Jun 14th, 2009, 04:42 PM
I CANT RLY BLAME IT ON THE BOOZE EITHER

;_;

Tadao
Jun 14th, 2009, 04:47 PM
She knows where you live. :(

Pub Lover
Jun 14th, 2009, 04:47 PM
Ugly people need loving too. :tear

Tadao
Jun 14th, 2009, 04:55 PM
Nothing left to do but make a habit out of it.

bigtimecow
Jun 14th, 2009, 08:37 PM
WAIT WHY SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE BROUGHT HER HOME DUDE COME ON WHY

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 14th, 2009, 11:23 PM
STORY OF MY LIFE. AFTER 11 DRINKS ALL THE UGLY PEOPLE LEAVE THE ROOM.....THEN I PUT MY DICK IN THEM.

MattJack
Jun 15th, 2009, 12:18 AM
I hear ya. I don't think it's that ugly people leave the room, but rather I just stop giving a fu*k ;_;

IS THIS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MAN?

Sam
Jun 15th, 2009, 12:41 AM
IF YOU DIDN'T TELL HER TO MAKE YOU BREAKFAST IT DOESN'T COUNT

MetalMilitia
Jun 15th, 2009, 06:33 AM
Could be worse, she could've been a she-male or he-man.

Dimnos
Jun 15th, 2009, 10:04 AM
Quit being a pussy and tell her it was your twin. :rolleyes

FLUFFY
Jun 16th, 2009, 07:50 PM
Could be worse, she could've been a she-male or he-man.


http://darkentriesdjd.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/he-man.jpg

kahljorn
Jun 16th, 2009, 10:25 PM
hey dude, just think of it this way, at the time she looked good enough to plug. It's almost like time travel. You bone an 18 year old who's good looking, travel back to your own time, and she's but fugly candide style.

You're not responsible at all. The world conspired against you, that's all.

MattJack
Jun 17th, 2009, 03:55 AM
hey dude, just think of it this way, at the time she looked good enough to plug. It's almost like time travel. You bone an 18 year old who's good looking, travel back to your own time, and she's but fugly candide style.

You're not responsible at all. The world conspired against you, that's all.

why can't you be my therapist?

kahljorn
Jun 17th, 2009, 08:54 PM
I CAN :O :O :O

executioneer
Jun 17th, 2009, 09:01 PM
be the rapist, BE IT

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:17 AM
ANALyst theRAPIST