My neighbors

[kahljorn]

Hey guys so in my past life experiences I always had this one situation happen to a friend or patron stereotypically and now I'm experiencing it!

My neighbor keeps stealing my parking space! She just parks there like its hers. WHAT DO I DO IM TOO AFRAID TO TELL HER NOT TO PARK THERE. Plus if I told her she'd be all, "You can't own space! So how can you own a parking space?"
I don't know what to say to that logic.

Somebody please help and/or act suitably outraged about my predicament.

[MattJack]

Are you assigned that parking space through your apt complex? Assuming you are in an apt.

If so then just knock on her door and politely say, "Hey I noticed you've been parking on what I think is my assigned parking space. Maybe I'm mistaken, but I just wanted to clear up any confusion."

Throw in some smiles, a wink, compliment her outfit, and hell, maybe even a little grab ass. Women <3 that shi*.

Problem solved.

If you don't have an assigned parking space then join a gang and use force/intimidation.

[Dr. Boogie]

Problem solved.

Seconded.