I am now OFFICIALLY the world's biggest dork. [Archive]

Skulhedface

Jun 27th, 2009, 02:12 AM

Because only I do shit like this:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=9442623&albumID=286396&imageID=64838095

Tadao

Jun 27th, 2009, 02:27 AM

Your dog has a sexy butt. ;)

I've seen some pretty nerdy tats. That is a nerdy one for sure.

Hangie

Jun 27th, 2009, 08:57 AM

Hey atleast you didn't get a tatoo of a fursona, or your WoW character or something. And also you didn't have mario in full detail naked.

I've seen worse, so be proud of your tatoo.

Tadao

Jun 27th, 2009, 12:46 PM

There is a difference between a dork and a fag hangie.

executioneer

Jun 27th, 2009, 02:04 PM

also please never say "fursona" again

Zomboid

Jun 27th, 2009, 04:49 PM

There are a lot nerdier tattoos than that.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 27th, 2009, 06:00 PM

There's some guy with a megaman tattoo done in totem pole fashion.

Fathom Zero

Jun 27th, 2009, 10:59 PM

You could have a Halo tat. :x

lumpisan

Jun 27th, 2009, 11:10 PM

mate i beat you i have a flaming d20 tattoo on my shoulder

executioneer

Jun 28th, 2009, 01:06 AM

i beat all of you because i don't have tattoos cause tattoos are for cool people and i don't want to sully my nerd cred by doing something a cool person might do

Esuohlim

Jun 28th, 2009, 01:12 AM

The world's biggest dork would be too much of a wuss to actually get his much-desired Mario tattoo

Kitsa

Jun 28th, 2009, 09:42 AM

My mom has a diagram of an atom on her back.

Hangie

Jun 28th, 2009, 10:26 AM

What kind of atom?

Kitsa

Jun 28th, 2009, 11:29 AM

Just your generic atomic diagram, no huge detail, girlied up a bit with a purple nucleus and baby-blue electrons.

The Leader

Jun 28th, 2009, 04:57 PM

Yeah, but what kind of atom? Like, a hydrogen atom or oxygen?

Fathom Zero

Jun 28th, 2009, 05:09 PM

Momium

Esuohlim

Jun 28th, 2009, 09:26 PM

I would have gotten BORON :hat

Kitsa

Jun 29th, 2009, 06:32 AM

Unsure.

executioneer

Jun 29th, 2009, 09:29 AM

it's prob. an atom of handwavium

Dimnos

Jun 29th, 2009, 09:54 AM

You didnt get this one...
http://www.craphound.com/images/leavelucktoheaven.jpg

Or this one...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fa-NqGm0-Lk/RoC3g4uDKyI/AAAAAAAABmc/47P1fNscivc/s400/nerd_tattoo15.jpg

Or, thank god, this one...
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-09/star-trek-tattoo.jpg

MarioRPG

Jun 29th, 2009, 05:35 PM

That Star Trek one is pretty damn terrible.

Tadao

Jun 29th, 2009, 05:44 PM

This is my favorite star wars one.

NSFW NSFW NSFW

http://www.theforceintheflesh.com/topten/02garryleia.jpg

Dimnos

Jun 29th, 2009, 05:45 PM

This is my favorite star wars one.

NSFW NSFW NSFW

http://www.theforceintheflesh.com/topten/02garryleia.jpg

:lol Thats killer.

ZeldaQueen

Jun 29th, 2009, 10:03 PM

Technically the world's biggest dork belongs to the whale species.

executioneer

Jun 29th, 2009, 11:09 PM

*sad trumpet noise*

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 30th, 2009, 01:53 AM

This is my favorite star wars one.

NSFW NSFW NSFW

http://www.theforceintheflesh.com/topten/02garryleia.jpg

Wow. I need to get a new tattoo soon. Maybe it will be a pic of that man crying when he's 50.

Skulhedface

Jul 1st, 2009, 02:23 AM

Well, I think I still get upper levels...I got the old school 8 bit :)

at any rate, the tattoo guy who did it said it was by far probably the coolest one he's ever done since most of the other stuff is either insufferable endless tramp stamps, generic wicked metalhead guy tattoos, and other shit like that, and he said it'd be even cooler if I ended up making it a 'bracelet' with other NES characters going all the way around my wrist.

At which point I said that might be taking it a little TOO far.

Tadao

Jul 1st, 2009, 02:30 AM

That was your wrist? :x

Fathom Zero

Jul 1st, 2009, 03:26 AM

I can see his tendon.

Wiffle Bat

Jul 5th, 2009, 08:49 PM

thats pretty cool, hooray 8 bit ^^

ChrisGlass

Jul 5th, 2009, 11:13 PM

He's looking the wrong way.

BillyBear

Jul 6th, 2009, 11:43 PM

um...okay...but i'm sure you're not...from some people I know

ChrisGlass

Jul 7th, 2009, 12:22 AM

um...okay...but i'm sure you're not...from some people I know
:rolleyes I hope you didn't think I was serious.

executioneer

Jul 7th, 2009, 03:11 AM

unfortunately, i'm pretty sure he did

BillyBear

Jul 7th, 2009, 03:49 AM

:rolleyes I hope you didn't think I was serious.
i'm a fucking idiot...do you know me? i'm a jackass

Dimnos

Jul 7th, 2009, 01:50 PM

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/07/bacon%20tat.jpg

ChrisGlass

Jul 7th, 2009, 02:15 PM

That's awesome.

I keep thinking that the "OMG BACON!" joke will wear out one day, but it hasn't yet. (Although Bacon + Chocolate is gross no matter how much I want it to taste good)

Colonel Flagg

Jul 7th, 2009, 02:23 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69701132&highlight=turducken

Tadao

Jul 7th, 2009, 02:23 PM

I'm sure with the right chocolate it would be good.

ChrisGlass

Jul 7th, 2009, 05:21 PM

I'm sure with the right chocolate it would be good.
It was little chopped up pieces of bacon inside a cold brownie.
So maybe it deserves another shot.

Tadao

Jul 7th, 2009, 05:24 PM

I wouldn't try to counter bacon saltiness with chocolate sweetness. I would choose an unsweetened chocolate that would bring out the bacon goodness.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM bacon