Things to do while drunk

[lumpisan]

I believe this could be a good refernce of shit to while drunk other than posting on these forums. So i ask of you all what is some good stuff to do while drunk other than pass out or vomitor drink more? And yes i am drunk now

[Geggy]

i find that driving a car is the most fun thing to do when youre drunk

[lumpisan]

i find that driving a car is the most fun thing to do when youre drunk
indeed it can be quiet entertaining good sir

[Big McLargehuge]

Whenever iget get drunk i like to make important financial decisions!

[lumpisan]

Whenever iget get drunk i like to make important financial decisions!
SO i should most definitly fill out that financial aid paperwork i just got today then?

[Sam]

GET A TATTOO OF SHIPWRECK

[lumpisan]

well thats a gimme wven when im sober i am planning that what with the failing at the navy and all

[Sam]

WELL YOU CAN GO BACK TO THE NAVY AND SAY "HOW CAN YOU KICK ME OUT WHEN I HAVE A TATTOO OF SHIPWRECK?"

[lumpisan]

Holy shiot thats some good logic right there...and to think i was gonna get a deadpool tatoo...

[lumpisan]

i.ma pass out now im dizzy nighty night

[Sam]

DON'T FORGET TO GET A PARROT TOO

[Fathom Zero]

I got sloshed and played with fireworks. Blew up a bucket of water, got my feet wet, took the bucket remains inside, and then puked in the bucket that I forgot had holes in the bottom.

[Wiffle Bat]

hang out at the walmart parking lot ^^

[Esuohlim]

Call up your old girlfriends!

Or boyfriends, who am I to judge?

[Tadao]

Sleep on your back

[Dimnos]

Na. If your drunk you have to sleep hunched over the toilet.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Buy a trombone.

[stevetothepast]

call your work and tell them ahead of time, that you're not going to be in.

[stevetothepast]

Buy a trombone.

Fuck Trombones. buy triangles.:\

[Dimnos]

No no no... Buy a tuba and puke in it.

[Fathom Zero]

While another guy is playing it. :lol

[executioneer]

BAKE DELICIOUS COOKIES

[Dimnos]

Hit up the jack in the box drive through.

[robo_rob]

drink V8 and take pictures of the vomit that will come shortly after

[Dimnos]

drink V8 and take pictures of the vomit that will come shortly after

:x

[Big McLargehuge]

Call anybody you might be upset with!

[Tadao]

Hit on girls at AA meetings.

[robo_rob]

video blog

[darkvare]

How about playing matador with a red towel on a very transited highway

[robo_rob]

russian roulette

[lumpisan]

wow i dont even remembner posting this..... damn looks like i got alot to do next time i get drunk

[Big McLargehuge]

You could invite girls over and play spin the bottle.

You could count all the hairs on your toes.

You could organize your collection of antique typewriter keys.

You could drink beer.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Russian roulette with a flint lock.

[Dimnos]

Price merchandise apparently.
http://www.dump.com/wp-content/uploads/DO-NOT-PASTE-THIS-URL-ON-ANY-FORUM-BLOG-OR-WEBSITE--LINK-WILL-CEASE-TO-BE-FUNCTIONAL-SHORTLY--PLEASE-LINK-ONLY-TO-URLS-CONTAINED-IN-THE-ADDRESS-BAR--CODE-48918279417/doll.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Karaoke!

There was some kids(barely looked 21) on monday who needed some liquid courage. He asked the bartender what a strong shot was that would get them in the mood for singing quickly. This guy next to me was like "Whiskey". This kid was like "Nah, bro. I need something for the ladies too. Hmmm, Give me four shots of lemon drops." :rolleyes

When he said four shots he also raised his hand with four fingers and a thumb up. I like to think he was meaning 4 shots and a thumbs up at the same time but its not likely.

[Dimnos]

Tequila tequila tequila. That is the answer to every question in a bar.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's what I said!

[executioneer]

even ladies like it!

[TheBigMan045]

Going Balding is fun when toasted, you know going though town yelling bald at bald people and generally being arseholes, in a car naturally. Pointing at the bald person while yelling bald out the window so they know its them heheheheh

[kahljorn]

lol yea that happens to me when I'm out with the bros they'll be all, "HEY BRAH WANT TO GO BALDING" and ill be all, "FUCK YEA" or sometimes they'll be all, "WANT TO GO FATTING" and I'll be all "FUCK NO I NEED TO WATCH MY WEIGHT" and that will make them laugh cause they will get the joke.

I'm pretty much against other types of INGING because it is just discriminatory i mean obviously this comes from a long line of bigotry its just the newest form its precident was ******ing, fagging and womanwhenshe'soutsidewithouthermaning its just uncivil to engage in those practices now a days.

[Grislygus]

GO BACK TO 1998 AND PLAY WIPEOUT 64

[ZeldaQueen]

Put 'im in the cabin with the Captain's daughter
Put 'im in the cabin with the Captain's daughter
Put 'im in the cabin with the Captain's daughter
Early in the morning!

[MattJack]

txt message, drive, or have sex irresponsibly.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

drink vodka

[Sam]

txt message, drive, or have sex irresponsibly.

ALL AT ONCE

[lumpisan]

txt message, drive, or have sex irresponsibly.
last night i drank wildi rsh rose with vodka chasers for the first time and i did all of those by myself

[executioneer]

ALL AT ONCE
HELLZ yeah

[Babs]

throw huge boulders through parked cars, snowboard down some stairs, fill people's beers up with liquid soap, and of course throw cans of paint into a fire.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

fuck a tranny

[Big McLargehuge]

Go hang out with some good friends and decide that you all "really like each other" black out for the next 4 hours and wake up cold, lonely, and broken.

[ZeldaQueen]

Meet a hooker in LA, wake up the next morning with an IV in your arm and find that she stole one of your kidneys.

[Tadao]

You dog my whores again and you'll get cut bitch.

[ZeldaQueen]

So sorry. I guess the spiders in my beehive hair are screwing with my brain again.

[The Leader]

OMG SO RANDOM

[Tadao]

My bitches is all about repeat customers. The sooner you learn that the sooner you can work.

[ZeldaQueen]

OMG SO RANDOM
Both my stories are famous urban legends.

[Sam]

DRINK POP ROCKS AND COKE TOGETHER AND SEE IF YOUR HEAD EXPLODES :eek

LOOK I KNOW AN URBAN LEGEND TOOO :rolleyes

[Dimnos]

Pick up a fat chick at a bar and give her a piggy back ride to the car. Double points if you can still do her after you "stumble" and drop her on her face.

[Tadao]

Join the Navy

[Sam]

Pick up a fat chick at a bar and give her a piggy back ride to the car. Double points if you can still do her after you "stumble" and drop her on her face.

DOUBLE POINTS IF YOU STUMBLE AND DROP HER ON HER FACE MID-DOING HER ;)

[Shrubfest]

Show your nipple piercing to your dad's mates in the pub for £1.30

[Tadao]

I'll pound 30 you. :wink

[b_squared]

Nipple piercing....hell just go for the prince albert.

[Dimnos]

Nipple piercing....hell just go for the prince albert.

Shrub doesnt have the parts needed for that. :rolleyes

[b_squared]

My reply was general and was not directed to shub.
However if the ladies wanted to be included in my general answer..well then get the clit pierced when drunk.

[executioneer]

throw lit bottle rockets into the street/ a train tunnel

[Guitar Woman]

Walk
Run
Listen to Rush
Smoke, a lot
Play Trivial Pursuit
Be at school (:()
Schmooze
Play Guitar Hero. Heroic mode: Claim to have a voice like Signe Anderson and be the vocalist for every song.
Watch Samurai/Kung Fu films
Act out Samurai/Kung Fu films on rhodedendron bushes
Ride children's bicycles (:( :( :()

I have fun doing anything, really

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ME

[Guitar Woman]

I had my first non-V8 bloody mary the other night, too

Never ever again.

[executioneer]

v8 makes terrible bloody marys, are you insane

[Babs]

you can moisten your fence wood, bring your husband a drink, stare, stare, burn a porno collection.

[Guitar Woman]

I was using a pre-packaged mix, that might have something to do with it.

I think that and a Clamato mary I had once are the only drinks I've ever thrown out.

[executioneer]

oh. yeah pre-mix BM (blood mary) are all pretty much BM (bowel movement)(shit poo)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Not a fan of the bloody Caesar either

[lumpisan]

of course taking off your pants and cock slapping your roommate is always fun too

[DevilWearsPrada]

I was using a pre-packaged mix, that might have something to do with it.

I think that and a Clamato mary I had once are the only drinks I've ever thrown out.

Big bulk cans of tomato juice sell for less than $2 at your local store, that is the proper mixer. Well, plus pepper and a celery stalk to make it fancy.

[executioneer]

unless i'm mistaken, occasionally tabasco and/or worcestershire sauce are also useful in making a good taste

[DevilWearsPrada]

Tobasco, Worcestershire, and most use a little lemon but that seems unnecessary to me

[lumpisan]

Who else shere, speaking of worcestershire, enjoys a good old prayrie oyster after theve been drunk? best hangover cure i can think of

[Guitar Woman]

Or you could just drop the wive's tales and drink a pint of water before you go to sleep.

The only actual hangover "cure" that I've tried was pressing a cold can of beer or soda or whatever against the spot in the back of my head where your spine goes into your skull. That feels fantastic, but you have to keep it there. For ever.

[Dimnos]

I like to sober up the old fashioned way and throw up in the toilet to get it over with.

[Tadao]

There are a few ways to prevent/cure hangovers, it's science and you just have to remeber that everyones body is different.

[lumpisan]

i dont know why....maybe because i believe itll work but the prayrie oyster method works for me... one raw egg two tables spoons worschtershire saude, two table spoons vinegar and a dash of hotsauce and pepper.... good for what ailes ya

[Sam]

HEY SHIPWRECK, NEXT TIME TRY A MOUNTAIN OYSTER

OR A ROUSING BATTLE WITH COBRA COMMANDER

[executioneer]

aw man sam beat me to the rocky moutnain oyster joke :cryingemoticon

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think I'm quitting drinking for good.

[Dimnos]

I think I'm quitting drinking for good.

The worst lies are the ones you tell yourself. :tear

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Things to not do when drunk: Drive and get pulled over. Get arrested. Get charged. At the station when the officer asks you your weight don't replay with "Over" or when he asks you if you have any hispanic in you don't reply with "I wish I had some hispanic IN me."

:( Court date is soon.

[Tadao]

I believe the proper name for you is "Lout"

[Sam]

I hope your sister wasn't there to see that.

[Guitar Woman]

What with the poverty and disrespect this will surely bring, the most important thing to do is keep drinking

Also, god christ do I love to work while drunk. I guess I can get away with it because I'm a brilliant person under the influence.

[Evil Robot]

Evil Robot went to mexico and had an organ surgically implanted that secretes pure alcohol on demand. All I have to do is tense up like taking a dump and im suddenly drunk.

[The Leader]

Do you ever accidentally poo yourself?

[Bod]

squat shit on a moving train is a hoot when drunk

[Evil Robot]

Do you ever accidentally poo yourself?
No, but I get drunk by accident often.

[lumpisan]

i wonder how much alchohol it'd take to get my parrot drunk....

[Terra]

No alchohol needed. Just put said parrot between two cosmetic mirrors.

[MrSmiley381]

Today, you're drunk. You might be asking yourself, "What do I do now?" You have a myriad of options available to you, sir!

-Playing Games With Friends-

You can play a favorite video game with your friends, or even better, a tabletop game! What better thing is there to do aside from get drunk and argue about unclear and petty rules?

Examples: Super Mario Bros. 3, Talisman, Risk, and Drunken Tomb of Horrors (The D&D Drinking Game!)

-Smoke-
It is a well-known fact that the more drunk you are, the more vulnerable you are to other terrible addictions. Smoking while drunk is no exception, and even the worst-tasting smoke becomes delicious while inebriated.

Examples: Cigars, Cigarettes, Cannabis, Crack, Ganja, Blacn & Milds, Reefer, Meth, Marijuana, and did I mention Weed?

-Call An Ex-
Have some regrets you need to share? Sorry you accidentally ran over the cat? Depressed that she never really wanted you? Call your ex! Nothing bad will ever happen and the alcohol coursing through your veins will allow you to be more open with your past lover and more easily rebuild the bond that you once shared. It's not limited to relationships either; you can call an ex-anyone!

Examples: Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Swinger Group, Dominatrix, Slave Owner, Employer

This message brought to you from Lucky Strikes. If you're not smoking Luckies, you're smoking shit.

[kahljorn]

GETTING DRUNK IS SO LAME AND NOT COOL. :rolleyes

OF COURSE, THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS TALKING ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET

[Tadao]

My brother woke up the other night on our side walk with a black eye. He doesn't know what happened yet. :lol

[Babs]

fondle your neighbors

[lumpisan]

fondle your neighbors child

[Guitar Woman]

play the newgrounds dating sim again :lol

[executioneer]

dry ice bombs

[Dimnos]

Go to the titty bar and vastly overpay for some more beers.

[Babs]

find your son

[Dimnos]

What are you talking about? He is right here. He brought me the beer.

[elx]

do you keep him in a cage too?

[Dimnos]

A cage too? Are you referring to my dogs having kennels? They love those kennels and I never lock or even close the doors. But no he has his own wardrobe he gets locked in. I just tell him to play Narnia. :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[Supafly345]

Read the "things to do while banned" thread by Mr Adventure

[Guitar Woman]

Drink water to avoid a hangover, but drink too much and throw up.

By the way, guys, guess where I threw up last night

the beach! Ho ho ho.

[Aimless]

Do you keep him in a cage and call him Mafu?

[Evil Robot]

HOLY SHIT your posts are so bland and generic I can't tell if I'm reading posts or watching a comedy central movie.

[Aimless]

HOLY SHIT your posts are so bland and generic I can't tell if I'm reading posts or watching a comedy central movie.

OH LORD your posts are angry and bitter and so damned sexy.

[lumpisan]

Play halo. the only time that games any fun is when you and your friends are having a drunken LAN party

[stevetothepast]

fuck halo. what is this 2001?

[dirtyxblondexdame]

drunk text message everyone in my phone and berate them for not calling me enough. then when sober go right back to never calling anyone. ever.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Stay drunk for 4 days straight in Nashville and realize you like Nascar. :hypno

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Met this girl at Coyote Ugly in Tennessee and I told where I was from then she was all like "I'm from North Cackalacka!" and then started booty dancing to Daddy Yankee because it was her jam. I tried piecing together what she had said and deduced Cackalacka meant Carolina.

Dix, does that sound right?

[Dixie]

North Cackalacky is indeed NC

Aren't I the only mocker that lives there? Aarrg doesn't count, he's short term here.

[elx]

.... :)

[Dixie]

I don't want to hang out with you

[elx]

:(

[Dixie]

TOO YOUNG

[elx]

put me at the top of your things to do while drunk

[Dixie]

There are other people here that would be a ways ahead of you on that list, if I were to ever make such a list......because I totally haven't.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Thank you for answer. She also had one tooth and looked like Jaime Lynn Spears but was really nice.

[Chojin]

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/vqgvw.jpg

[Dixie]

since i'm drunk right now i declare posting in this thread is a thing to do while drunk.
i loves yoiu bitcfhes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

put me at the top of your things to do while drunk

If I had a nickel...

[Zhukov]

Stay hasty, son.

[Guitar Woman]

Go fishing
Take your shoes off and clamber around on barnacles
Forget where your shoes are
Fall off a rope swing and wake up with a welt across your back

Also steal all your grandparents' railroad gin and run across the border. :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

TALK TO MEEEEEEEE

[Guitar Woman]

I will not

[Babs]

So guitar woman, arn't you really a man? If so, invert that dick for me baby.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm a girl D:

[Wiffles]

GW is a girl! Who happens to like video games. We have undeniable proof ^.^

[Babs]

Things to do while drunk...

Post in this thread WHILE DRUNK and let everyone know who you love here.

First off I LOVE THOSE TITS DIXIE (FORMALLY CIG) HAS!!! Thank you for exposing that. I love 10k volt ghost, he's my dad. Kitsa for just living in Ohio and her amazing Bento art. Tadao for being the asshole he is and giving me a hard them. Fathom Zero for being dad as well and having the skills to kill. Esuohilm for being Milhouse backwards and for being in that awesome movie Ferris Bullers Day Off. AND OF COURSE ROGER, PROTOCLOWN, DR. BOOGIE, AND MAX BURBANK FOR MAKING EVERYTHING FUCKING AWESOME AND MORE ENDEARING!!!

IF I FORGOT SOMEONE LET ME KNOW, I LOVE!!!

P.S. YOU'RE OKAY TO WIFFLES...AND EXECUTIONEER

EDIT: FUCK I FORGOT THE LEADER

[The Leader]

I love you too. :)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You make me proud son. I'm drinking currently and wondering why my xbox won't connect. Either way. YAY BEER AND BIRTHDAYS!

[Kitsa]

heh @ Babs

last time I got drunk, it was off a margarita at the local omg-good mexican place. I think they use a full bottle of tequila per recipe, or something, because I have had some heavy-duty highproof shit and nothing has gotten me drunk like their margaritas.

Anyway, pretty much all I did was laugh at the waiter's cologne overuse and then walk out of the restaurant kinda sideways.

Seriously, the waiter wears so much old spice you know when he's a few tables away and getting closer. That's just his thing.

And one time in jr high I took dayquil not knowing that it was a drug interaction, and I don't know wtf happened but I woke up on the floor beside my desk in health class.

Anyway, I haven't been drunk for quite some time. I switched to dos equis at the mexican restaurant so I didn't have to choose which of the two or three or four doors was the real one on the way out.

[Guitar Woman]

mixing alcohol with Dextro can stop your lungs from working :o

There's APAP in Dayquil, too, so that probably wasn't easy on your liver.

[Kitsa]

I wasn't drinking. It was an interaction with my other meds. I just mean I blacked out.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, ok.

Still probably a bad idea :<

[Kitsa]

I didn't take it recreationally, I was just like "oh, these new OTC dayquil caplets may help my godawful sinus situation", I had a few conditions back then I didn't know I had, and I was doing great till 3rd-hour health class, when I woke up on the floor.

Never took dayquil again.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The non-drowsy dayquil is even worse. Knocks me right out so I can't take it at work whatsoever.

[Kitsa]

one of my doctors told me that if you have any sort of thyroid problem at all to stay the hell away from nyquil, dayquil and any of the "-D" suffix decongestants.

[Babs]

SO IT HINK 10K GHOST NEEDS TO COME TO COLUMBUS AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS WITH ME!!! 5 HOUR DRIVE BITCH SO NO EXCUSES!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I got a DWI and lost my license.....which sucks. I had to take a bus yesterday which I'm not used to.

Got to the concert, a sheriff banned tailgating in the parking lot. So I stood outside in the rain for 30 minutes. Finally got inside and the club lost their liquor license. There's nothing more that angers me more at a concert than sobriety.