We're all crushed

[DevilWearsPrada]

leading me on, like i'm some kind of puppy. every weekend. was it the beer talking? maybe a glance, a thought that you needed to clear out. was it still the beer that made you kiss me? or was it just a game that you'd forget when you woke up the next morning, week after week.

[Tadao]

She wants you to do something that you aren't doing.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

She wants you to dick her I'm sure of it.

[Sam]

DICK HER DOWN YOU DIRTY DOG

[DevilWearsPrada]

:lol

[MattJack]

Just be a jerk and act like you couldn't give two shi*s about her if you tried. Don't pay attention to her and feign interest in another girl.

She'll come running to you.

Girls like jerks these days. It's all the rage.

[Dimnos]

Might i suggest a gold ole cock slapping.

[Big McLargehuge]

Maybe she just doesn't like you.

[Dimnos]

Try and hook her up with another chick and just see what happens. If she doesnt go for it just tell her something along the lines of "Oh I thought since you werent interested in me you must chow box"

[Tadao]

You should break out the camera and then start taking pics of her, and then start sweet talking her into taking off her clothes. Women are such dirty creatures.

[Tadao]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/pet_owner_not_bothering_to

[DevilWearsPrada]

It's like she's all over me when there's liquor involved, and I like her and think that I'm beginning to really know her, but she seems to turn into another person and pretend I don't exist after the drinking and asskissing is over with

[Tadao]

:obvious

[Sam]

IMAGINE THAT :rolleyes

[Dimnos]

Keep alcohol handy. :rolleyes

But no really. Just treat her the same way she treats you when she is sober, even when she is drunk. In other words MOVE ON. If you ever had any real shot at it she will come around when she realizes she cant walk all over you anymore. Women love a man with a back bone.

[Big McLargehuge]

OWMEN LOVE A MAN WITH A FRONT BONE, AM I RIGHT? GUYS?

[Sam]

I was going to make that joke but thought better of it. :posh

[Tadao]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2478/3654116046_ed6a28ae91.jpg

[Terra]

It's like she's all over me when there's liquor involved, and I like her and think that I'm beginning to really know her, but she seems to turn into another person and pretend I don't exist after the drinking and asskissing is over with

It wouldn't be because the more she drinks the better you look, would it? Altered states of conciousness can do some tricky shit to women. I'd roll with the bottle if I were you.

[Fathom Zero]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2478/3654116046_ed6a28ae91.jpg

Bwahaha, nice chart.

[Colonel Flagg]

I liked it too, but I think there should be an "Abuse Tolerance" axis. :|

[Dimnos]

I thought that was the null set?

[Colonel Flagg]

I thought that was the null set?

I think that's perfection -- very high mental attractiveness, with very high physical attractiveness. Can't happen (according to Tadao's chart, anyway) ===> null set.

I stand by my interpretation, until proven wrong. :p

[Fathom Zero]

I think, at that point, she's too good for you anyway.

[Dimnos]

I think, at that point, she's too good for you anyway.

Hence why you have an abuse tolerance.

[Tadao]

I think Null Set means that you are so hot no one will talk to you.

[executioneer]

it's not nearly big enough a spot for that diagram to apply to me, then :/

[Colonel Flagg]

The relative sizes of the regions are just that - relative. To each individual. The region placement is the key - for some, the "null set" region will be rather small, and for others rather large, but it will always be in relatively the same position in the graph.

Sorry about dipping into "science/math mode". :(

As for the meaning, we can debate semantics, but basically, Tad is right; with people that fall in this region, we have no shot. :tear

[Tadao]

Oops, nvm

[Terra]

IT'S CALLED THE NO SHIT/SHOT THEOREM GUYS!

[Big McLargehuge]

You are a cunt.

[kahljorn]

lol