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DevilWearsPrada
Jul 12th, 2009, 08:29 AM
leading me on, like i'm some kind of puppy. every weekend. was it the beer talking? maybe a glance, a thought that you needed to clear out. was it still the beer that made you kiss me? or was it just a game that you'd forget when you woke up the next morning, week after week.

Tadao
Jul 12th, 2009, 02:01 PM
She wants you to do something that you aren't doing.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 12th, 2009, 03:42 PM
She wants you to dick her I'm sure of it.

Sam
Jul 12th, 2009, 04:27 PM
DICK HER DOWN YOU DIRTY DOG

DevilWearsPrada
Jul 12th, 2009, 04:32 PM
:lol

MattJack
Jul 12th, 2009, 07:12 PM
Just be a jerk and act like you couldn't give two shi*s about her if you tried. Don't pay attention to her and feign interest in another girl.

She'll come running to you.

Girls like jerks these days. It's all the rage.

Dimnos
Jul 13th, 2009, 12:18 AM
Might i suggest a gold ole cock slapping.

Big McLargehuge
Jul 13th, 2009, 08:03 PM
Maybe she just doesn't like you.

Dimnos
Jul 14th, 2009, 12:48 AM
Try and hook her up with another chick and just see what happens. If she doesnt go for it just tell her something along the lines of "Oh I thought since you werent interested in me you must chow box"

Tadao
Jul 14th, 2009, 01:01 AM
You should break out the camera and then start taking pics of her, and then start sweet talking her into taking off her clothes. Women are such dirty creatures.

Tadao
Jul 15th, 2009, 05:14 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/pet_owner_not_bothering_to

DevilWearsPrada
Jul 16th, 2009, 04:49 PM
It's like she's all over me when there's liquor involved, and I like her and think that I'm beginning to really know her, but she seems to turn into another person and pretend I don't exist after the drinking and asskissing is over with

Tadao
Jul 16th, 2009, 04:53 PM
:obvious

Sam
Jul 16th, 2009, 04:54 PM
IMAGINE THAT :rolleyes

Dimnos
Jul 16th, 2009, 05:00 PM
Keep alcohol handy. :rolleyes

But no really. Just treat her the same way she treats you when she is sober, even when she is drunk. In other words MOVE ON. If you ever had any real shot at it she will come around when she realizes she cant walk all over you anymore. Women love a man with a back bone.

Big McLargehuge
Jul 17th, 2009, 04:19 PM
OWMEN LOVE A MAN WITH A FRONT BONE, AM I RIGHT? GUYS?

Sam
Jul 17th, 2009, 04:36 PM
I was going to make that joke but thought better of it. :posh

Tadao
Jul 18th, 2009, 06:11 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2478/3654116046_ed6a28ae91.jpg

Terra
Jul 19th, 2009, 11:57 PM
It's like she's all over me when there's liquor involved, and I like her and think that I'm beginning to really know her, but she seems to turn into another person and pretend I don't exist after the drinking and asskissing is over with

It wouldn't be because the more she drinks the better you look, would it? Altered states of conciousness can do some tricky shit to women. I'd roll with the bottle if I were you.

Fathom Zero
Jul 20th, 2009, 12:26 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2478/3654116046_ed6a28ae91.jpg

Bwahaha, nice chart.

Colonel Flagg
Jul 20th, 2009, 04:01 PM
I liked it too, but I think there should be an "Abuse Tolerance" axis. :|

Dimnos
Jul 20th, 2009, 04:37 PM
I thought that was the null set?

Colonel Flagg
Jul 20th, 2009, 05:42 PM
I thought that was the null set?

I think that's perfection -- very high mental attractiveness, with very high physical attractiveness. Can't happen (according to Tadao's chart, anyway) ===> null set.

I stand by my interpretation, until proven wrong. :p

Fathom Zero
Jul 20th, 2009, 05:57 PM
I think, at that point, she's too good for you anyway.

Dimnos
Jul 20th, 2009, 06:23 PM
I think, at that point, she's too good for you anyway.

Hence why you have an abuse tolerance.

Tadao
Jul 20th, 2009, 06:29 PM
I think Null Set means that you are so hot no one will talk to you.

executioneer
Jul 20th, 2009, 08:05 PM
it's not nearly big enough a spot for that diagram to apply to me, then :/

Colonel Flagg
Jul 20th, 2009, 11:12 PM
The relative sizes of the regions are just that - relative. To each individual. The region placement is the key - for some, the "null set" region will be rather small, and for others rather large, but it will always be in relatively the same position in the graph.

Sorry about dipping into "science/math mode". :(

As for the meaning, we can debate semantics, but basically, Tad is right; with people that fall in this region, we have no shot. :tear

Tadao
Jul 20th, 2009, 11:20 PM
Oops, nvm

Terra
Jul 21st, 2009, 12:17 AM
IT'S CALLED THE NO SHIT/SHOT THEOREM GUYS!

Big McLargehuge
Jul 23rd, 2009, 03:38 PM
You are a cunt.

kahljorn
Jul 24th, 2009, 07:52 AM
lol