HEY STARCRAFT ASSHOLES

[sspadowsky]

I haven't played this game in years. I just downloaded it today and started playing again. I think I suck at it even more now. Does anyone still play? Would anyone like to set up a nice romantic night on battle.net sometime soon?

[darkvare]

let me redownload and see if i suck less than you lol warcraft 3 spoiled me :/ by the way gaming forum

[MrSmiley381]

We should have an I-Mockery orgy of Starcraft.

Who wants in?

[darkvare]

only if we roleplay and i get to be jim raynor

[MrSmiley381]

Then I get to be a Mutalisk.

That way, I got shoot little worms that hit two others right afterward.

Delicious.

[Shyandquietguy]

I am most definitely up for some starcraft. More people should come. A foursome is just ok but still not sloppy! :lol :lol :lol

[Guitar Woman]

We should play over Hamachi because I was too cheap to buy a copy.

Also I bet Asila wants to play! I will tell her because I am the only person here she likes.

[Mockery]

I still have it installed and might be up for a game or two... just depends on when and if I can find the time. Been totally slammed lately with travel and site work stuff... :O

[Guitar Woman]

I even have a vent we can use!

Hostname: barium.typefrag.com
Port Number: 49515

[Mockery]

What's this vent shit? Wouldn't we all just login to battlenet just like in the old days o' I-Mockery Starcraft battles?

[MattJack]

Ventrilo (http://www.ventrilo.com/) Mr. Mockery!

Why wouldn't you want to talk with your I-Mockery buds while playing SC?

[executioneer]

We should play over Hamachi because I was too cheap to buy a copy.

Also I bet Asila wants to play! I will tell her because I am the only person here she likes.

what :(

[executioneer]

ALSO STARCARFT SUX LETS PLAY MVC ON MAME AGAIN :(

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/gwvent.jpg

what a classy vent you have there, gw

[Dimnos]

Wow. I dont think I could log into that without a tie.

[Guitar Woman]

Bubble pipes and house robes the standard uniform for Goosebumps RPG and System Shock 4-ways.

[sspadowsky]

Heavens to Betsy, what a response.

Let's do it on Battle.net, you slackers. It's only $14.99 to download the original plus Brood Wars.

Why don't we arrange for one night a week or so from now, so we can have a good turnout?

[Guitar Woman]

Bah, I'll go start my own Starcraft club, with blackjack and hookers.

Or with none of those and we play a good game, like Diablo.

[Zhukov]

I'd be in, so please arrange it to begin at a conveniant GMT+10 Southern Hemispehere time. Ta.

[Wiffle Bat]

I'd be willing to play some Starcraft. I havent played it since 4th grade. ^.^ Totally suck at it ;__;

[The Leader]

I've never played Starcraft, but I got old Zerg and Terran Marine action figures from my friend. I love them very much and we have tea parties. :>

[Chojin]

We should play over Hamachi because I was too cheap to buy a copy.

Also I bet Asila wants to play! I will tell her because I am the only person here she likes.

also wtf asila you whore

[executioneer]

she only has eyes for fansites of inglish fellows now ;_;

[whoreable]

oh man i sorta wanna play.
i just remember my one great game it was a full ffa against some of yall and i won. all the othertimes i didnt do all that great :(

oh and ventrillo is fucking gay and who ever suggested that should be buried alive

[Guitar Woman]

how dare you use convenient programs designed for friendly communication

[Dixie]

OMG i'm so coming in there

[Shyandquietguy]

how dare you use convenient programs designed for friendly communicationDo you sound like Mark Elliot?

[Dixie]

This is gay. i quit

[sspadowsky]

How about Tuesday evening? I'm on Central Time.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I don't have any money to buy a legit copy of starcraft and the pirated version doesn't work online D:

[Guitar Woman]

You can still play LAN games with your homies over Hamachi, like most Blizzard games, but these n*ggers won't go for it.

[Chojin]

isn't starcraft and brood wars like $2 now

[Zhukov]

I guess everyone better download and install fucking Hamachi now because one person is too cheap to buy a game that retails for nine Australian dollars.

Also, how can you LAN online? Does that even make sense?

[DevilWearsPrada]

australian dollars? might as well buy it with a pile of shiny rocks >:

[Zomboid]

I bought the battle chest a while ago, but I'd have to dig it out. I really enjoyed the old games, but somehow I doubt it'd be the same with people like GW in there. Especially if we have to hear its voice.

[Zhukov]

australian dollars? might as well buy it with a pile of shiny rocks >:

Exactly! if it costs nine shiny rocks, think how cheap it will be in God's Own American Dollars.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I guess everyone better download and install fucking Hamachi now because one person is too cheap to buy a game that retails for nine Australian dollars.

Also, how can you LAN online? Does that even make sense?


You just need a LANLINE.

:badjoke

[Guitar Woman]

I WILL PROFESS MY HATE FOR EVERYTHING EVER IN EVERY THREAD INSTEAD OF TRYING TO ENJOY FUN SITUATIONS

HARF HARF HARF

Zhukov: Hamachi is basically a LAN emulator that you can use to link far-off computers for various what-have-yous that takes about two seconds to download. It's not like I'm asking you guys to travel to Mordor and forge our connection in the cracks of fucking doom and it was really more of a suggestion in case you guys wanted to include me in your midnight soiree but I guess wanting to do things is a crime and I should go to prison

[executioneer]

so hamachi is basically the Kali of the '00s, then

[Chojin]

so hamachi is basically the Kali of the '00s, then

http://b7st.com/thimages/the%20great%20khali.jpg

[executioneer]

n..no

[Tadao]

Oh shit, I forgot all about Kali!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://b7st.com/thimages/the%20great%20khali.jpg

:lol

[MrSmiley381]

I'm glad to see that we're terribly disorganized about all of this.

We could run a Nethack server where we share one massive bones file! It'll be great, aside from not being able to compete with each other at exactly the same time.

:<

[Misdemonar]

what do you mean us bub

[DevilWearsPrada]

think he said 'we'

[executioneer]

what do you mean he bub

[DevilWearsPrada]

the guy who posted before misdemonar :(

[executioneer]

sorry i was having some trouble understanding pronouns :eek

[Hangie]

Ventrilo is a proprietary Voice over Internet Protocol program with clients for Microsoft Windows and Mac OS X. Most users of Ventrilo use a headset or microphone and use the program to talk to each other, similar to a telephone conference call. Ventrilo is often used by multiplayer video game players.

Incase you're wondering how to use it,Users install the Ventrilo client and connect to a Ventrilo server. The Ventrilo client is released as freeware and is available for Microsoft Windows and for Mac OS X, and future support is planned for operating systems based on the Linux kernel. The server, under a restrictive license, is available for Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux as well as Kopi, Solaris, NetBSD and FreeBSD. Although there is no client version for Linux, it can be used with WINE.
The default sound quality is comparable to a telephone but it can be changed to a higher quality by changing to a different codec. Ventrilo currently supports GSM Full Rate, and Speex as their main codecs. Presently, however, the Mac OS X client is still unable to properly use most servers due to a lack of support for the widely used GSM codec.
The Ventrilo developers have attempted to keep its bandwidth to a minimum but users with a low-bandwidth dial-up connection may still find themselves restricted to using low quality settings.
Gamers can use the software to communicate with other players on the same team of a multiplayer game. Communicating by voice gives a competitive advantage by allowing players to keep their hands on the mouse and action keys while playing a fast paced game such as a first-person shooter, particularly in team-based, tactical games. This kind of quick and easy communication can be crucial for those who participate in electronic sports. It is often referred to as "Vent". In game, if you are using ventrilo, it is also known as "Venting". Ventrilo is also popular among players of other genres of online games, especially MMORPGs (World of Warcraft, Lord of the Rings Online, Navy Field, etc.) and real-time strategy games.
The gaming instant messaging utility Xfire displays the Ventrilo server address to which the user is connected.
Ventrilo is also used as a call-in method on radio shows, and for general voice-chat.
The quality of the speech depends on the users' sound cards and microphones and the codec selected by the administrator. It also depends on the quality of the host's Internet connection.

[executioneer]

YES WE KNOW

[MrSmiley381]

So, are we going to bitch for a few weeks, or are we going to play some games?

[Shyandquietguy]

Did anyone meet up Tuesday? I forgot about it. :(

[Dimnos]

No one showed up because they all feared Hangie would gay it up. :\

[sspadowsky]

Let us set another date, then.

[Shyandquietguy]

What time are we centering around? Central? Pacific? Join in around 5-8?

P.S. I don't think we can even center around Zhukov guys. It is 8:30 A.M. on saturday morning for him right now at my 3:30 P.M. friday. So if we included him he would always kick all of our asses and not make it very fun.

Zhukov, we will send you our replays, even though you already know what went down.

[Zomboid]

I agree - we can't be letting Zhukov play, seeing as how he has knowledge of our future.

[Zhukov]

:lol

I knew this would happen. >: