Things you wish you'd never seen.

[Kitsa]

A pizza cook who came to our ER with cuts and longtime running sores all over his hands. He came directly from work, for something else.

A pizza (from a different place) with a big black hair melted into the cheese.

Mouse turds on a grocery store shelf.

Unflushed diarrhea, some of it frothy or bloody and most of it overspraying the only available toilet, in multiple port-a-potties and rest stops.

[Guitar Woman]

We should probably spoiler ones that are gross to even talk about, guys.

A redneck whale poster on my other forum sucking her husband's dick.

A wormy parasite thing being surgically extracted from just below some Indonesian kid's eye. Thanks, /b/.

Various deformed faces, courtesy of /b/.

Chris Chan's anus, bent penis, other nude pictures, and the sex video of him fucking a blow up doll while yelling JULIEEEEEE

[ZeldaQueen]

Approximately five hundred flies in my basement and dining room, who are all evidently auditioning for roles in some Amityville Horror remake.

[darkvare]

my own guts

[dirtyxblondexdame]

my little brother after a track practice accident -- shotput to the face. let's just say the left side of his face is now all metal, wires, and gel "bones".

a homeless guy taking a shit 20 feet from my office door (yaaaaay for living in the ghetto!)

my boss drunk and dancing on a table at our office holiday shindig a few years back (the president promised her $500.00 if she did it. she's still asking for it.)

"Boogeyman" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357507/)-- biggest waste of $7 EVER. i was so mad i threw my soda at the screen and accidentally hit another poor unsuspecting moviegoer. he didn't say shit - maybe because he was busy being angry at the worst movie EVER MADE.

[Sam]

I'm surprised Kitsa didn't say "MY OWN PERSONAL BATHROOM, COVERED FLOOR TO CEILING WITH THE WASTE OF AN ELDERY WOMAN" :rolleyes

[Dixie]

daylight

[Otto]

A stray dog getting hit by a car and having his head pulled into the wheel so his limp body just hung out from under the car as the driver sped off.

Pictures of World War 1 plastic surgery where they had to keep grafted parts alive with tubes of skin.

[executioneer]

THIS THREAD :x :x :x

[Colonel Flagg]

A rack of uncooked pork left in the garbage during the summer, covered with maggots and smelling of corruption. Almost yakked all over the place, which would have been an improvement.

[Kitsa]

I'm surprised Kitsa didn't say "MY OWN PERSONAL BATHROOM, COVERED FLOOR TO CEILING WITH THE WASTE OF AN ELDERY WOMAN" :rolleyes

That's more in the category of something I wish never happened. :\

[elx]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pix_plz.png
addicted to the xkcd nerds now:(

[Kitsa]

A neglected elderly man who stumbled in one day from one of those "houses of squalor". He wobbled and someone put a hand on his arm to steady him and a big centipede crawled out from under his shirt. He didn't even notice it and later they found big sores full of bugs all over him.

[The Leader]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/3277004753_04e4fe6d9f_o.jpg

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

[Guitar Woman]

A stray dog getting hit by a car and having his head pulled into the wheel so his limp body just hung out from under the car as the driver sped off.

:lol :(

[Esuohlim]

I wish I had never seen Date Movie :(

[Tadao]

The help wanted ad at Sears where I met my ex wife.
http://www.lydon-connection.net/LOS/PL_Images/DrumButtonSm.gif

[ZeldaQueen]

An inexplicable string of deer roadkill on the highway from Pittsburgh to Ohio.

A bluebird which we first thought was injured, then thought it was too young to fly, and then dropped dead as I was standing watching it by myself.

[executioneer]

i wish i'd never seen my own death in that crystal ball ;_;

[Aimless]

Sam's beard.

[Aaarg]

I'm drawing a blank, but I can think of smells I wish I'd not smelt!

When the guy came to pick up the bone&fat bin (one of those big outdoor trashcans in which all of the useless chunks of meat thrown away by a meat department in a grocery store lands) at the height of summer, only to find a second, much older bone&fat bin hidden away in an abandoned freezer (which, rather than being cool, was warm as shit).
The stench of rotten meat (I saw it. It was green and black) filling a 32-gallon trash can and being dragged onto a truck in 100-degree weather.


An inexplicable string of deer roadkill on the highway from Pittsburgh to Ohio.

That's all the time. Generally worse between Morgantown, WV and Pittsburgh.

EDIT: and it's not really inexplicable, as not as many people are into hunting as they used to be and the land there is pretty good for deer.

[Kitsa]

When I went to school in Ithaca, it was nothing to have five or six deer jump across the road in front of you in one night, different locations and times. I was always scared to death to go around at night there in the summertime.

[Guitar Woman]

Smells I wish I'd never smelt include the catch tray for the water cooler at school, which didn't get cleaned out for a month and when we finally realized where the rancid, diarrhea/vomit/death reek was coming from I drew the short straw and got to dump it out.

Only time a smell's ever made me gag.

Well, maybe imitation crab, too.

[Kitsa]

My grandmother used to have her dog "paper" trained, only the "paper" was actually old bath towels. The dog would piss and shit on the towels, and they'd pick up the shit and throw it away, then wad the pissy towel up and stick it in a lidded plastic garbage bin outside until it could be bleached and washed.

The smell, in mid-August, of those towels when you lifted the lid was absolutely disgusting.

That's the second time rancid piss has made me gag. The first time, I was playing at my other grandmother's house (I had around 15 younger cousins who stayed there all the time) and went to get something from a drawer in an un-air-conditioned upstairs bedroom. One of the younger kids had wet their pants or something and hid the evidence in the back corner of the drawer. The smell was exactly the same as the rotten-dogpiss smell.

To this day I can recognize that smell from quite a distance.

[Aaarg]

Somebody took a diarrhea doody in the cave once, probably the nastiest instance of fecal matter I've ever come across.

The dumpster/trash compactor at this Food Lion gets foul. Absolutely foul.

[elx]

Aimless's face :(

[Dimnos]

THIS THREAD :x :x :x

Thats what I was going to say. :(


Aimless's face :(

Chick fight!

[Kybo Ren]

Cocks cut to look like the letter Y. Where is the benefit in that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I was delivering Fridges and stoves, etc. and the animal shelter needed a new chest freezer for their roadkill&strays that people might still want to claim. we had to take the old freezer away, It had been acquired in the late 70's, never defrosted, and they left it out in the sun for 2 days before calling us. that "soup" in there I had to dump out was hands down worse smell ever. beats out dead human, easy.

oh yeah, and this video :

http://i15.tinypic.com/432wd55.jpg


WILLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zhukov]

I saw a human foot lying on the ground in Papua New Guinea. I was only a wee boy but that stays with you.

Recently I found a frog in the garden at work with it's guts hanging out. It was still alive and it's toes were moving. I felt so sad, and I was too weak to finish it off.

[b_squared]

I wish I never saw one of the training films for work which showed animal cruelity. I remember there were two teen boys beating the shit out of a Yorkie then when the thing was gasping for the last breaths they put it in a garbage bag and set it on fire. They videoed themselfs torturing this poor dog, so I was watching the actual footage. I think their laughter while setting the dog on fire was very disturbing.

Since we have to report human/child abuse as well, the pictures and stories of child abuse was horrifing.

[Colonel Flagg]

@B² - I wish I'd never seen your post. :x I'm surprised if there wasn't a mad dash to the porcelain god after that.

[Aimless]

Aimless's face :(

Your boobs... not that there was much to see.

[Tadao]

CAT FIGHT!

[RaNkeri]

OOOOOoooohhhhhh!

[Dimnos]

Your boobs... not that there was much to see.

BBbbbbuuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn!!!!

Come on Elx! Dont just sit there and take that! :troutslap

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/catfight.jpg

[Aimless]

I wasn't being mean to Sam, by the way. His beard just made me all weak in the knees. <3

[elx]

http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq159/aimlessblue/Photo50.jpg


better?
ahaha, I was going to quote Aimless's picture and mine together just to let that speak for itself, but as it turns out the one shot she had up which exclusively focused on her chest has just mysteriously been deleted from the pictures thread.

Aimless, although i do not take pictures as you do, in a slutty-manner, the basic idea can still be gathered from the candid image I posted of my entire frame. which proves that I am infact not flatchested EVEN THOUGH the picture is over two years old from when I was literally half of your age and still better developed.

[Aimless]

woah, deja vu.

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/glovesoff.jpg

[LordSappington]

The kid down the street got hit by a car a few months ago, right in front of me. He ran out into the road, for whatever reason I will never know, and got hit by a guy in a hummer. The guy sped off, while I called 911.
The kid's head was barely even connected; he was like a broken toy.
I still have nightmares about that.

[stevetothepast]

Gremlins 2

[dirtyxblondexdame]

the whole 6 month saga of giving my grandmother hospice care before she passed.

[stevetothepast]

we should take all the sad stories on this page and write a fucking cry about it book.

[captain516]

99.9% of Deviantart submissions.

[Chojin]

The kid down the street got hit by a car a few months ago, right in front of me. He ran out into the road, for whatever reason I will never know, and got hit by a guy in a hummer. The guy sped off, while I called 911.
The kid's head was barely even connected; he was like a broken toy.
I still have nightmares about that.

WAS HE OK

[Jonathan Clement]

Zeitgeist! >.<

[The Leader]

You fell for it, didn't you?

[LordSappington]

WAS HE OK
Well, for however long the human brain can survive mostly cut off from its blood supply, he was. After that, not so much.

[Chojin]

Well, for however long the human brain can survive mostly cut off from its blood supply, he was. After that, not so much.

Speaking of!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/1233256240093.gif

[The Leader]

Goddamn.

[Dommin]

[quote=dirtyxblondexdame;641388]
"Boogeyman" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357507/)quote]

This, this, this a thousand times this.

Also, TMNTIII. And the harlequin fetus.

[Colonel Flagg]

Eric, that has to be the most dynamic decapitation I've ever seen.

[Dixie]

I guess he didn't get back up.

[Tadao]

Both of those guys had to have been the dumbest pit crew members I have ever seen.

[The Leader]

I want to know what race that happened at.

[Wiffles]

I wished I never saw Harlequin fetus. Goatse comes in second -.-

[Kitsa]

That didn't look like just a decapitation, that looked like a bisection made messy with entrails.

[Colonel Flagg]

Well, something that should be singular bifurcated - We're probably "splitting hairs" here.

Ok, that was pretty bad. Sorry. :(

[Tadao]

I wished I never saw Harlequin fetus.

Tempted to google that, but I feel a little ill right now from some chili I ate earlier.

[Zhukov]

I don't know why people are tempted to look that stuff up. I've stayed pretty safe on the internet, haven't seen goatse, 2 girls 1 cup or anything like that. I don't want to see a guy get his head run over, or a pig getting sawn in half, so I don't click the links. IT'S THAT SIMPLE GUYS.

[stevetothepast]

That's what the internet is for zhukov, to look up crazy shit you'll never see in person.

[Dimnos]

I have to vote for the harlequin fetus as being the nastiest thing ever. :tear

[Tadao]

Oh man I have too see now but don't wanna!

[The Leader]

Harlequin peoples ain't so bad. I say peoples, cause some with that condition have lived to adulthood. They just need to moisturize a lot.

[Shrubfest]

I felt sorry for harlequin baby. Then promptly reserched it, and discovered people survive it these days.
They just need to exfoliate. Every hour.

[The Leader]

Way to copy me. >:

[Shrubfest]

HA.

[The Leader]

Jerk.

[Shrubfest]

>:Slow internets.
Sorry Leader.

[Tadao]

Harlequin fetus isn't that bad, it's not like people doing nasty ass shit on purpose. I guess what I think is disgusting usually involves peoples intent.

[stevetothepast]

Harlequin fetus is pretty damn gross.

[stevetothepast]

I'm tempted to click on goatse but I'm at work and I don't want to get fired.

[Dimnos]

I'm tempted to click on goatse but I'm at work and I don't want to get fired.


Dont... Just dont... Even if you are the kind of person who like to look at nasty stuff at least once to see what it is. Its just not worth it.

[Tadao]

NSFW ;)

http://lemonparty.org/

[Dimnos]

:lol

[Zhukov]

OH FUCK >:

That link has a misleading name.

[Zomboid]

I assumed everyone had seen that. Same as meatspin.

[stevetothepast]

fuck sakes goatse was fucking bad. lemon party is a good way to get people haha.

[Esuohlim]

Harlequin fetus isn't that bad you pussies

[executioneer]

does lostanotherloantoditech.com still work
edit: APPARENTLY NOT THANK G*D

[Kitsa]

I think tubgirl is way worse than lemonparty.

Probably because it reminds me of that garage sale.

[Zhukov]

Stop dropping all these google worthy names everyone.

[stevetothepast]

ya tubgirl is fucking bad too

[stevetothepast]

I once saw a guy get his head cut off online when i was in high school. I thought it was a joke at first, but it wasn't. I wasn't even shocked that much at the time.

[Tadao]

stilesproject :x

[MarioRPG]

This thread brings back too many horrifying memories.

e: I'd say the clips from 'swap.avi' that were put on at a party were maybe the worst... Kinda made 2girls1cup feel like nothing.

[Hangie]

I don't know... The pain series I guess, that's pretty much like everything.

But if I have to pick an individual thing, probably 1guy1jar because he seems so...calm.

[DevilWearsPrada]

That video where the guy sticks the jar in his anus, then it breaks...that is the worst thing :x

[Hangie]

Wow, way to totally copy me

[Kitsa]

We had an ER patient once with a broken lightbulb in his ass.

I never found out what happened to him, he went right to surgery.

But it made me squirm when I watched Red Room a few years later.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Wow, way to totally copy me

Didn't copy you, just didn't know the internet gave that video one of those generic "(number of people)(gender)1(object)" names yet >:

[Hangie]

YOU IGNORANT SLUT! Of course you knew, you just want my glory. I'll stick my fist up your ass.

[LordSappington]

Then break a jar in it.

[Hangie]

Hell yea Lord! Lemme fist you too, but with my FOOT\

[Tadao]

What are you spazzing on little boy?

[Hangie]

Lvl 7 wordsmith jizz

[LordSappington]

You need to get your Ritalin filled again.

[Hangie]

I don't like that, it doesn't taste good. I don't want it, I don't want it.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/29/Kids_on_Drugs.jpg

[LordSappington]

It's a pill, Tool. If you're tasting it that much, you're doing it wrong.

[Tadao]

I just saw this.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/02/r75z68jtvkflckkkmd9cmpido1_500.jpg

Gotta be fake, but still. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

:lol

[LordSappington]

What, do they poop into, and THEN push it, or are they supposed to poop so violently, it pushes it out in the shape?
Either way, that's a lot of poop for such a small child.

[Wiffles]

What, do they poop into, and THEN push it, or are they supposed to poop so violently, it pushes it out in the shape?
Either way, that's a lot of poop for such a small child.

Im sure you have to feed the child a whole chipotle' before you can get the right shape and consistencey of the extrudate material.
Reminds me of the play-doh shapey thingies I used to own as a child. The wonders of extrusion ^_^

[Esuohlim]

What a fantastic prank to play on your friends. "Why is Milhouse pooping moons? :eek"

[LordSappington]

Imagine finding poop shapes in a public toilet.

[Otto]

Wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've seen in a public toilet.

[Hangie]

If I was a kid maybe could understand having your poop form shapes being fun... but not having a red plastic buttplug up my ass.

[Dimnos]

Oh come on dude. Its the shit.

[LordSappington]

http://www.bingegamer.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/w31rd-jesus-facepalm.jpg
Good one.

[Jeanette X]

Well, for however long the human brain can survive mostly cut off from its blood supply, he was. After that, not so much.

Did they catch the bastard?

[LordSappington]

Honestly, I have no idea. The only thing I thought of to do was throw my hoodie over the kid without hurling everywhere, and call the cops.
I'm not gonna lie, I pretty much had a small break-down shortly thereafter.

[Tadao]

Yeah, that sound gruesome. Sounds like you got more balls then I previously thought. Pun intended ;)

[stevetothepast]

http://www.mydailylol.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Picture-11.png

[Kitsa]

Wow, that scenario could go a lot of bad places.

[Tadao]

I'm assuming it's a fake, but I also know that it can very well be real.

[Colonel Flagg]

Why doesn't she just get him a hobag? Or a "blow-up date"?

[executioneer]

Wow, that scenario could go a lot of bad places.
i'd say it's already gone to several at this point

[Kitsa]

or, as the various commentaries recommend, a fleshlight and some couch cushions.

[executioneer]

she should get her husband to "help" next time, it can be a bonding experience for the whole family

[Colonel Flagg]

The family that lays together stays together?

[MajorScales]

This last few years the bunny's in my region have been over populating. I was running my lawn tractor over a lawn last year and looked to see a baby bunny running. I stop and get off the machine and there in a hole in the middle of the lawn is a headless one...kinda sad and gross. If I have to do a lawn that has long grass I take the time to make sure there are no bunnies anymore.

[ZeldaQueen]

When my family took a trip to the zoo several days ago, we came across several kids poking (with their hands, not with sticks or anything) what seemed to be a dead bird lying on the ground, curled up, soaking wet, and coated in mud. My mom told them to leave it alone because it wasn't healthy. What was really bad was that it was still alive. We could see its eye twitching as we left it. Which made me very nervous when one of the kids nearly stepped on it while leaving.

[LordSappington]

Speaking of birds, this summer, on my way to the bus pick-up area for summer school, I saw a bird sitting on the side of the road. I thought it hurt its leg or something, so I picked it up to put it on the grass, and maybe have a better chance to live.
When I picked it up, I found that its underside had practically EXPLODED; there were maggots all under where it was sitting. I don't even know what happened, or why it was still, barely, painfully alive. I felt so bad, I crushed it with my foot to end its misery, and spent something like ten minutes sanitizing my hands at school.

[Zhukov]

Holy shit :( I would have dropped it and run away screaming.

[Kitsa]

When my boyfriend had his cat-skinning job, he had some horrifying stories about parasitic worms trying to depart the dead cats' asses. Part of his job was to give the dead cats enemas so that schoolkids wouldn't have to deal with cat shit during a dissection. Overspray, droplets on your face, etc.

[Dimnos]

I think I would be wearing a full face mask for that job. :(

[Kitsa]

they had just goggles, I think.

[Jeanette X]

Most of the things that I wish I hadn't seen I saw by being too damn curious for my own good.

"Gee whiz, what's this Goatse thing I've heard so much about?"

:x

[Dimnos]

http://images.lowes.com/product/converted/078371/078371900281md.jpg

$15

[Kitsa]

yeah, well, workplace theory vs. workplace practice. As for myself, I wouldn't have set foot in the door. Parasites freak me out.

[Zhukov]

Was there much money/business in the dead cat enema trade?

[Kitsa]

Not loads, but very good insurance, vacation time and security. The company prepped "specimens" for dissection. His main job was skinning cats, so that students would have some emotional distance from what they were dissecting. He also injected colored latex into the arteries and veins of rats, frogs, and so on.

It was a temporary job when he was saving up to move. I wasn't wild about it.

[MarioRPG]

"Gee whiz, what's this Goatse thing I've heard so much about?"

Yeah, it kinda amplifies the grossness when you actively search something like that.

[ZeldaQueen]

When my boyfriend had his cat-skinning job, he had some horrifying stories about parasitic worms trying to depart the dead cats' asses. Part of his job was to give the dead cats enemas so that schoolkids wouldn't have to deal with cat shit during a dissection. Overspray, droplets on your face, etc.
Oh my god! That sounds like something Tim Burton would put in one of his movies! :x

[MrSmiley381]

Oh my god! That sounds like something Tim Burton would put in one of his movies! :x

Except he'd make it almost cute and cuddly in an ironically gothic sort of way.

And, for some reason, I can see that happening, too.

[Dimnos]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/31/role-models.jpg

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/good_example_a_pole_dancing_do.php

:shame

[Colonel Flagg]

One step from this to "Barbie's Brothel".

[Kitsa]

I'm not 100% sure but I think that might be a headmold commandeered from Barbie's "little sister" Kelly.

[Dimnos]

Product features:

style
interesting
music
flash
up and down
go round and round

Up and down was what sold me. :|

[Colonel Flagg]

Product features:

style
interesting
music
flash
up and down
go round and round Up and down was what sold me. :|

It could be worse - it could also feature "in and out" :\

[Dimnos]

:(

[Hangie]

:rolleyes

[Dimnos]

I bet your the kind of guy who would buy that for your friends kid huh Hangie. >:

[Hangie]

I'd buy it for myself

[Dimnos]

Well foryourself... Who wouldnt. Im talking about little kids here.

[Hangie]

I dont really understand what that post meant... but anyway, I don't get the big deal about the stripper doll, they're gonna see it on TV and the internet anyway.


Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvm7fx2TxG4 that's a good example.

[executioneer]

if i had a kid i wouldn't let it on the internet until it was 16

[Kitsa]

heh...we were visiting relatives once and a 3 year old nephew was browsing youtube, pulling up videos and wanting us to watch. I'm not even sure how he was doing it, he couldn't read. But he wanted us to watch "the helicopter video". We all grouped around thinking we were going to see something cute and instead it's some guy's head getting chopped off by one of the blades.

I was pretty horrified.

[The Leader]

I made the conscious decision not to post anything on-line until I was 17. I should have waited another year. :/

[LordSappington]

Some kid at my school's prosthetic arm fell off in the middle of class; I'm not sure why. But damned if it didn't freak me right the fuck out for a second or two.

[Hangie]

Did he reattach it? Or did he just pack it up or something? I guess different ones have varying types of attachment so I'm curious.

[Kitsa]

I bet it embarrassed the hell out of them :/

[The Leader]

Was the arm hollow so they could store candies inside?

[LordSappington]

I have no idea how the thing worked. He just laughed, grabbed it, and put it back on. I was so shocked, I didn't even pay attention to how it worked. I just gaped; I thought for sure he was a leper.

[Hangie]

Sounds like a great party trick

[captain516]

I don't know what the this is, all I know it scares the fuck out of me.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/3894824447_70653ca884_o.jpg

[executioneer]

looks like it's supposed to be a pig-human hybrid of some sort

[captain516]

I think it looks more like a cat thing, judging by its nose.

[executioneer]

WELL SINCE I FOUND LINKS TO IT BY GOOLGING "PIG HYBRID" I GUESS WE'RE GONAN HAVE TO AGREE TO DISAGREE

[Colonel Flagg]

IG81Bvyzi6w&NR

[Hangie]

What's so weird about that? It looks like a puppet from labyrinth...Infact it reminds of the babe.

[stevetothepast]

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_half_human.htm

ever see this one?

[captain516]

Yeah I saw it. That one's pretty scary too.

[Kitsa]

I wish I'd never seen "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer". It's the only movie I've ever wanted to un-watch.

[DougClayton4231]

I wish I had never seen 2 Girls 1 Cup or the ending to the game Dead Rising, it totally killed my joy.

[Colonel Flagg]

I wish I had never had the urge to read the (hopefully last ever) Clement thread where he threw that disgusting image "out there". That creeped me out in a major way. :x

[LordSappington]

[quote=Colonel Flagg;647723]I wish I had never had the urge to read the (hopefully last ever) Clement thread where he threw that disgusting image "out there". That creeped me out in a major way. :x
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/1249945369749.jpg

[LordSappington]

Also, I really, really wish I'd never seen this.
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/1250488654890.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

That is hilarioooooos.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/1234843443715.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

I love that.

[Colonel Flagg]

What in the hell ....?

That looks oddly artistic.

[ZeldaQueen]

This thread. Seriously.

Just now, I glanced out the window and saw some doofus letting his basset hound answer nature's call on our front lawn. Could have gone without seeing that (at least he was nice enough to pick up after).

[LordSappington]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2iuw-p5vwg
This, this a thousand times, THIS. I'm going to give you your one warning: This is pretty disturbing. I dunno HOW it's stayed on youtube.

[Dimnos]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/no_no_noooooooooo_yaddle_love.php

Im going to call that NSFW just to be on the safe side. :lol

[Kitsa]

wow.

At least he followed through and got a green fleshlight.

[stevetothepast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2iuw-p5vwg
This, this a thousand times, THIS. I'm going to give you your one warning: This is pretty disturbing. I dunno HOW it's stayed on youtube.

tis not there anymore, what was it?

[LordSappington]

It was a video of some guys jumping off a bridge, and into the ocean. One guy messes up, and smacks his head on the cement ledge at the bottom. He just floats there, unconscious, leaking like PAINT from his head, and then it shows him in the hospital, with his face and what looked like part of his skull split in two down the nose area.
The worst part, to me, was that he was fully conscious, and in obvious agony, while the doctor tried to randomly hold his face together, seemingly for the lulz.